Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesnt warp jam you, he says "NO" to your warp drive, and it stops working
Auhydride > Dooms Day Device is actually a cellphone, with Chuck Norris' number saved in it.
uhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations get build around him.
Auhydride > Eve's fastest U turn was made by Concord 2 years ago when they noticed they were warping near Chuck Norris.
Auhydride > Bob didn't destroy the titan, Chuck Norris got mad at bob and threw an ibis at the titan to warn them.
Auhydride > Dooms Day Device is actually a cellphone, with Chuck Norris' number saved in it.
uhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations get build around him.
Auhydride > Eve's fastest U turn was made by Concord 2 years ago when they noticed they were warping near Chuck Norris.
Auhydride > Bob didn't destroy the titan, Chuck Norris got mad at bob and threw an ibis at the titan to warn them.
Delewinn > its like sex except im doing it!
Drug Kito > damaged?
Kailea Atreides > got cerb? XD
SA TKperson > helo?
Kailea Atreides > hi there
Kailea Atreides > Kito said you were selling a cerb(s)?
Drug Kito > i g2g .... you two deal the escrow or something...
SA TKperson > ya
Kailea Atreides > for 160? where?
SA TKperson > oursalert
Kailea Atreides > how many you selling?
SA TKperson > one
Kailea Atreides > can you link it?
SA TKperson > Valor
Kailea Atreides > thats a rifter.
SA TKperson > ops
SA TKperson > TKperson's Cerberus
Kailea Atreides > thats a caracal
SA TKperson > i know
Kailea Atreides > a caracal. is not a cerberus
SA TKperson > yes
SA TKperson > give me money now plz
Kailea Atreides > how dumb do you think I am?
SA TKperson > very
Kailea Atreides > I love you too.
SA TKperson > me too
SA TKperson > i want a divorce
Kailea Atreides > fine. but I'm taking you for everything you're worth and I want full custody of the children
SA TKperson > hmm
SA TKperson > ok, but i keep the cerberus
Kailea Atreides > got cerb? XD
SA TKperson > helo?
Kailea Atreides > hi there
Kailea Atreides > Kito said you were selling a cerb(s)?
Drug Kito > i g2g .... you two deal the escrow or something...
SA TKperson > ya
Kailea Atreides > for 160? where?
SA TKperson > oursalert
Kailea Atreides > how many you selling?
SA TKperson > one
Kailea Atreides > can you link it?
SA TKperson > Valor
Kailea Atreides > thats a rifter.
SA TKperson > ops
SA TKperson > TKperson's Cerberus
Kailea Atreides > thats a caracal
SA TKperson > i know
Kailea Atreides > a caracal. is not a cerberus
SA TKperson > yes
SA TKperson > give me money now plz
Kailea Atreides > how dumb do you think I am?
SA TKperson > very
Kailea Atreides > I love you too.
SA TKperson > me too
SA TKperson > i want a divorce
Kailea Atreides > fine. but I'm taking you for everything you're worth and I want full custody of the children
SA TKperson > hmm
SA TKperson > ok, but i keep the cerberus
Derious > F-42 Reiterative Multi-Frequency Backup Sensors does this prevent pirates from hacking your warp drive?
Belfalas > nice ascn only lost 45 bs today and killed 0
Gothikia > good to see they're improving :)
Gothikia > good to see they're improving :)
ShortBusss > apoc navy issue goin to bhizeba get ready
ShortBusss > ops
Hereric Miz > LOL
ShortBusss > wrong channel
Hereric Miz > GOOD JOB
Hereric Miz > now he knows
ShortBusss > ops
Hereric Miz > LOL
ShortBusss > wrong channel
Hereric Miz > GOOD JOB
Hereric Miz > now he knows
Omicron North > I love using drones against battleships
Omicron North > they're like a retard with an axe trying to kill flies
Omicron North > they're like a retard with an axe trying to kill flies
tdsutherlin > Are you an excellent minor? Do you like to shoot down pirates? Do you want to become great in the game of EvE! Than come apply at JCTS Associates Corporation!
Laithen > hee hee - another noob corp out to change the world
Jasmin McGregor > I liked the "excellent minor" bit
Laithen > instead of joining a corp with experienced ppl in it who can teach them some things about the game - they form their own corp - classic example of the blind leading the blind :-)
Laithen > in the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king :-)
Zebba > You do realize what a minor ist, right?
Laithen > lol
Laithen > i didnt learn to spell until after high school :-)
tdsutherlin > The only blind is the one without faith
Laithen > true faith is not blind - i know something about faith since i am a preacher in RL :-)
Zebba > Now that "minor" detail is getting a little out of hand here
Laithen > hee hee - another noob corp out to change the world
Jasmin McGregor > I liked the "excellent minor" bit
Laithen > instead of joining a corp with experienced ppl in it who can teach them some things about the game - they form their own corp - classic example of the blind leading the blind :-)
Laithen > in the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king :-)
Zebba > You do realize what a minor ist, right?
Laithen > lol
Laithen > i didnt learn to spell until after high school :-)
tdsutherlin > The only blind is the one without faith
Laithen > true faith is not blind - i know something about faith since i am a preacher in RL :-)
Zebba > Now that "minor" detail is getting a little out of hand here
Garthran > why would we want a jita office?
Tyr Vaantau > we can have orgies there with the locals
Tsia > /emote is with Tyr on that one
Garthran > sure, if you like your sex at 0.5 FPS
Tyr Vaantau > we can have orgies there with the locals
Tsia > /emote is with Tyr on that one
Garthran > sure, if you like your sex at 0.5 FPS
Azia Burgi > /emote is liking this PRVTR war
Azia Burgi > they leave lots of corpses and wrecks full of t2 stuff for me to steal
Devlin Fox > /emote keeps flying past lots of PRVTR pilots in empire..
Emperor paulpentine > they just camp gates and then run and hide whn you turn up in a fleet
Zoukanix > gorilla war warfar almost
Azia Burgi > gorillas are peaceful animals
Azia Burgi > you mean guerilla, surely
Devlin Fox > lol
Zoukanix > tis a valid tactic to inflict casulities whilst mimimizing your own, even if more borin and cowardly
Devlin Fox > PRVTRs probably have the IQ of gorilla's.. :)
Azia Burgi > thats degrading to gorillas
Devlin Fox > sorry
Azia Burgi > they leave lots of corpses and wrecks full of t2 stuff for me to steal
Devlin Fox > /emote keeps flying past lots of PRVTR pilots in empire..
Emperor paulpentine > they just camp gates and then run and hide whn you turn up in a fleet
Zoukanix > gorilla war warfar almost
Azia Burgi > gorillas are peaceful animals
Azia Burgi > you mean guerilla, surely
Devlin Fox > lol
Zoukanix > tis a valid tactic to inflict casulities whilst mimimizing your own, even if more borin and cowardly
Devlin Fox > PRVTRs probably have the IQ of gorilla's.. :)
Azia Burgi > thats degrading to gorillas
Devlin Fox > sorry