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<Levin> 4 of you need to give me your snowballs and launchers
<Levin> i am going to construct the ultimate wintertime war machine
<Levin> the snowberus
Galaxion > If you drove a car shaped like a thorax women would call you
Demangel > Dude... I would call..
Demangel > wait that sounded gay I bet.
Galaxion > Just a bit.
Valea Silpha > you mean if you stick the ruler into your puppyfat further it looks longer ?
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
<%spiralJunkie> HellGremlin
<%spiralJunkie> use your extensive influence to get people listening to my show
<@HellGremlin> Yes my precious love bee
<@HellGremlin> Okay, what's the link?
<%spiralJunkie> siradio.fm
<%spiralJunkie> and click on the listen link
<@HellGremlin> Gatotsu, are you listening to siradio.fm?
<%spiralJunkie> you're the best
<Gatotsu> no thanks tv works fine
* Gatotsu was kicked by HellGremlin (HellGremlin)
* spiralJunkie sets mode: +b *!hakan.yayi@*.cust.mdfnet.se
<%spiralJunkie> that'll teach him
<@HellGremlin> awox, are you listening to siradio.fm?
<@HellGremlin> :)
<awox> hmn no
<awox> link pls
Megaman 88 > *sigh* if only I had trained medium energy weapons..
Darktanus > and why do you say that?
Megaman 88 > because an omen without medium lasers = embarrasing :)
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> btw did you know that i invented the "*" for word correction?
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> started using it around early 1999
<Xharky> "This is the wrong way to acquire such a large list. It's fux0rs the database."
* Rhaegar been doing it since 1997 :/
<Xharky> Did you know i invented the word "fucktard"?
<Xharky> been using it since 1995
<Xharky> laff
<Sadist> bullshit...
<Xharky> lol
<Viceroy> who is the oldest internet geek
<Sadist> Xharky, i bet you weren't even walking in 1995
<Viceroy> let the battle begin
<Sadist> i bet you weren't even born in 1995
<jaska> i remember ircing back in 92 or so
<Viceroy> Sadist vs Rhaegar in an epic battle of e-peen
<Xharky> laff
<Xharky> I appear to have touched a sore spot on sadist
* Xharky touches
<Viceroy> i used to irc in 1960
<Xharky> HOLY MOLEY
<Viceroy> it was the Soviet Intelligence Communication System back then
<Rhaegar> Well I ran that server.
<jaska> and i remember using gopher (pre-www)
<Sadist> I used * on perfocards
<jaska> i told moses to use * on the clay boards
<NTRabbit> i used to transport encoded sticks between roman generals
<NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<Viceroy> ntr wins
Babel > go the other way :)
Bianca Rhys > lol, there is no other way :)
Babel > theres always another way ..
Bianca Rhys > not really... i'm in gj0 atm, trying to get to mb-something... they're camping zxic :) only way to go
Babel > hehe
Babel > 2006.05.12 23:31:28 notify You have started trying to warp scramble Asteroid (Kernite).
Babel > gets pretty exciting round here too ya know :)
Mystry > if someone steals from you how do you get notified?
Hidden Promise > the police knock on the door
Eris Cstasy > and say something like '**** ******' you're under arrest for possession of controlled substances, DVD and video game piracy and criminal damage.'
Eris Cstasy > and then i say something like 'OH SHIT' and run like hell
Hidden Promise > am i in the right room???
Mystry > Any know how you get notified if someone steals from you? How long kill rights are set for?
Hidden Promise > sorry no... try checking your kill list?
funktuation > i think if you hit ctrl+q it gives you a hud listing of current kill rights.
Mystry > Yea, but wondered if there was a popup... thnx anyway.
Hidden Promise > kill rights is on the lieft in your character sheet
funktuation > did that work mystry?
funktuation > lol i think it did
Hidden Promise > meh i want to play, but i have to do a massage soon :( no rest for the wicked...
Eris Cstasy > note to self: ctrl+q is for quit, do not push it
Hidden Promise > LOL
funktuation > my work here is done :P
[00:04] * Viceroy has joined #evol
[00:05] <Faramir> kewl Viceroy is coming to mine again
[00:05] <sutty> I WILL SAVE YOU VICEROY
[00:05] * Viceroy was kicked by sutty (sutty)
[00:05] * Viceroy has joined #evol
[00:05] * Viceroy has quit IRC (Quit: )
[00:06] <bansh> ha
[00:06] <bansh> "mine" scared the shit outta him
Syruss Scaleskin > What are they going to do, drift their corpse into my hull? :P
Nakayme Caonis > You can start your own graveyard :P
Syruss Scaleskin > hehe
Nakayme Caonis > Put up a POS and put the corpses of your enemies in space around it :P
Syruss Scaleskin > Or I can annoy our CEO by surrounding the corp pos with corpses :P
Akurei Karai > put thier corpse on contract to them for like a billion isk
Syruss Scaleskin > Nah... auction it off to a necrophile.
Akurei Karai > "You can buy it back for 1b, or I can sell it to some wierdo who will RP having sex with it. Your call bro."
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