Leilani Solaris > 1400's and neutron blasters, may as well just shoot pure testosterone
Xirin > so where are the devs?
electrostatus > BEHIND YOU!
Ydnari > inside you! *cue Alien chest-bursting scene*
Ydnari > *ccp guard emerges*
Xirin > lol
Xirin > it would be him, too...
electrostatus > BEHIND YOU!
Ydnari > inside you! *cue Alien chest-bursting scene*
Ydnari > *ccp guard emerges*
Xirin > lol
Xirin > it would be him, too...
<Zolthar> rag im gonna move ship
<Zolthar> i meant car :P
<Zolthar> i meant car :P
Ryo Jang > i'm pretty :D
Skirge > O_o
Ryo Jang > cough
HyJek > say something manly to redeem yourself
Ryo Jang > um
Ryo Jang > i like beer and women
HyJek > man status redeemed
Skirge > O_o
Ryo Jang > cough
HyJek > say something manly to redeem yourself
Ryo Jang > um
Ryo Jang > i like beer and women
HyJek > man status redeemed
Ras Blumin > small arms worth anything?
Ras Blumin > 500 at aud gate
Verone > if you got small arms, it makes masturbation difficult...
Verone > so i hear
Ras Blumin > 500 at aud gate
Verone > if you got small arms, it makes masturbation difficult...
Verone > so i hear
joelinux > During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
Alzik Charon > how did you die to a sentry gun
jih chop > it was in Amarr
jih chop > and I mooned the station as I indocked
jih chop > it was in Amarr
jih chop > and I mooned the station as I indocked
Maximus Knight > Just finished peeling my girlfriend off me.
cytomatrix > o.0
cytomatrix > playboy magazine got stuck on u?
cytomatrix > o.0
cytomatrix > playboy magazine got stuck on u?
<Noskire> i'm quite capable of getting women on my own, tyvm
<Noskire> also now when parents got a cute puppy
<Noskire> i'm gonna get more action than ever
<Emiug> ...
<Emiug> poor puppy
<Noskire> also now when parents got a cute puppy
<Noskire> i'm gonna get more action than ever
<Emiug> ...
<Emiug> poor puppy
Abavus Durden > hey diob
Diobanemon Gluk > hello
Diobanemon Gluk > recovering from a bad night and long walk home here
Abavus Durden > ??
Diobanemon Gluk > long walk home even
Diobanemon Gluk > it was that bad a night
Diobanemon Gluk > the mrs got pissed off that I had 1 extra beer so drove home, in retaliation I stayed out with my new Irish friend and possibly from the IRA :) Then when I went to get a cab there wasn't one so I walked home along the autopista
Diobanemon Gluk > I woke up with a massive blister and appeared to have dirtied the bed, on closer inspection it turned out it was the cadburys mini-eggs I took to bed for some reason, along with a packet of chili :D
Diobanemon Gluk > hello
Diobanemon Gluk > recovering from a bad night and long walk home here
Abavus Durden > ??
Diobanemon Gluk > long walk home even
Diobanemon Gluk > it was that bad a night
Diobanemon Gluk > the mrs got pissed off that I had 1 extra beer so drove home, in retaliation I stayed out with my new Irish friend and possibly from the IRA :) Then when I went to get a cab there wasn't one so I walked home along the autopista
Diobanemon Gluk > I woke up with a massive blister and appeared to have dirtied the bed, on closer inspection it turned out it was the cadburys mini-eggs I took to bed for some reason, along with a packet of chili :D