Imperium Romanus : caldari stations are like angry virgins - they have a small docking ring and spit you out as soon as ur done
Treks Dot > minmatar ships are always rigged...to explode
Orgell Evaan > We can't help it... duct tape glue is flammable.
Obsidian Hawk > i had my rupture blessed by an amarrian bishop named McGuyver.......
Nilya Al'Celare > it's like piloting an office chair down a stair well firing an uzi
Orgell Evaan > We can't help it... duct tape glue is flammable.
Obsidian Hawk > i had my rupture blessed by an amarrian bishop named McGuyver.......
Nilya Al'Celare > it's like piloting an office chair down a stair well firing an uzi
<DigitalCommunist> im getting the evil eye of orms by gore from some girl that sits next to me
<Viceroy> isn't that a MTG card
<DigitalCommunist> yes
<DigitalCommunist> im surprised you knew that
<Viceroy> why do you play MTG
<DigitalCommunist> i don't
<Viceroy> i have that card
<DigitalCommunist> so do i
<DigitalCommunist> so lets focus here
<DigitalCommunist> she's giving me that look
<DigitalCommunist> like she wants to murder me
<DigitalCommunist> or hex me
<Viceroy> counterspell
<DigitalCommunist> I believe she may be a witch
<DigitalCommunist> hmm
<Viceroy> or mana sink
<Viceroy> if she doesn't have enough lands to tap
<DigitalCommunist> you're saying if I carry mtg cards in my pocket they will protect me?
<Viceroy> no
<Viceroy> you must carry them in your heart
<DigitalCommunist> wow
<Viceroy> isn't that a MTG card
<DigitalCommunist> yes
<DigitalCommunist> im surprised you knew that
<Viceroy> why do you play MTG
<DigitalCommunist> i don't
<Viceroy> i have that card
<DigitalCommunist> so do i
<DigitalCommunist> so lets focus here
<DigitalCommunist> she's giving me that look
<DigitalCommunist> like she wants to murder me
<DigitalCommunist> or hex me
<Viceroy> counterspell
<DigitalCommunist> I believe she may be a witch
<DigitalCommunist> hmm
<Viceroy> or mana sink
<Viceroy> if she doesn't have enough lands to tap
<DigitalCommunist> you're saying if I carry mtg cards in my pocket they will protect me?
<Viceroy> no
<Viceroy> you must carry them in your heart
<DigitalCommunist> wow
cruco > i had the most unfortunately timed account expiration a week ago
cruco > my corp announced a roam and I decided I wanted to take my AF which was in a nother station
cruco > so I left my current ship, undocked in my pod, aligned to the jump bridge, and got the pop up "your client will now close because your account has expired. goodbye!"
cruco > my corp announced a roam and I decided I wanted to take my AF which was in a nother station
cruco > so I left my current ship, undocked in my pod, aligned to the jump bridge, and got the pop up "your client will now close because your account has expired. goodbye!"
[23:43] <Levin> that may be true but its a cold day in hell when russians drop named loot
Edmund Khan > Haha! I think they have a dude there... internship, that needs to copy our data between feyth and esoteria to a floppy disk and transfer it between nods... if he's not fast enough, the node crashes :)
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AdmiralDovolski > 1 sec 1ceb, im in jita, and its really laggy
The Slayer > this surprises you?
The Slayer > Im in the water and its wet would be a less obvious statement
The Slayer > this surprises you?
The Slayer > Im in the water and its wet would be a less obvious statement
PirateShampoo > my penis is like a titan
Verizana > lol it's only digital?
Espen > hah pwnt
Verizana > lol it's only digital?
Espen > hah pwnt
Mac Knife > i just did the stupid thing of accepting a lvl4 kill mission LO
Mac Knife > :P
Mr Chrichton > boom?
Mac Knife > about 2 find out :)
Mac Knife > if u hear me scream u know the outcome :)
Mr Chrichton > lol
Ares Mentis > haha
Ares Mentis > bullox
Hellspawn01 > either you got owned or you got an orgazm for surviving it :P
Mr Chrichton > screaming either way
Mac Knife > :P
Mr Chrichton > boom?
Mac Knife > about 2 find out :)
Mac Knife > if u hear me scream u know the outcome :)
Mr Chrichton > lol
Ares Mentis > haha
Ares Mentis > bullox
Hellspawn01 > either you got owned or you got an orgazm for surviving it :P
Mr Chrichton > screaming either way