Khellias> Every corp needs one village idiot.
Khellias> It's like having the court jester.
Khellias> Otherwise there won't be a sink for the blazing stupidity that makes mining operations for Veldspar seem like a good idea.
Khellias> It's like having the court jester.
Khellias> Otherwise there won't be a sink for the blazing stupidity that makes mining operations for Veldspar seem like a good idea.
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Jimmy Ray > but even for miners, eng 5 is like,...
Jimmy Ray > omg wtf obvious
Jimmy Ray > except to you
Jimmy Ray > your unique perception of the universe has lead you to fail
dragon buster > lol
Jimmy Ray > now, just to make my day (for better or worse), tell me you have electronics 5
dragon buster > nope
Jimmy Ray > There is no hope for your soul
Jimmy Ray > omg wtf obvious
Jimmy Ray > except to you
Jimmy Ray > your unique perception of the universe has lead you to fail
dragon buster > lol
Jimmy Ray > now, just to make my day (for better or worse), tell me you have electronics 5
dragon buster > nope
Jimmy Ray > There is no hope for your soul
* @darklyndsea claws bizarre's eyes out
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<Pallantre> and, like eric idle said,
<Pallantre> god will make you pay for each sperm that can't be found
<Pallantre> well,
<HellGremlin> That's pretty fucked up.
<HellGremlin> I'm jerking off in churches from now on.
<Pallantre> god will make you pay for each sperm that can't be found
<Pallantre> well,
<HellGremlin> That's pretty fucked up.
<HellGremlin> I'm jerking off in churches from now on.
Naoya Doors > Who wants to sit in a foxhole with someone who is trying to sell you his neighbor's family and who makes you join him in prayer? Not me
Brennie > Is his neighbors daughter cute?
Brennie > Is his neighbors daughter cute?
EVE System > Channel changed to Jita Local Channel
Atoa > WTB: "get out of jita free" card
Atoa > WTB: "get out of jita free" card
Baran > Anyone have an opinion for rigs for a Missions Abaddon? Trimark Armor pumps, or Capacitor Control circuits?
Eran Laude > baran there's an entire subforum devoted to fittings on the website
Eran Laude > use it
Enthes goldhart > what website
Hana Lena > ...
Eran Laude > eve-online.com . . .
Eran Laude > baran there's an entire subforum devoted to fittings on the website
Eran Laude > use it
Enthes goldhart > what website
Hana Lena > ...
Eran Laude > eve-online.com . . .
Blindscythe > odd that for a space game, the space bar does nothing!
GM Zhainius > QA and BH crushed huge amounts of bugs for this patch :)
Dark Shikari > Zhain, they had to
Dark Shikari > how else could they fit so many in one patch?
Dark Shikari > you have to crush them all really small
Dark Shikari > like filling a small garbage can in the office
GM Zhainius > lol
Dark Shikari > Zhain, they had to
Dark Shikari > how else could they fit so many in one patch?
Dark Shikari > you have to crush them all really small
Dark Shikari > like filling a small garbage can in the office
GM Zhainius > lol