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Khai'Zeal > I told her I like it when she gets my rocks off
Khai'Zeal > thats when she stopped talking to me
Khai'Zeal > how can a miner not have a sense of humor about rocks?
Jager Petronovich > maybe she doesnt get english slang?
Khai'Zeal > hmm... never thought of that
Khai'Zeal > i should tell her what it meant
Khai'Zeal > that i liked it when she played with my balls
Jager Petronovich > .....
Khai'Zeal > that ought to patch things up
Miner asian > My laser temepst brings all the men to the yard and their like, "Its got lasers on it" and im like "its better than yours, i could kill you but i'd have to charge"
Emperor Ryan > What's eveyone doing?
ExecutionerRM > mining
Atlaniex > missions
Jago Kain > abusing myself to caldari goat-boy pr0n
ExecutionerRM > :)
Emperor Ryan > :D
Jago Kain > well; i had to do something with all these holo reels and livestock
<Galazar> is anyone else getting those stupid emails from people trying to get you to sign upto some "FREE SMS" service
<DjNeWt> shall i save the day
<Galazar> i get about 10 a day
<Galazar> somone has to die
<YourMomma> I get loads of porn mails every day because my ex signed my email up to a million porn sites when I broke up with him
<Galazar> lol
<Orkki> hehehe
<Rocko> yeah right
<Galazar> aren't u a guy?
<Orkki> i think hes a hermophradite
<Orkki> or i mean IT
<Galazar> lol
Gilligan Zaftig > i love the temprate planets
Gilligan Zaftig > theres actually a second layer of just clouds that move around
Essanna > cool
Gilligan Zaftig > its just bad cuz what looks like a huricane is over my factories...
Essanna > yeah, but it's the future. i'm sure industrial production isn't slowed by severe weather patterns
Otto Schultzky > by factories you mean WEATHER DOMINTATOR!!!
<komputes> I'm on a unix based operating system which means i get laid as many times as I have to restart my computer
<marky-b> same, but i run windows
DeeeBo > FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
Solvita > What?!
Sektar Morituri > Did you explode?
Solvita > you lived in 0.0
Solvita > cleared sanctums solo
Solvita > done real PVP
Solvita > if you get popped in a mission you are officially the Flying Tigers mascot and can only travel in the short iteron
DeeeBo > my kid turned off my power strip
Jackaemo > can dreadnoughts be used in high sec?
gunnar aztek > no
Sue Thamel > no
Mkah Mvet > jacK ;only if your name is chribba
gunnar aztek > haha yeah
Kiva Cerebus > Veldnaught
Z27a > How much cargo space is 7500 M3?
Mkah Mvet > z2... huh?
gunnar aztek > i'd say about 7500 m3
En'Ki > 7500m3
ISD Tipene > z27a - approximatley 7 thousand 500 meters cubed
Spartan Gauntlet > your gay
Illusive Wolf > he has a gay?
Maldad Asesino > your = posessive
Spartan Gauntlet > oo you got me
Illusive Wolf > the irony is, it's a homophone
Dakmar > WTB: Enyo or Ishkur
Sky Hunter > /emote just trashed Enyo BPO
Kinjirra > o0
Krischaor > o_O
Dakmar > WHAT
Sky Hunter > Sin made me do it :(
Sky Hunter > :DDDDDD
Sky Hunter > j/k relaz
Rule2k > (_)(_)|||||)
Dakmar > man give a heartattack lol
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