Hayseus' Prophet > 22:38:33 Notify Your request for DNA modification was halted. At least one of your attributes was set too low, incurring the risk of clinical lycanthropy.
Hayseus' Prophet > Did it seriously just say I could become a Werewolf, M.D.?
Hayseus' Prophet > Did it seriously just say I could become a Werewolf, M.D.?
<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
Tekki Sandan > i heard that vargo guy likes to stand over the mirror naked and stick his finger up his bum....
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
<Garthagk> blah, myeve needs to DIAF
Stitcher > Q: Why are Civire so square?
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote waits
Stitcher > A: so we can be stacked for easy storage.
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote smirks "That's probably true, you know."
Stitcher > I'm convinced there was an aborted attempt to breed the ability to fold up into neat cubes somewhere in our genetic history.
Pieter Tuulinen > If you put two of us feet to head we're a rectangle.
Stitcher > ah, the good old interlocking Civire wall of chins strategy
Stitcher > crucial to the victory of the Raata armies at the battle of the seven lords
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote waits
Stitcher > A: so we can be stacked for easy storage.
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote smirks "That's probably true, you know."
Stitcher > I'm convinced there was an aborted attempt to breed the ability to fold up into neat cubes somewhere in our genetic history.
Pieter Tuulinen > If you put two of us feet to head we're a rectangle.
Stitcher > ah, the good old interlocking Civire wall of chins strategy
Stitcher > crucial to the victory of the Raata armies at the battle of the seven lords
mattnova > what ship are you in ?
Mayobe > Titanic
Mayobe > Some homo is on the deck screaming about being royalty
Mayobe > Titanic
Mayobe > Some homo is on the deck screaming about being royalty
Messeko > im retarded.... I was looking for an ingredients lable on a pack of raw mushrooms...
Boboy 520 > hi . Happy new year
Boboy 520 > What are you doing ?
ViRiii > Having a sexy party!
Boboy 520 > Can I attend your party?
ViRiii > are you sexy?
Boboy 520 > Your this guy for damn, ha ha .
Ben Derindar > your not sexy
Ben Derindar > you wear pants! :(
Boboy 520 > Can you go to the party that the another place holds you?
ViRiii > TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND GET ON THE BACK OF THE MANTRAIN!
Ben Derindar > no other party, have sexy mantrain party here!
Boboy 520 > Your se shameless guys.?
Ben Derindar > we know not shame
Ben Derindar > we even sexy party with sheep o/
Boboy 520 > I go home, spend the New Year. Bey
Ben Derindar > bey, fly sexy plz o/
ViRiii > WAIT
ViRiii > Are you gonna eat that dead fat guy?
Boboy 520 > What are you doing ?
ViRiii > Having a sexy party!
Boboy 520 > Can I attend your party?
ViRiii > are you sexy?
Boboy 520 > Your this guy for damn, ha ha .
Ben Derindar > your not sexy
Ben Derindar > you wear pants! :(
Boboy 520 > Can you go to the party that the another place holds you?
ViRiii > TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND GET ON THE BACK OF THE MANTRAIN!
Ben Derindar > no other party, have sexy mantrain party here!
Boboy 520 > Your se shameless guys.?
Ben Derindar > we know not shame
Ben Derindar > we even sexy party with sheep o/
Boboy 520 > I go home, spend the New Year. Bey
Ben Derindar > bey, fly sexy plz o/
ViRiii > WAIT
ViRiii > Are you gonna eat that dead fat guy?
(+Minerdave-a-saur) hey Abdalion are your own drones supposed to shoot each other??
(@Abdalion) nah
(@Abdalion) I am a drone, and sometimes I do shoot other drones, but I am not supposed to
(+Minerdave-a-saur) well i was tring sumthing and sumhow the drones started to shoot each other lol
(@Abdalion) h4x
(+Minerdave-a-saur) thought i'd see what happens when you nos 2 drones at the same time
(@Abdalion) funky
(@Abdalion) I like being nossed, alot
(@Abdalion) can I be your drone?
(+Minerdave-a-saur) uh ok
(+Minerdave-a-saur) lol
(@Abdalion) nah
(@Abdalion) I am a drone, and sometimes I do shoot other drones, but I am not supposed to
(+Minerdave-a-saur) well i was tring sumthing and sumhow the drones started to shoot each other lol
(@Abdalion) h4x
(+Minerdave-a-saur) thought i'd see what happens when you nos 2 drones at the same time
(@Abdalion) funky
(@Abdalion) I like being nossed, alot
(@Abdalion) can I be your drone?
(+Minerdave-a-saur) uh ok
(+Minerdave-a-saur) lol
Lodhian > wtf is wrong with this lag?
Lodhian > or am i the only one having i
Lodhian > *it
Trey Azagthoth > nothing m8, the lag is working just fine
Lodhian > or am i the only one having i
Lodhian > *it
Trey Azagthoth > nothing m8, the lag is working just fine