<KaZuma> cant get any worse other than a SWAT team breaking down my door and teargassing me
<Cyphr_Sonic> teabagging mid-teargas
<Cyphr_Sonic> "you better keep them eyes open boy"
<KaZuma> coupled with complimentary police brutality in he form of beating "the suspect so that he'd stop fighting so hard"
<Cyphr_Sonic> teabagging mid-teargas
<Cyphr_Sonic> "you better keep them eyes open boy"
<KaZuma> coupled with complimentary police brutality in he form of beating "the suspect so that he'd stop fighting so hard"
< minas> seriously though, this shit has a metadata editing page with so many columns that i have to scroll three page widths on a 19" screen
< minas> i bet this is how north korea tortures spies
< minas> 'look at your decadent western software'
< minas> 'if you no add metadata to 50 files in 5 minutes, you get no rice today!'
< minas> i bet this is how north korea tortures spies
< minas> 'look at your decadent western software'
< minas> 'if you no add metadata to 50 files in 5 minutes, you get no rice today!'
Kesper North: so if there were ever a fancy restaurant on jabber
Kesper North: would the waitstaff be headed by a m8r'd?
ereshgikal: you can always go there for a byte to eat
Kesper North: i hear that's where THE POSTMASTER goes
ereshgikal: they are so fancy that they have dropdown menus
Kesper North: would the waitstaff be headed by a m8r'd?
ereshgikal: you can always go there for a byte to eat
Kesper North: i hear that's where THE POSTMASTER goes
ereshgikal: they are so fancy that they have dropdown menus
Judge Bender > whats the name of the upcoming eve expansion? anyone know?
ssbn732 > eve online: the fail saga
ssbn732 > OR, EvE online: More lag for the masses
ssbn732 > even better, EvE online, BoB edition
ssbn732 > eve online: the fail saga
ssbn732 > OR, EvE online: More lag for the masses
ssbn732 > even better, EvE online, BoB edition
Rory D2 > brr my feet are cold
Aveneer Walker > tell your slave to stop licking them
Aveneer Walker > tell your slave to stop licking them
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
<LaFond> nice drama in CAOD
<VirH> which one?
<VirH> which one?
Isabelle Noo > cyanide would kill you
Xazier > ..don't wory...i have emunity..
Ristonhawk > exchange it for a dictionary
Xazier > ..don't wory...i have emunity..
Ristonhawk > exchange it for a dictionary
Orange Species > shit
Orange Species > i just realised i have 5 t2 bpos on build that completed production almost 2 years ago
Orange Species > that I never delivered
Orange Species > shit
Orange Species > i just realised i have 5 t2 bpos on build that completed production almost 2 years ago
Orange Species > that I never delivered
Orange Species > shit
Cybbe Firemind > Fuck, lol
Cybbe Firemind > I bought another analytical mind now, because I was thinking about that when I was picking out a skill to buy
Mike Yagon > lol
Mike Yagon > you are an idiot :D
Cybbe Firemind > Yeah :(
Cybbe Firemind > The best thing is
Cybbe Firemind > I look it up first under detail
Cybbe Firemind > And it's like 31.500. sure I can afford that.. (That was the right skill though), and then when I get out, I see the prce 45k, and I wonder a bit why it just suddenly had a 13k raise, but buy it anyway... Only to find out I was looking at the wrong skil...
Cybbe Firemind > LOL, I was about to buy one more *cries*
Trinidus > lol
Cybbe Firemind > Uh
Cybbe Firemind > I bought two learning, somehow though
Cybbe Firemind > How the fuck did I maange that ? D:
Cybbe Firemind > I'm not even drunk
Cybbe Firemind > I bought another analytical mind now, because I was thinking about that when I was picking out a skill to buy
Mike Yagon > lol
Mike Yagon > you are an idiot :D
Cybbe Firemind > Yeah :(
Cybbe Firemind > The best thing is
Cybbe Firemind > I look it up first under detail
Cybbe Firemind > And it's like 31.500. sure I can afford that.. (That was the right skill though), and then when I get out, I see the prce 45k, and I wonder a bit why it just suddenly had a 13k raise, but buy it anyway... Only to find out I was looking at the wrong skil...
Cybbe Firemind > LOL, I was about to buy one more *cries*
Trinidus > lol
Cybbe Firemind > Uh
Cybbe Firemind > I bought two learning, somehow though
Cybbe Firemind > How the fuck did I maange that ? D:
Cybbe Firemind > I'm not even drunk