TheRune > So like, never put your finger in anything that is red??
Takeshi Kovachs > not without asking?
Takeshi Kovachs > not without asking?
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
<Galazar> omg diaego lives
<DjNeWt> lol
* Tara slaps Diaego around a bit with Dj NeWt
* Galazar slaps Diaego around with a large black dildo
* Galazar slaps Tara around with a large black dildo
<Galazar> ha haaaa
<Galazar> i win
* Kale^ makes Galazar eat the black dildo
<Kale^> i win.
* RobSteel slaps Galazar around with "Big Red"
<Tara> LOL
* Kale^ makes Diaego eat Galazar
* Kale^ wins twice
[Diaego:#eve-radio FUCKERS]
<Galazar> omg
<DjNeWt> LMAO
<Galazar> go diaego
<RobSteel> lol
<Tara> lmao Diaego
<Greme> haha
<DjNeWt> quoted
<RobSteel> lol Diaego wins
<Damojdred> right im confused about the pinky, gobsmacked by the four kids and really worried about the stuff between my toes. thats about normal for a 5 minute session in #eve-radio i spose
<Kale^> lol
<Tara> lmao Damojdred
<RobSteel> ROFL
<Tara> omg i have tears
<DjNeWt> lol
* Tara slaps Diaego around a bit with Dj NeWt
* Galazar slaps Diaego around with a large black dildo
* Galazar slaps Tara around with a large black dildo
<Galazar> ha haaaa
<Galazar> i win
* Kale^ makes Galazar eat the black dildo
<Kale^> i win.
* RobSteel slaps Galazar around with "Big Red"
<Tara> LOL
* Kale^ makes Diaego eat Galazar
* Kale^ wins twice
[Diaego:#eve-radio FUCKERS]
<Galazar> omg
<DjNeWt> LMAO
<Galazar> go diaego
<RobSteel> lol
<Tara> lmao Diaego
<Greme> haha
<DjNeWt> quoted
<RobSteel> lol Diaego wins
<Damojdred> right im confused about the pinky, gobsmacked by the four kids and really worried about the stuff between my toes. thats about normal for a 5 minute session in #eve-radio i spose
<Kale^> lol
<Tara> lmao Damojdred
<RobSteel> ROFL
<Tara> omg i have tears
Adeptis > whats a capital?
FeralShadow > isn't it the net worth of all your assets?
Onyxalia La'fiette > its those things you use at the head of a sentence
Lt Xevy > lol
FeralShadow > that too
FeralShadow > isn't it the net worth of all your assets?
Onyxalia La'fiette > its those things you use at the head of a sentence
Lt Xevy > lol
FeralShadow > that too
Admiral Seafort > /emote agrees with canada
Dao 2 > HOW CAN U AGREE WITH CANADA?!
Dao 2 > they burned down a submarine for gods sake! ;p
Krescent > lol
Dao 2 > ;p
Trev Kachanov > /emote pours gasoline on dao while whistling a circus toon
Trev Kachanov > dammit wheres my matches
Dao 2 > used them to burn down the submarine ;p
Trev Kachanov > damn you!
Dao 2 > HOW CAN U AGREE WITH CANADA?!
Dao 2 > they burned down a submarine for gods sake! ;p
Krescent > lol
Dao 2 > ;p
Trev Kachanov > /emote pours gasoline on dao while whistling a circus toon
Trev Kachanov > dammit wheres my matches
Dao 2 > used them to burn down the submarine ;p
Trev Kachanov > damn you!
<Kurenin> im quitting eve because its depressing
<Eth-Work> thank god
<Kurenin> let's go pick flowers in azeroth
<Eth-Work> thank god
<Kurenin> let's go pick flowers in azeroth
Iella Wesirri > so my friend made an alt and she wants to bring it to where i live, airkio
Iella Wesirri > she asked me to link the system cause she couldnt remember how to spell it
Iella Wesirri > so i linked it like this:
Iella Wesirri > <url=showinfo:5//30002544>Airkio</url>
incorr > and?
Iella Wesirri > if she had bothered to check, she would have noticed i actually linked a system 22 jumps away named pator, and then deleted the text and typed in Airkio.
incorr > lol
incorr > i think everyones done that....
Iella Wesirri > she was 23 jumps from pator, in amarr space
Iella Wesirri > shes 5 jumps away from pator now.
Iella Wesirri > she asked me to link the system cause she couldnt remember how to spell it
Iella Wesirri > so i linked it like this:
Iella Wesirri > <url=showinfo:5//30002544>Airkio</url>
incorr > and?
Iella Wesirri > if she had bothered to check, she would have noticed i actually linked a system 22 jumps away named pator, and then deleted the text and typed in Airkio.
incorr > lol
incorr > i think everyones done that....
Iella Wesirri > she was 23 jumps from pator, in amarr space
Iella Wesirri > shes 5 jumps away from pator now.
Fitzpatrick > that's what I'm thinking, Rockets and blasters it is
Azia Burgi > rockets are too weak
Fitzpatrick > quick rof though
Azia Burgi > i seriously disagree at their viability as a pratical weapons system
Fitzpatrick > There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. just kidding there Azia but the way you phrased your opinion on rocketry was most formal
Azia Burgi > heh
Azia Burgi > fitz, its just my hmo
Fitzpatrick > I got you, was just wowed by the phrasing most people on the net would say "They R teh suxxors" or somesuch
Azia Burgi > would you like me to rephrase?
Azia Burgi > "r0k3tz R t3h suxx0rz"
Fitzpatrick > Sure, tell me how you really feel in words that convey your conviction. Prefeerably words of two syllables or less :)
Fitzpatrick > Now I see where you are coming from :)
Azia Burgi > rockets are too weak
Fitzpatrick > quick rof though
Azia Burgi > i seriously disagree at their viability as a pratical weapons system
Fitzpatrick > There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. just kidding there Azia but the way you phrased your opinion on rocketry was most formal
Azia Burgi > heh
Azia Burgi > fitz, its just my hmo
Fitzpatrick > I got you, was just wowed by the phrasing most people on the net would say "They R teh suxxors" or somesuch
Azia Burgi > would you like me to rephrase?
Azia Burgi > "r0k3tz R t3h suxx0rz"
Fitzpatrick > Sure, tell me how you really feel in words that convey your conviction. Prefeerably words of two syllables or less :)
Fitzpatrick > Now I see where you are coming from :)
Futher Bezluden > peterpult?
Garviel Lokken > no taterpult
Garviel Lokken > like potatoes
Garviel Lokken > taterpult
Shadow XII > Meg's college fund?
Garviel Lokken > no this one shoots cats
Shadow XII > AT THE HANDS OF MY CAT LAUNCHER -__-
Garviel Lokken > first thing yer walkin down the street
Garviel Lokken > then you hear "FIRE THE TATERPULT!!" expecting a flying potatoe
Shadow XII > But it turns out to be a cat...
Garviel Lokken > but you see a cat fly right toward yer F##king face... next thing ya know the cat is mauling yer face
Shadow XII > Genius.
Garviel Lokken > the ultimate weapon
Shadow XII > Totally omgrawr'ing this.
Garviel Lokken > distraction while you infiltrate any enemy base
Garviel Lokken > m/!
Garviel Lokken > gravy is famous!
Garviel Lokken > no taterpult
Garviel Lokken > like potatoes
Garviel Lokken > taterpult
Shadow XII > Meg's college fund?
Garviel Lokken > no this one shoots cats
Shadow XII > AT THE HANDS OF MY CAT LAUNCHER -__-
Garviel Lokken > first thing yer walkin down the street
Garviel Lokken > then you hear "FIRE THE TATERPULT!!" expecting a flying potatoe
Shadow XII > But it turns out to be a cat...
Garviel Lokken > but you see a cat fly right toward yer F##king face... next thing ya know the cat is mauling yer face
Shadow XII > Genius.
Garviel Lokken > the ultimate weapon
Shadow XII > Totally omgrawr'ing this.
Garviel Lokken > distraction while you infiltrate any enemy base
Garviel Lokken > m/!
Garviel Lokken > gravy is famous!
Necrus Lumbus > verone tarkis told me to talk to you
Necrus Lumbus > our corp search for an alli and i ask myself if veto want´s to make an alli with our corp
Verone > do you want the long version or the short version? the long version may give you political insight into how Veto Corp works :)
Necrus Lumbus > long ok
WattIsWacken > :D
Verone > the long version is "No Thanks."
Necrus Lumbus > ok short
Verone > the short version is "Bye."
TAN MELLOTH > ROFL
Necrus Lumbus > are you maybe a group of gays ????
Necrus Lumbus > maybe you suck our dick´s
Nadine Desaix > You don't want that. I bite.
Necrus Lumbus > go and fuck yourself
EVE System > Necrus Lumbus was kicked from the channel by Verone.
Nadine Desaix > Was he trying to be insulting? Because I don't understand
Verone > dunno, he just got booted
Verone > wtf lol
Necrus Lumbus > our corp search for an alli and i ask myself if veto want´s to make an alli with our corp
Verone > do you want the long version or the short version? the long version may give you political insight into how Veto Corp works :)
Necrus Lumbus > long ok
WattIsWacken > :D
Verone > the long version is "No Thanks."
Necrus Lumbus > ok short
Verone > the short version is "Bye."
TAN MELLOTH > ROFL
Necrus Lumbus > are you maybe a group of gays ????
Necrus Lumbus > maybe you suck our dick´s
Nadine Desaix > You don't want that. I bite.
Necrus Lumbus > go and fuck yourself
EVE System > Necrus Lumbus was kicked from the channel by Verone.
Nadine Desaix > Was he trying to be insulting? Because I don't understand
Verone > dunno, he just got booted
Verone > wtf lol