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Galleim Hartook > while we're on spoilers, Vader is Luke's dad.
Druadan > yes! that reminds me... when we went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we got in for a 6pm showing while everyone was lunching about after work.
Druadan > so when we came out there was this massive queue, four people wide, of folk being fed into the various cinematoriums showing the film.
Druadan > as we walked by them to get out, I turn to one of my mates and say, as loud as possible, "I can't believe Darth Vader was Indy's dad!"
Amia Valiente > a cinematorium... is that like a crematorium?
Druadan > yeah, but it's air conditioned... and there's no fire. I just didn't think auditorium accurately described the big room you sit in to watch a movie.
Michus Danether > they should make cinemas that are a combination of cinematorium and crematorium, so people sit there and watch the movie, and then you burn them.
Kal Omen > they already did that, and they called it the holocaust.
Druadan > when the surviving movie-goers end up running the Wall Street Journal and the national banks, I'll be more inclined to believe you.
Michus Danether > actually they did already do my idea; they called it The Happening, by M. Knight Shyamalan
Kael Sillumen > "Send in the ISD, swat will be late"
AfterShock > Where is Spiderman when ya need him
Paxmor > CCP nerfed him.
Bartul > I went to my first crawfish boil this past summer
Bartul > Had this old cajun teach me how to properly suck the head
Iwannah Spankjoo > Sccar, 2-6 hostile and so is 5Z
Nuala Reece > hostile like mildly unfriendly, or hostile like OMFG they're everywhere?
Kyoko Sakoda > I mean, okay, be butthurt if it upsets you, but then use some vaseline and get over it. :X
MAXSuicide > everyone fucking > scotland
Cmdr Patrick > erm excuse me
Cmdr Patrick > we own at curling
<Wylker> i wear grey slacks with a pink shirt all the time
<Wylker> every girl i work with compliments me on it
<Wylker> every time
<Wylker> meanwhile all the guys are like - LAWL PINK IS GAY
<Wylker> meanwhile the hot receptionist buys me lunch
<ericamerica> probably buys you lunch cuz you wear the same clothes everyday tbh
Kael Brahe > why is it that when you unfit a module, it's not packaged. But when you blow some ship up, the modules are packaged?
Captin Shlock > no idea
Kael Brahe > Does the explosion magically package modules or something?
Captin Shlock > or blows it to bits
Kael Brahe > so, much like spring cleaning?
jabrone > I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina doh!
jabrone > whoops wrong window
Zekran > ...
Fenrir Dunkletod > LOL
Riphlan Tor > heh
Ave Ran > WAT
Fenrir Dunkletod > amazing
Zekran > that was awesome
Fenrir Dunkletod > i want to see this cheese......
Zekran > Jabrone wins alliance chat
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