Reavant > I can operate a Dreadnought that is 5 kilometers in height to a very great extent
Reavant > but
Reavant > I just can't seem to figure out this gallente fucking frigate
Reavant > but
Reavant > I just can't seem to figure out this gallente fucking frigate
<[var]wrk> my boss is standing over my desktop, when my laptop next to it beeps "Skill Training Completed"
<ToAsT> you should have said "I'm ready for that raise now"
<ToAsT> you should have said "I'm ready for that raise now"
Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Fist Me > fuck
Fist Me > dishwasher is on fire
Fist Me > brb
Fist Me > dishwasher is on fire
Fist Me > brb
Olixia Castitatis > /emote has retruned form Thew Pub.
Olixia Castitatis > /emote has lo9ts tpying siklls.
Olixia Castitatis > /emote has lo9ts tpying siklls.
Tibi > here kitty kitty...
Matej VanObi > lol
Phoenixgurl > the poor npc... he must be like "wtf, I called reinforcements 5 times.."
Tibi > lol
Matej VanObi > lol
Matej VanObi > lol
Phoenixgurl > the poor npc... he must be like "wtf, I called reinforcements 5 times.."
Tibi > lol
Matej VanObi > lol
<awox> .is = iceland?
<Sofia> yes
<Kurenin> yes
<awox> I thought .is was israel.
<awox> CCP ARE REALLY ISRAELI
<Kurenin> omg !
<NTRabbit> israel is .il
<awox> aaah that's right
<Druidika> I thought it was .jew
<awox> w1n
<Kud> lol
<Kurenin> I'm Jewish
<NTRabbit> would you like to file a racism complain kurenin?
<Kud> someone break out the spindles
<Kurenin> I would, NTRabbi
<Druidika> how the hell is that racism
<Druidika> I must be talking to Americans
<NTRabbit> i'm going to need you to calm down, Druidika
<Maarud> haha
<Ulviirala> NTRabbi? ;]
<Maarud> HAHAHA
<Avon> ftw
<Sofia> yes
<Kurenin> yes
<awox> I thought .is was israel.
<awox> CCP ARE REALLY ISRAELI
<Kurenin> omg !
<NTRabbit> israel is .il
<awox> aaah that's right
<Druidika> I thought it was .jew
<awox> w1n
<Kud> lol
<Kurenin> I'm Jewish
<NTRabbit> would you like to file a racism complain kurenin?
<Kud> someone break out the spindles
<Kurenin> I would, NTRabbi
<Druidika> how the hell is that racism
<Druidika> I must be talking to Americans
<NTRabbit> i'm going to need you to calm down, Druidika
<Maarud> haha
<Ulviirala> NTRabbi? ;]
<Maarud> HAHAHA
<Avon> ftw
rogatar > i need a raven
Pilk > I need a beautiful, naked woman eager to please me.
Celestial Witch > i should have whatever ya need in the freighter
Pilk > I need a beautiful, naked woman eager to please me.
Celestial Witch > i should have whatever ya need in the freighter
Aberash > the haular i killed earlier i thought he came back to pick the loot up, but it was a mining barge he dropped, and instead of show info i clicked Board ship
Aberash > so now im in a fucken mining barge
MitchKambers > dumbass
Jared VonBargen > board your ship back?
Aberash > ive never done that before lmao
Aberash > no an arazu came through gate and popped my inty
Sakura Kazuko > LOL
Aberash > fuck me thats so funny
Sakura Kazuko > so you are stuck in a barge in hostile terrtory?
Aberash > so now im in a fucken mining barge
MitchKambers > dumbass
Jared VonBargen > board your ship back?
Aberash > ive never done that before lmao
Aberash > no an arazu came through gate and popped my inty
Sakura Kazuko > LOL
Aberash > fuck me thats so funny
Sakura Kazuko > so you are stuck in a barge in hostile terrtory?
<Garthagk> blah, myeve needs to DIAF