Asuka Paku > i'm an idiot
Garthran > lol... what tipped you off?
Asuka Paku > I could have just BOUGHT all this mexallon, and used my assets window, instead of going through market and plotting course...
Asuka Paku > damn it lol
Garthran > /emote stares for a moment, giggles, snorts, then just laughs at your expense
Asuka Paku > repeat after me... skills are only needed for remote sells... skills are only needed for remote sells...
Garthran > lol... what tipped you off?
Asuka Paku > I could have just BOUGHT all this mexallon, and used my assets window, instead of going through market and plotting course...
Asuka Paku > damn it lol
Garthran > /emote stares for a moment, giggles, snorts, then just laughs at your expense
Asuka Paku > repeat after me... skills are only needed for remote sells... skills are only needed for remote sells...
Carth Jared > u might wanna buy another eagle lox
Carth Jared > cuz if i catch u off guard...
Carth Jared > ><
LoxyRider > :D
LoxyRider > bbs
cordy > dont even go there carth
Carth Jared > oh i went there girlfriend
Carth Jared > i went there and got the T-shirt
Carth Jared > talk to the hand!
cordy > /emote takes the hand and bites in it theres your answer
Carth Jared > how rude ;(
cordy > if you touch my man you get me after you :p
Carth Jared > i aint gonna touch him
Carth Jared > just gonna ruff him up abit
Carth Jared > ;(
Carth Jared > *;p
cordy > no you dont :p you wanna feel a torp up your ass hun? :p
Carth Jared > well i hear u need to try new things every day...
Khanivore > o_O
cordy > ill keep you on that :p
Khanivore > quote him again :)
Carth Jared > ffs -_-
cordy > i will
Carth Jared > i'll kill u all -_-
Carth Jared > cuz if i catch u off guard...
Carth Jared > ><
LoxyRider > :D
LoxyRider > bbs
cordy > dont even go there carth
Carth Jared > oh i went there girlfriend
Carth Jared > i went there and got the T-shirt
Carth Jared > talk to the hand!
cordy > /emote takes the hand and bites in it theres your answer
Carth Jared > how rude ;(
cordy > if you touch my man you get me after you :p
Carth Jared > i aint gonna touch him
Carth Jared > just gonna ruff him up abit
Carth Jared > ;(
Carth Jared > *;p
cordy > no you dont :p you wanna feel a torp up your ass hun? :p
Carth Jared > well i hear u need to try new things every day...
Khanivore > o_O
cordy > ill keep you on that :p
Khanivore > quote him again :)
Carth Jared > ffs -_-
cordy > i will
Carth Jared > i'll kill u all -_-
Kael Brahe > "I didn't come out of my closet. I smashed it to smithereens from the inside with a large, phallic sledgehammer."
Jesus Rambo > so guys
Jesus Rambo > I've got a friend who just started a few weeks ago
Jesus Rambo > How long you think I should wait before getting him down here?
Daniel L'Siata > Seven minutes, so we may lol at him. Heartily
Brynhilda > LOL
Jesus Rambo > Hah
Onyxalia La'fiette > lemme know which way hes coming so we can greet him o.o
Onyxalia La'fiette > warmly o.o
Onyxalia La'fiette > with....hugs....and stuff....
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote hops in big ship
Jesus Rambo > I've got a friend who just started a few weeks ago
Jesus Rambo > How long you think I should wait before getting him down here?
Daniel L'Siata > Seven minutes, so we may lol at him. Heartily
Brynhilda > LOL
Jesus Rambo > Hah
Onyxalia La'fiette > lemme know which way hes coming so we can greet him o.o
Onyxalia La'fiette > warmly o.o
Onyxalia La'fiette > with....hugs....and stuff....
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote hops in big ship
Zo5o > warpstabs in hisec!
Zo5o > FTW!
Sash'a > its like putting a condom in your ass for the guy whos gonna rape you
Zo5o > FTW!
Sash'a > its like putting a condom in your ass for the guy whos gonna rape you
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
<[STAR]> let me get this straight, you eBayed an account?
<anonymous> character
<[STAR]> you know that that is against the EULA right?
<anonymous> it is?
<anonymous> :(
<[STAR]> Yep
<anonymous> i didnt know that :S
<anonymous> why does ebay have a eve online category then?
<[STAR]> because eBay don't care
<anonymous> character
<[STAR]> you know that that is against the EULA right?
<anonymous> it is?
<anonymous> :(
<[STAR]> Yep
<anonymous> i didnt know that :S
<anonymous> why does ebay have a eve online category then?
<[STAR]> because eBay don't care
Garak Noray > Zhainius? Aeolus? how do you use the Eve Input Method Editor? I can't get it to work
ISD AeolusWind > EVE Input method editor?
GM Zhainius > the what?
ISD AeolusWind > what in the name of
Garak Noray > for non english characters
GM Zhainius > we have one?
GM Zhainius > cool
GM Zhainius > :S
ISD AeolusWind > EVE Input method editor?
GM Zhainius > the what?
ISD AeolusWind > what in the name of
Garak Noray > for non english characters
GM Zhainius > we have one?
GM Zhainius > cool
GM Zhainius > :S
kieron > BLUE TEXT! OMGWTF H4X!!!111oneeleven
Morgit Seebring > wow
gluon > safespots everyone!
kieron > Hi peeps
Jannos Creed > kieron, please dont spam
Morgit Seebring > wow
gluon > safespots everyone!
kieron > Hi peeps
Jannos Creed > kieron, please dont spam
<maybeHere>another important lesson learned
<maybeHere>don't smartbomb your own dreadfleet if most of them are phoenixes
<maybeHere>but i think we didn't want that dmg anyways
<maybeHere>don't smartbomb your own dreadfleet if most of them are phoenixes
<maybeHere>but i think we didn't want that dmg anyways