* Urban_Mongral invents an "advanced Stavos simulator" which constanly prints one totally random word per line into IRC
Taranis Lac > Hi
Zentarion > lo
Taranis Lac > Are you a scientist in search of knowledge ?
Taranis Lac > i mean do you know something about Isie ?
Zentarion > yeh
Taranis Lac > Oh, well, can you told me about this strange system ?
Taranis Lac > is it war there ? about the ruins, etc.. ?
Taranis Lac > dangers ?
Zentarion > no really
Zentarion > it's a radiation thing. youre not supose to go there
Zentarion > beware of rape. you r gonna get raped
Zentarion > and quite possible killed
Taranis Lac > i don't understand.. raped ?
Taranis Lac > by what ? radiation ?
Zentarion > yes
Zentarion > beware of raping radiation
Zentarion > and angry slaves
Taranis Lac > oh
Taranis Lac > but perhaps i can stay far from radiation just to observe ?
Zentarion > wount work. they have secret agents all over the place, with cloak
Taranis Lac > i need information for the University of Caille about this ruins
Taranis Lac > the Guristas ? i ve heard about some of them here
Zentarion > the ruins is actually an old brodell from the begining of time
Zentarion > that is where you find the ratiating raping slaves
Taranis Lac > never heard about this mutants
Taranis Lac > interesting :)
Zentarion > fear them!
Taranis Lac > In fact im writing a book about ruins and artefacts of precolonial period
Zentarion > RUN LIKE THE BITCH THAT YOU ARE BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Taranis Lac > so i need to see some lost systems..
Taranis Lac > ?
Zentarion > you are lost man.
Taranis Lac > but ??
Taranis Lac > and what do you do here if it's so dangerous my friend ?
Zentarion > i am what makes it dangerous.
Taranis Lac > you.. you're a pirates !!??
Zentarion > i am captain jack sparRRRroow
Taranis Lac > but i hear that you are Intaki too
Taranis Lac > ...
Taranis Lac > ^^
Zentarion > intaki walked the plank
Taranis Lac > fortunately, i don't speak enough this language to understand all
Taranis Lac > what is plank ?
Taranis Lac > perhaps..
Taranis Lac > perhaps i could use you as a scout ?
Taranis Lac > i will pay you indeed
Zentarion > the plank is a rare fish that lives in space. actually not a fish but a mamol. a space whale.
Taranis Lac > i saw something passed the gate
Zentarion > probably a space whale
Taranis Lac > well thanks you for all Sir, i had been happy to talk to a patriot
Taranis Lac > but the science call me, and Knowledge
Taranis Lac > so i must go ahead
Zentarion > np. fly safe. and beware of raping radiating slaves and angry slaves riding space whales
Taranis Lac > thks, you two friend, it's good to hearded a friendly voice here
Taranis Lac > *End of tranbsmition*
Zentarion > lo
Taranis Lac > Are you a scientist in search of knowledge ?
Taranis Lac > i mean do you know something about Isie ?
Zentarion > yeh
Taranis Lac > Oh, well, can you told me about this strange system ?
Taranis Lac > is it war there ? about the ruins, etc.. ?
Taranis Lac > dangers ?
Zentarion > no really
Zentarion > it's a radiation thing. youre not supose to go there
Zentarion > beware of rape. you r gonna get raped
Zentarion > and quite possible killed
Taranis Lac > i don't understand.. raped ?
Taranis Lac > by what ? radiation ?
Zentarion > yes
Zentarion > beware of raping radiation
Zentarion > and angry slaves
Taranis Lac > oh
Taranis Lac > but perhaps i can stay far from radiation just to observe ?
Zentarion > wount work. they have secret agents all over the place, with cloak
Taranis Lac > i need information for the University of Caille about this ruins
Taranis Lac > the Guristas ? i ve heard about some of them here
Zentarion > the ruins is actually an old brodell from the begining of time
Zentarion > that is where you find the ratiating raping slaves
Taranis Lac > never heard about this mutants
Taranis Lac > interesting :)
Zentarion > fear them!
Taranis Lac > In fact im writing a book about ruins and artefacts of precolonial period
Zentarion > RUN LIKE THE BITCH THAT YOU ARE BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Taranis Lac > so i need to see some lost systems..
Taranis Lac > ?
Zentarion > you are lost man.
Taranis Lac > but ??
Taranis Lac > and what do you do here if it's so dangerous my friend ?
Zentarion > i am what makes it dangerous.
Taranis Lac > you.. you're a pirates !!??
Zentarion > i am captain jack sparRRRroow
Taranis Lac > but i hear that you are Intaki too
Taranis Lac > ...
Taranis Lac > ^^
Zentarion > intaki walked the plank
Taranis Lac > fortunately, i don't speak enough this language to understand all
Taranis Lac > what is plank ?
Taranis Lac > perhaps..
Taranis Lac > perhaps i could use you as a scout ?
Taranis Lac > i will pay you indeed
Zentarion > the plank is a rare fish that lives in space. actually not a fish but a mamol. a space whale.
Taranis Lac > i saw something passed the gate
Zentarion > probably a space whale
Taranis Lac > well thanks you for all Sir, i had been happy to talk to a patriot
Taranis Lac > but the science call me, and Knowledge
Taranis Lac > so i must go ahead
Zentarion > np. fly safe. and beware of raping radiating slaves and angry slaves riding space whales
Taranis Lac > thks, you two friend, it's good to hearded a friendly voice here
Taranis Lac > *End of tranbsmition*
Davien Kaahtt > GAH!!!
Davien Kaahtt > Its rainy outside and my windows are down
Nooey > Alt-F4 your windows then
Nooey > Err, close them, I mean
Davien Kaahtt > Its rainy outside and my windows are down
Nooey > Alt-F4 your windows then
Nooey > Err, close them, I mean
veseudan > at least i dont need spec lvl5
Arlene Aubaris > you do if you're hardcore :P
veseudan > 20days for that mofo
veseudan > screw that
Arlene Aubaris > 2% damage buddy, go from 467 dps to 475 on t2 ogres!
Arlene Aubaris > oh god I know that by heart, I should shoot myself.
Arlene Aubaris > you do if you're hardcore :P
veseudan > 20days for that mofo
veseudan > screw that
Arlene Aubaris > 2% damage buddy, go from 467 dps to 475 on t2 ogres!
Arlene Aubaris > oh god I know that by heart, I should shoot myself.
Ebon Nexus > I play too much Eve
Ebon Nexus > I was watching star wars the other night, the episode where they're on the ice planet and the empire invades
Ebon Nexus > and I'm watching, kinda half paying attention and doing other stuff, when they fly the fighter right at the walking tank, and it takes a laser in the grill and pops
Ebon Nexus > and the first thought in my mind was "wtf? You gotta flank that shit and keep your transversal up, newb!" =(
Ebon Nexus > I was watching star wars the other night, the episode where they're on the ice planet and the empire invades
Ebon Nexus > and I'm watching, kinda half paying attention and doing other stuff, when they fly the fighter right at the walking tank, and it takes a laser in the grill and pops
Ebon Nexus > and the first thought in my mind was "wtf? You gotta flank that shit and keep your transversal up, newb!" =(
Neirti > im looking for a mining corp with low sec or 0.0 access 6.5 mil SP [7 days from covetor]
Sadist > Neirti, people like you end up being on our killboard :/
Sadist > Neirti, people like you end up being on our killboard :/
Norrin Ellis > In the Navy, they use powdered soap because it takes longer to pick up.
Marcathonas > omfg
Marcathonas > I'm safe hopping out my timer while being probed
Marcathonas > I accidentally warp to the station at 30, with a timer
Rooker > oops
Marcathonas > so I start spamming warp to the closest aligned object
Marcathonas > and get into warp
Marcathonas > and think "OHHELLYEAH"
Marcathonas > the object I was aligned to
Marcathonas > was a gate.
Rooker > oh man LOL
Marcathonas > and there was nothing behind it
Marcathonas > so I jump through
Marcathonas > and there's a gatecamp waiting for me
Marcathonas > I somehow manage to warp off
Marcathonas > and I warp to a bloody deathstar
Rooker > ROFLMAO
Rooker > omgrawr :D
*few minutes later*
Rooker > lol did you make it? or you still hopping around?
Marcathonas > I'll let you guess the only object behind the motherfucking pos
Rooker > another moon?
Rooker > gate?
Marcathonas > station :x
Rooker > heh
Marcathonas > so now I'm sitting in station
Marcathonas > with 13 local
Marcathonas > who are outside station
Marcathonas > whom I just told not 10 mins ago "2 bil and we leave"
Rooker > lol you got bad karma today dude
Marcathonas > I'm the best diplomat ever.
Rooker > lol
Marcathonas > I'm safe hopping out my timer while being probed
Marcathonas > I accidentally warp to the station at 30, with a timer
Rooker > oops
Marcathonas > so I start spamming warp to the closest aligned object
Marcathonas > and get into warp
Marcathonas > and think "OHHELLYEAH"
Marcathonas > the object I was aligned to
Marcathonas > was a gate.
Rooker > oh man LOL
Marcathonas > and there was nothing behind it
Marcathonas > so I jump through
Marcathonas > and there's a gatecamp waiting for me
Marcathonas > I somehow manage to warp off
Marcathonas > and I warp to a bloody deathstar
Rooker > ROFLMAO
Rooker > omgrawr :D
*few minutes later*
Rooker > lol did you make it? or you still hopping around?
Marcathonas > I'll let you guess the only object behind the motherfucking pos
Rooker > another moon?
Rooker > gate?
Marcathonas > station :x
Rooker > heh
Marcathonas > so now I'm sitting in station
Marcathonas > with 13 local
Marcathonas > who are outside station
Marcathonas > whom I just told not 10 mins ago "2 bil and we leave"
Rooker > lol you got bad karma today dude
Marcathonas > I'm the best diplomat ever.
Rooker > lol
Terram alWathani > 'what's this big round thing coming up on me very fast, it should have a nice strong sounding name like doom, dom, dominix, yes, I rahter like that name, dominix...I wonder if it'll do missions with me? Hello, Dominix...*boom*"
Nathaniel Hornblower: is there a way to pause, or do i have to dock at a station everytime i have to leave for a minute
Mirsha: You could just message all the thousands of payers currently logged on and ask them to stop until you come back.
Mirsha: You could just message all the thousands of payers currently logged on and ask them to stop until you come back.