DNLeviathan > Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.<br>The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
Zaara Doondur > FRIEND OF NOS, CVA, ISS, -LV- ASCN, BOB and Stacy's Mom
Zaara Doondur > can this be?
00tricky > no
00tricky > stacy's mom is a bitch
Zaara Doondur > can this be?
00tricky > no
00tricky > stacy's mom is a bitch
Valeronx > Raptor is a fine ship. Ran over my first wife with a Raptor.
Shi'Tao > it would be cool if i could mine cloaked
InsaneMachine > ok
InsaneMachine > take everythign you could ever want to do cloacked that is cool
InsaneMachine > then say to yourself that you can't do it
Shi'Tao > masterbate cloaked?
InsaneMachine > no you can't do that either
Shi'Tao > i beg to differ :P
InsaneMachine > ok
InsaneMachine > take everythign you could ever want to do cloacked that is cool
InsaneMachine > then say to yourself that you can't do it
Shi'Tao > masterbate cloaked?
InsaneMachine > no you can't do that either
Shi'Tao > i beg to differ :P
<nali> here is a fun game
<nali> go into an Apple store with some friends
<nali> and browse and loiter
<nali> and then
<nali> have a visible and audible breakdown about how you aren't cool or trendy enough for the Apple products
<nali> and run out of the store crying
<nali> go into an Apple store with some friends
<nali> and browse and loiter
<nali> and then
<nali> have a visible and audible breakdown about how you aren't cool or trendy enough for the Apple products
<nali> and run out of the store crying
Sergentomyia > need to get some "RPG" going on with some friends lol
Jenina Hawke > Paparazzi photographer...
Sergentomyia > so "RPG" is the danish term for it then lol
Tolin Dorden > lol
* Jenina Hawke hits Serge over the head
Karn Edge > dont you hate it when you pee outside and your smoking
MickeyFinn > erm.....3 is the magic number? why?
Sergentomyia > we call them fuck buddies - but I guess RPG is more polite
Karn Edge > and there's someone in the house next door doing the same thing
Jenina Hawke > Paparazzi photographer...
Sergentomyia > so "RPG" is the danish term for it then lol
Tolin Dorden > lol
* Jenina Hawke hits Serge over the head
Karn Edge > dont you hate it when you pee outside and your smoking
MickeyFinn > erm.....3 is the magic number? why?
Sergentomyia > we call them fuck buddies - but I guess RPG is more polite
Karn Edge > and there's someone in the house next door doing the same thing
Yuki Li > someone needs to just lock Revan in a room with a colouring book and some crayons and leave her there
Yuki Li > she'll be happy, we'll be happy, it'll be great.
Yuki Li > she'll be happy, we'll be happy, it'll be great.
ChronoSphere > "And Chrono said "let there be beer" and lo, a keg of Guiness indeed did appear....
Sevarus James > now THATS more like it. :)
mo3s > wow...are you a priest?
ChronoSphere > No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night
Sevarus James > now THATS more like it. :)
mo3s > wow...are you a priest?
ChronoSphere > No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night
TheAvatar > ases what is that noob alliance you are in?
Asestorian > keke
Asestorian > its so that i look good compared to everyone else :P
TheAvatar > rofl
Asestorian > keke
Asestorian > its so that i look good compared to everyone else :P
TheAvatar > rofl
In Alliance:
[ 2009.02.28 19:39:32 ] Isorath > spam spam spam
In Corp:
[ 2009.02.28 19:39:32 ] Intrno > spam spam spam
[ 2009.02.28 19:41:47 ] Isorath > down to the exact second
[ 2009.02.28 19:41:30 ] Intrno > STAY OUT OF MY HEAD
[ 2009.02.28 19:39:32 ] Isorath > spam spam spam
In Corp:
[ 2009.02.28 19:39:32 ] Intrno > spam spam spam
[ 2009.02.28 19:41:47 ] Isorath > down to the exact second
[ 2009.02.28 19:41:30 ] Intrno > STAY OUT OF MY HEAD