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Trevedian> how old is she?
Vegeta> 30 I think
Trevedian> damn that is old.. i usually try to date women between 11-16
Vegeta> same
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > Sherry trifle hits tastebuds for wtfpwnbbq (wrecking)...
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > mmmm, must consume more,
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > maybe this is how zombies are really made, its not mutation or the undead or anything like that, its from eating so much good food and alcohol, and consuming far too many drugs,
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > just think of all those drug fueld orgies the greeks and romans used to do
Sasha Oopsie > uh-huh
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > it all makes sense now, and rabid skeletons that attack are the smack junkies with more bones than flesh,
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > and the carnal-house like stench of their rotting remains
the number of junkies who have flesh turn necrotic after all, suddnely it all makes sense not too sure on the werewolves and vampires yet, but gimme a few more drinks and I'll have an answser for that aswell
Galliana Foresta > y helo thar homos
matrix666 > y heelo
Luciouss > ey
Galliana Foresta > what's shakin?
Luciouss > same 'ole
Ammoh > word up dawg
Galliana Foresta > haha
Galliana Foresta > latest trinity bug.. evading concord with blackops
Ammoh > yeah i saw that
Ammoh > funny shit
Galliana Foresta > Surely they envisaged people using it like that when they designed it.
Galliana Foresta > Make a mod that allows you to cyno out of hisec.. great idea guys! Wait, won't people just kill folks randomly then cyno out? Nahh, that would be haxploits. Nobody would do that. Orly? Yarly. K, it stays then. Yey!
Galliana Foresta > 1 month later...
Galliana Foresta > Hay gaiz, people are using the blackops to kill people in hisec then cyno out. Orly? No wais! Yarly! NERF!
Bric Angellus > well
Bric Angellus > not tonight but this week hopefully
Leshrac Shepherd > is bric aneu's niece or just him crossdressed?
Aneu Angellus > Me cross-dressed
Aneu Angellus > Panties are so nice
Aneu Angellus > The feel of silk on my bare bottom
Aneu Angellus > Mmmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmmm
SuperNova221 > Playing EVE while high must be so much fun.
SuperNova221 > Take cannabis, play EVE, have the best time of your life that you can't remember. Log in next day,.
SuperNova221 > Alliance has 72 wardecs, you've been kicked from corp and you sold all your faction loot for 1 ISK on contracts.
Kirtur Muhaha > and ccp sent you a mail saying "You Win"
Eggmuffin Two > What was the point of the whole full-body setup? Does my choice of boots do my nose justice?
Lei Huandi > incarna
Eggmuffin Two > English, please?
ViRUS Pottage > for when we can walk in stations
Eggmuffin Two > That's news to me. I kind of wish I'd put on some pants now.
Tnam > its heizenbergs uncertainty principle, if you observe an expensive russian ship, it has already logged off
SammyTheSalmon > hi
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
Sosha Quiestador > Be careful Toph, the smack is strong in this one!
Ubercado > Hey baby I'm like a Celestis, I can make you damp from across the room
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