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Dematra > finally caught that lizard
masty > o.0
masty > dam lizards
Dematra > chased him in the house for 4 days
Dematra > let him go on the side of the house
masty > this a pet or random wild lizard??
Dematra > wild
masty > lols wer u live man?
Dematra > killed a scorpion 3 weeks ago
masty > that slightly mor risky
Dematra > one time I chased a mouse for 2 weeks
masty > are u a cartoon?
Kuas Toyn > i pay, stop!
Shaila Er > we are not pirates
SokoleOko > we didn't want his money anyway :D
klimaa > he's not in local anyway
Shaila Er > ups
SokoleOko > and his Drake is gone anyway
Reiisha > ok, is it wrong if i want to have sex with my brutix?
Norrin Ellis > CCP could've made a really great planetary skin for Caldari Prime: Glass World.
Zagamesh > "Fleet. Begin planetary vitrification protocols."
Norrin Ellis > "This is a planet that has been involved in a Federation territorial dispute resolved by warfare."
Zagamesh > "It is now a prime exporter of silica products."
Julianus Soter > High-purity Silica products, at that.
Zagamesh > Hey, turning Caldari Prime into sheets of glass may fit right in with minimalist Caldari aesthetics
Zagamesh > It's no longer a frozen ball of rock, it's /beautiful/
ImACrunchyNut > LOOK LIVELY YOU SONS OF BITCHES I WANT KILLS YOU CALL YOURSELVES PILOTS? I SEEN BETTER KILLERS IN KINDERGARTEN! I WANT TO SEE THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES ON YOUR HULLS I WANT RA TO FEEL LIKE THEY GOT A DILDO UP THIER ARSE! PACKUP AND HEADOUT HURRAH!
ImACrunchyNut > /emote takes caps off
Thorn Glawer > i take it you're on your way to c-j then?
ImACrunchyNut > nah im like mining some ammo
anidaG > o/
H3rd 39A2 > o/
anidaG > that wasn't for you
H3rd 39A2 > sorry
Ornee > if your ratting join fleet so if you get tackled we can warp to you in cloaky ships and watch you die ;D
Rooker > one of these days when I'm bored I'll fit a 1600 plate on this brutix and MWD somebody off their rock :D
Michelle Deathmind > Rooker - a good hit from a heavy brute can send a exhumer a good 20k out. :P
Michelle Deathmind > FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE *WHAM*
Michelle Deathmind > It's awesome to watch. You see this gigantic BC come careening through the belt, stop suddenly, and then you see the lasers of the exhumer going bonkers as the barge just goes weeeeeeeeeeeee....
Michelle Deathmind > SCUSE ME BITCH CUMMIN THROUGH
royal killer > goddamit im so stressed out this week, get grades from winter exams and if theyr high enough dad was gonna give me an alt =)....
Xenny Lee > lol
Aduna > ladies and germs, that's how you can tell when someone is too obsessed with this game :P
royal killer > lol shut up :P
royal killer > its just a reward for the grades that sall
royal killer > dont make me stop bringing junk from empire to u :P
Marcathonas > I'd prefer dad to say "son, you're a man now, and your grades are good, so here's a hooker"
Xenny Lee > ^Wins
royal killer > well that woudl be way better but if shell be for more than one night ;)...
Marcathonas > you're right. I love the logic
Marcathonas > ALTS ARE BETTER THAN SEX
Azia Burgi > oh eagle i was watching a program on monday night
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah?
Azia Burgi > do you REALLY have fruit exclusion zones?
Eagle Extravaganza > yes
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > quarantine
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > you cant take fruit interstate
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit flies and shit
Azia Burgi > um....
Azia Burgi > you know flies can um... you know...
Azia Burgi > fly
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, tell our Govt that
Eagle Extravaganza > and if your a fly, do you wanna cross a desert?
WashuChanUK > The gov in Aussie aint too bright
Azia Burgi > is there yummy fruit on the other side?
Eagle Extravaganza > well, most of the exclusion zones are surrounded by desert
Eagle Extravaganza > so yeah, there might be
Azia Burgi > the flies flew to australia across oceans...
Azia Burgi > a bit of desert isn't going to stop them
Eagle Extravaganza > tell that to Mr Rudd
WashuChanUK > Dont you mean Premier Rudd
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit fly zones were a Howard thing though
Eagle Extravaganza > that guy was a fucking idiot
Eagle Extravaganza > lieing basterd
Azia Burgi > would fruit flies really do that much damage to your crops?
Eagle Extravaganza > probably not
Ned Hamford > They are damn annoying
Eagle Extravaganza > but polis are idiots
Harii Renn > people with no concept of the real world?
Azia Burgi > what if you have a pet fruit fly on a bit of string?
WashuChanUK > Your a cruel person
Azia Burgi > i wouldn't tie it tightly
Azia Burgi > its just the same concept as having a dog on a lead
Eagle Extravaganza > I want a pet fruit fly now :S
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