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Tristan Acoma : asking advice there gives you a 20% chance of getting the right answer, 20% the wrong one, 20% silence, 30% tangential conversation and 10% Lake will take over the fleet :) 
Denise Ashley > "no accounting for taste said the woman as she kissed the cow"
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?
Aauman > im just trying to figure out how to make this ship better
Siren Sylvanis > hm
Aauman > i know t2 but i dont have the cash
Siren Sylvanis > well, if you were Gallente, or Caldari, or Minmatar,
Aauman > lol
Siren Sylvanis > I would tell you to vary your damage types to match the rats
Aauman > ya
Siren Sylvanis > but since you're Amarr, you're stuck with the Amarr strategy.
Siren Sylvanis > MORE POWER TO THE LASERS!
The Wizz117 > god
The Wizz117 > they put the cnr in my cargo hold
The Wizz117 > and im in deep 0.0
The Wizz117 > and i cant warp or anyting becouse my cargo hold is overloaded
Korinne > i was gonna say phantom grabbing but that put a bad star wars themed visual in my head
Otara Jadeonar > >.<
Ariaore > 'I find your lack of clothing..arousing.' -Vader breathing-
Otara Jadeonar > The Phantom Grabbing Menace
Korinne > well ari one upped it
Ariaore > Groper WArs, Groper strikes back, and Return of the Groper?
Otara Jadeonar > lol
Otara Jadeonar > A legion of Grope Troopers.
Korinne > grope drones sounds kinkier
Ariaore > It does...
Otara Jadeonar > <i>I am C-3PO, human groping relations.</i>
Korinne > tbh, you couldve said human cyborg relations and it'd have been just as kinky
Korinne > if not more so
Holy One > lo
Apocolypse Acorn > hello
Apocolypse Acorn > you have a bounty on your head
Holy One > yes
Holy One > i prefer snickers tho
Fl4tl1n3r 1 > o/
Fl4tl1n3r 1 > what u ore mongers upto then?
Lucifer Fellblade > chillin
Lucifer Fellblade > maxin
Lucifer Fellblade > relaxin
Lucifer Fellblade > all cool
Lucifer Fellblade > SHOOTING SOME B BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL
Lucifer Fellblade > WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS
Lucifer Fellblade > WHO WERE UPTO NO GOOD
Lucifer Fellblade > STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD
Lucifer Fellblade > or something like that
Fl4tl1n3r 1 > hehe
Hellspawn01 > lol, gate camping gone wrong here
Hellspawn01 > 3x ppl camping in covetors :)
Novac > lol
Draageem > maybe they hope some roid will jump through
Untamable Donkey > *sigh* stepson sends me a facebook app link thingy that facebook and even MSE tells me is bad and tells me "yeah your virus scanner will yell about it but run it anyway it's safe and funny"... and people wonder how their identities get stolen...
Untamable Donkey > i foresee me reformatting his hard drive in my near future
Untamable Donkey > now he's asking me over yahoo messenger how to turn off mse because it won't stop telling him he has a trojan lmao
Untamable Donkey > that's it he's out of the will
Lyran Draconis > RESPONSIBILITY
LordMyrddin > What about it?
Tommyboy > ?
Lyran Draconis > Someone on TS was asking how to spell it.
matt way > don't mind lyran
LordMyrddin > Ahhh
Tommyboy > /emote adjusts some screws on lyran
Tommyboy > there all better
Lyran Draconis > Hey, stop that.
Lyran Draconis > Your Screwdriver I hits Lyran, wrecking for psychological damage.
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