Alvatore DiMarco > I wonder what the thorax will turn into post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
Feyde Harkonen > Jita stations reminds me of a Wal-Mart in the Ghetto... there's always some nigga getting shot out front.
DrScience > 20:00 don't help if I don't know when 0 happens
Slaqr > Well figure it is 3hrs from just about right now.
Skuld > its 20.00 game time
Slaqr > 3pm Est, 2pm CSt, ect ect.
Skuld > the cock in the bottom left corner
Slaqr > Well figure it is 3hrs from just about right now.
Skuld > its 20.00 game time
Slaqr > 3pm Est, 2pm CSt, ect ect.
Skuld > the cock in the bottom left corner
Frank Horrigan > im tired of loot not making any sense
Stavlokar Cerebus > You shouldn't try to have a conversation with your loot
Stavlokar Cerebus > You shouldn't try to have a conversation with your loot
Jenesa > I dont really like the Raven
Roderickspeed > i love it now that i have missile skills
Jenesa > I miss giant enormus railguns
Jenesa > my hubby has a pirate char with less than 9 million sp and he already kills things better than I can with nearly 25 million sp
Roderickspeed > true but can he fly a freighter and a barge :) ?
Jenesa > no he just fights
Jenesa > mostly he dies and I have to give him money cause I hate his whines
Jenesa > booo whoooo I lost my destroyer, whaaa whaaa pweeese give me another one
Jenesa > no I gave you three already it will spoil your appitite. go mine
Jenesa > Bwaaaahhh I hate mining come on gimmie gimmie gimme
Jenesa > so I give him a new ship the cry baby
Jenesa > sorry I had to vent a little there
Saibotek > two words for you.... HA HA
Jenesa > I swear I married a 2 year old
Roderickspeed > i love it now that i have missile skills
Jenesa > I miss giant enormus railguns
Jenesa > my hubby has a pirate char with less than 9 million sp and he already kills things better than I can with nearly 25 million sp
Roderickspeed > true but can he fly a freighter and a barge :) ?
Jenesa > no he just fights
Jenesa > mostly he dies and I have to give him money cause I hate his whines
Jenesa > booo whoooo I lost my destroyer, whaaa whaaa pweeese give me another one
Jenesa > no I gave you three already it will spoil your appitite. go mine
Jenesa > Bwaaaahhh I hate mining come on gimmie gimmie gimme
Jenesa > so I give him a new ship the cry baby
Jenesa > sorry I had to vent a little there
Saibotek > two words for you.... HA HA
Jenesa > I swear I married a 2 year old
Hikari Sakura > I bumped you so hard, you flew over your max velocity XD
Lady Evelynne > BUMB ME AGAIN! o/
Hikari Sakura > O_O
Hikari Sakura > /emote hears the FBI smash down the door and storm the house
Lady Evelynne > BUMB ME AGAIN! o/
Hikari Sakura > O_O
Hikari Sakura > /emote hears the FBI smash down the door and storm the house
Noxious89123 > Who is it that provides LFC with Hulks?
Karon Wodens > Marvel
Noxious89123 > Who ?
Karon Wodens > Marvel
Noxious89123 > Who ?
Bacchanalian > when someone put down a TCU in some random system in Delve or something for April Fools last year, we had an epic shitstorm of "what the fuck is this sov shit" in alliance mail
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
lnformation Minister > huzzah you lose any more corp today?
Brinstead > Yes. We did laundry today, and lost a corp in the dryer. We have now theorized that they've found a warpgate to the land of the lost socks, and are busy plundering it.
Brinstead > WTS Lint, 3 isk/m3
Brinstead > Yes. We did laundry today, and lost a corp in the dryer. We have now theorized that they've found a warpgate to the land of the lost socks, and are busy plundering it.
Brinstead > WTS Lint, 3 isk/m3
<TrashGUY> i will kill u sham lol
<MuumiLeader> with your typos?
<TrashGUY> yes
<MuumiLeader> do it so i can get shams uber eve stuff
<Sham> No you wont, because if you fight like you type, you will only activate three out of seven guns, then activate armor rep while your shield is still intact
<jamesw> lol
<Kayosoni> lol
<MuumiLeader> :D
<TrashGUY> lol
<MuumiLeader> so pwned
<TrashGUY> thats why i use the muse
<TrashGUY> mouse
<jamesw> muse?
<MuumiLeader> with your typos?
<TrashGUY> yes
<MuumiLeader> do it so i can get shams uber eve stuff
<Sham> No you wont, because if you fight like you type, you will only activate three out of seven guns, then activate armor rep while your shield is still intact
<jamesw> lol
<Kayosoni> lol
<MuumiLeader> :D
<TrashGUY> lol
<MuumiLeader> so pwned
<TrashGUY> thats why i use the muse
<TrashGUY> mouse
<jamesw> muse?