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<wizzard66> hippies are fine as long as its females with long hair under influence of lsd and have loads of black pubic hair

#7518 + ( 8 ) -inappropriate?

Par'Gellen > the spot a cat will pick to vomit a huge pile on your rug is directly related to how hard it is to see it while you're walking across the room barefoot

#7751 + ( 18 ) -inappropriate?

Denise Ashley > "no accounting for taste said the woman as she kissed the cow"
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?

#5519 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

night lancer > what the hell do i have to do to get a bloody hug from you??? is this the only way you will listen to me????
PKlavins > O.o ?
PKlavins > /emote is confused....is lancer talkin to me?
night lancer > rofl so u are awake ;P
night lancer > thought that might get ur attention

#2615 + ( 38 ) -inappropriate?

Raven Speed > Howdy
Tinwhistle > Hey Raven!!!
Tinwhistle > Didn't see you in a long time!
Mortimus > <waves at raven>
Raven Speed > I have returned
Tinwhistle > I noticed. :-)=)
Raven Speed > hehe
Raven Speed > I have been to hell and back
Mortimus > you played WoW ?

#10298 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

Roale Tharan > if i want a true american experience i'll go to canada

#8875 + ( 11 ) -inappropriate?

Dark Klotz > id nut on Kespers face to have a dyspro moon
Kesper North > for a dyspro moon i would probably let you
Fruny > LOL

#11120 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

<Absalom> Whoa, that is one hell of a sexy girl's voice. What voice font are you using?
<Evanda> We're on Vent -.-

#13815 + ( 30 ) -inappropriate?

LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base

#12892 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

Laula Kit > my daughter's 6 now, and has the energy of a rottweiler on coke... I realised she knew how to work the iPod when she was 4 and I found her in the kitchen doing ballet moves to the Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off ;) that was a quick music change, lol

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