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Cat Calico > is wrytha still on?
Mattias Kerensky > he just diescoed
Mattias Kerensky > some sort of jump bug while in fleets
Cat Calico > nice
Cat Calico > not
Mattias Kerensky > heh
jih chop > I bet mattani got CCP to put that bug in!
jih chop > :P
Cat Calico > lol
Cat Calico > mitani is persona non grata now as far as I know
jih chop > oh yeah
Mattias Kerensky > Truth
jih chop > got drunk off his ass at the convention
jih chop > and was talking about (on stage) how some other player was so pathetic he should kill himself
jih chop > but I mean REALLY went off on it
jih chop > and CCP opened the door
jih chop > threw his ass out
jih chop > closed it
jih chop > locked it
jih chop > put up new sheet rock
jih chop > wallpapered
jih chop > and hung up a nice painting
Jungle Jim > Where's our PoS in H-PA?
Shayla Sh'inlux > 1/1
Jungle Jim > rgr
Tr4xx > Who needed those megabeams?
Tr4xx > They're in H-W now.
Tr4xx > x's for H-PA action
Jungle Jim > SHAY YOU ****ING IDIOT
Jungle Jim > I said OUR PoS not THEIRS
Jungle Jim > Scratch one crow
Gaius Gallius > we can barely write a reliable porn player... i don't really wanna transfer my consciousness to that.
Druadan > porn player? They're called media players, man, there are other kinds of video...
Gaius Gallius > see, I'd like to watch porn right now, but my pornograph is broken.
Hikaru Sulu > very well mr james
Hikaru Sulu > you have made an unfortunate enemy this day
Hikaru Sulu > for you
Hikaru Sulu > wait holy crap you guys are omnicisent order
<&NTRabbit> so, any news on how the religion of peace is doing today?
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
WNxWolfy > We can make this into fifty shades of space
Nosenhojh > im in
HardinSalvor > black, blacker, more black....
Nosenhojh > his majestic captainly cock protruded from his trousers, curving gently sideways as though asking my intentions
WNxWolfy > All 12 of her nipples stood out briskly
Nosenhojh > i reached out timidly at first, then with unrestrained lust
HardinSalvor > I like to believe that someone logged on just now
HardinSalvor > and this is the first thing they read in ally chat
Nosenhojh > rubbing my hands back and forth around the shaft
Nosenhojh > trying desperately to tear the skin off
Nosenhojh > hardin moaned in pleasure
HardinSalvor > no, I moaned because the skin is starting to peel :'(
WNxWolfy > Progod slowly put his mouth on the hard organ
Kazim Scumling > [10:26:56] HardinSalvor > I like to believe that someone logged on just now
Kazim Scumling > Yep
Nosenhojh > and sticky love lava erupted from his member, temporarily gluing me to the command console
Sgt Prozcoe > wtb: Ibis
Mr Dudsy > can u fly the t2 one?
Mr Dudsy > i have one of those
Sgt Prozcoe > lol
Mr Dudsy > screw it, i am taking the fucking rook.,/....it is pissing me off
Mr Dudsy > i will go in my stabber, doubt they have web., when domi comes i mwd away, and hopefully have popped him
Mr Dudsy > tht the plan... lol
Phoenicia > Errrm... mt?
Mr Dudsy > whats mt?
Phoenicia > It means you're announcing your plan to the whole starsystem, you twat!
Mr Dudsy > FUCK
Mr Dudsy > lol
Phoenicia > Language ma'boy... Language.
Mr Dudsy > u never read tht, ok
Mr Dudsy > ime such a dumbass....
Mr Dudsy > thts tht plan out the window,...<br>.
Sgt Prozcoe > can somone PLEASE petition dusy to be banned? :-(
Mr Dudsy > i wish i could close local, would stop me getting in all ths crap all the time
El Paco > dont underestimate the stupididy of the human race =)
Seleene > just you. you should log off and play WoW.
Alak D'bor > goons are like the bugs in starship troopers
Khan Flux > minus the brain bug
tappad Don't manticores just suck? Second tengu i've caught and not been able to kill because of way too low damage
eric_hifly : hey tappad: I hope you are not using kinetic torps on a tengu
Aron Sun : unless cat then blame kids/gf/wife/some other relative
avicomo : my old cat bubbled a whole blue fleet once :)
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