Discrodia > JESUS CHRIST IT'S A DRUNK DIPLOMAT! GET IN THE CAR AND READY TEH TITS
Discrodia > *****TITANS!!!!!!!
Discrodia > fuck
Discrodia > *****TITANS!!!!!!!
Discrodia > fuck
DarkPhate Endovari > lol
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
EVE System > Channel changed to Tash-Murkon Prime Local Channel
Vorlon4 > whot dus jumping do?
Precentor Saggitus > takes you to another star system
cr8rmakr > keeps you from getting tangled in the rope
Precentor Saggitus > that too
Vorlon4 > serisly
Vorlon4 > whot dus jumping do?
Precentor Saggitus > takes you to another star system
cr8rmakr > keeps you from getting tangled in the rope
Precentor Saggitus > that too
Vorlon4 > serisly
<Moled_> raven got nerfed :|
* Moled_ is now known as aeti
<Focht> how did it get nerfed
<Focht> not that it wasnt due for it
<aeti> cargo is now
<aeti> 295
<Loxy> lmao
<aeti> :(
<Loxy> thats got to be a mistake
<Focht> yea prolly is
<Focht> how big is a missile tho ?
<Dreadnought> you sure something you have fitted isnt reducing your cargo?
<Focht> overdrives^^
<aeti> oh
<Focht> newb
<KaneED> nooby nooby nooooby
* Moled_ is now known as aeti
<Focht> how did it get nerfed
<Focht> not that it wasnt due for it
<aeti> cargo is now
<aeti> 295
<Loxy> lmao
<aeti> :(
<Loxy> thats got to be a mistake
<Focht> yea prolly is
<Focht> how big is a missile tho ?
<Dreadnought> you sure something you have fitted isnt reducing your cargo?
<Focht> overdrives^^
<aeti> oh
<Focht> newb
<KaneED> nooby nooby nooooby
Veron Zenith > one embarrasing thing is farting while you're on the bog. acts like a megaphone
Par'Gellen > or in one of those old school desks with the book hole under the chair. I found that out the hard way when i was in high school :D like blowing on a tuba
Par'Gellen > or in one of those old school desks with the book hole under the chair. I found that out the hard way when i was in high school :D like blowing on a tuba
Cecilathan > we have MANY dictionarys :P
Ellyra > anyone here has minmatar militia friends? :)
Azia Burgi > i sold all my minmatar friends
b1mind > i am the only "survivor" friend then
Azia Burgi > you minmatar?
b1mind > yep
Azia Burgi > WTS: b1mind, slightly used
b1mind > hahahahah
Azia Burgi > i sold all my minmatar friends
b1mind > i am the only "survivor" friend then
Azia Burgi > you minmatar?
b1mind > yep
Azia Burgi > WTS: b1mind, slightly used
b1mind > hahahahah
Twin Turbo > I played halo 3 the other day and a girl was playing and she wouldn't tell me how big her tits were
Rock Vixen > And you wonder why i get skittish when its just you and me in here.
Rock Vixen > And you wonder why i get skittish when its just you and me in here.
MaxxOmega > I got an $8K tax return this spring and bought 30 GTC's I sold for 18 Billion
UFeXcrucio > well in all honesty is faster earning isk by getting a min wage job at mcdonalds and buyying etc then it is mining of running missions
Mars Theran > and 30 gtc's don't cost 8K; I'm sure the rest went into a very nice Gaming Rig
Mars Theran > :)
MaxxOmega > I spent $1000 on GTC's, my last rig cost $6500...
Lolkarma > how on earth do you even spend that much on a computer?
H3adKill > LOL
MaxxOmega > I play EVE on a 30 Inch Monitor at 2560 x 1600
Mars Theran > so you had 500 left for a nice dinner with your wife
H3adKill > Actually how do you?
Mars Theran > nice
MaxxOmega > Well
MaxxOmega > 1600 for monitor
Lolkarma > facepalm
MaxxOmega > $1000 a piece for 2 video cards
H3adKill > WHAT THE FUCK!?!
MaxxOmega > we're talking high end here
Lolkarma > i have a $160 22 inch high def monitor
H3adKill > That to me seems like a Rip Off
Lolkarma > and LOL at video cards
UFeXcrucio > dumbass.... i built a crossfire rig for $950..... did you get yours plated in 25k gold or something?
UFeXcrucio > well in all honesty is faster earning isk by getting a min wage job at mcdonalds and buyying etc then it is mining of running missions
Mars Theran > and 30 gtc's don't cost 8K; I'm sure the rest went into a very nice Gaming Rig
Mars Theran > :)
MaxxOmega > I spent $1000 on GTC's, my last rig cost $6500...
Lolkarma > how on earth do you even spend that much on a computer?
H3adKill > LOL
MaxxOmega > I play EVE on a 30 Inch Monitor at 2560 x 1600
Mars Theran > so you had 500 left for a nice dinner with your wife
H3adKill > Actually how do you?
Mars Theran > nice
MaxxOmega > Well
MaxxOmega > 1600 for monitor
Lolkarma > facepalm
MaxxOmega > $1000 a piece for 2 video cards
H3adKill > WHAT THE FUCK!?!
MaxxOmega > we're talking high end here
Lolkarma > i have a $160 22 inch high def monitor
H3adKill > That to me seems like a Rip Off
Lolkarma > and LOL at video cards
UFeXcrucio > dumbass.... i built a crossfire rig for $950..... did you get yours plated in 25k gold or something?
laphroiag > Right, so, it goes like this: I'm SS'd and after you've scoped someone out and are sure they're not with backup I warp at eighty. If ANYONE else warps in I active the mod and warp. And I'm always aligned to warp
Dark Flare > Or you knwo, we could just cover you in bubblewrap and put you in a padded rom?
Dark Flare > Or you knwo, we could just cover you in bubblewrap and put you in a padded rom?