Mr PewPew > best thing about today was this pricless and timeless quote of digital text....
Mr PewPew >CoatedMoose > anyone who types in capitals is compensating for a small penis
Petra Arkahnian > how many times have I said, pure is EVEN MORE COOOL now that I am here
Petra Arkahnian > aww shit, as I use caps :-p
Mr PewPew >CoatedMoose > anyone who types in capitals is compensating for a small penis
Petra Arkahnian > how many times have I said, pure is EVEN MORE COOOL now that I am here
Petra Arkahnian > aww shit, as I use caps :-p
Steamrunner > It's christmas day and I'm playing eve. worse than that I'm in Jita. I WANT MY LIFE BACK!!!
Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Haakelen > we caught a tcf rorqual with a roaming gang, right
Haakelen > so we shoot at it
Haakelen > etc
Haakelen > it drops a cyno.
Haakelen > out pops a titan.
Haakelen > the titan DDs.
Haakelen > all of -A- get away.
Haakelen > The DD kills...
Haakelen > ... the rorq
Haakelen > /emote golfclap
Haakelen > Happy Birthday TCF!
Haakelen > so we shoot at it
Haakelen > etc
Haakelen > it drops a cyno.
Haakelen > out pops a titan.
Haakelen > the titan DDs.
Haakelen > all of -A- get away.
Haakelen > The DD kills...
Haakelen > ... the rorq
Haakelen > /emote golfclap
Haakelen > Happy Birthday TCF!
tradik > (i'm going to be milking this for a while, so you know)
Erawri [prax] >*chuckle* that fleet fight will be linked many many times in the future, I'll wager
tradik > hey lake, you remember that time i conquered a region for you?
no, not that one, the other one
no, not that one either.
Erawri [prax] >*chuckle* that fleet fight will be linked many many times in the future, I'll wager
tradik > hey lake, you remember that time i conquered a region for you?
no, not that one, the other one
no, not that one either.
Fast Eddie > Imagine a match between Confederation Of Carebear Killers vs. (say) Company of United Neutral Traders, assuming such an alliance were created...
Helpdesk > I think the latter would get screwed, really...
Helpdesk > I think the latter would get screwed, really...
Vymordryss > I tried loading a bunch fo anano, 4 smarties and a AB to sab things, but did not work out so well
Vymordryss > wow, what a clusterfuck of typos, sorry
Azia Burgi > is a clusterfuck, one of those new fangled bombs you yankee doodles drop on afghanistan?
Vymordryss > lol..no but it should be
Vymordryss > We do have the "Daisy Cutter" and it's moma the MOAB "Mother of All Bombs"
Azia Burgi > is that a fuel-air bomb?
Vymordryss > Yes
Vymordryss > Rich mans Moltov
* Azia Burgi prefers the name "clusterfuck"
* Vymordryss agrees.
Vymordryss > I dunno wtf we were bombing the shit out of in Afganistan, it's not like there was much infastructure in the first place.
Azia Burgi > they still have mountains...
Vymordryss > yes, a couple mountains survived >.>
Vymordryss > wow, what a clusterfuck of typos, sorry
Azia Burgi > is a clusterfuck, one of those new fangled bombs you yankee doodles drop on afghanistan?
Vymordryss > lol..no but it should be
Vymordryss > We do have the "Daisy Cutter" and it's moma the MOAB "Mother of All Bombs"
Azia Burgi > is that a fuel-air bomb?
Vymordryss > Yes
Vymordryss > Rich mans Moltov
* Azia Burgi prefers the name "clusterfuck"
* Vymordryss agrees.
Vymordryss > I dunno wtf we were bombing the shit out of in Afganistan, it's not like there was much infastructure in the first place.
Azia Burgi > they still have mountains...
Vymordryss > yes, a couple mountains survived >.>
Verone > bellum...
Bellum Eternus > si?
Verone > I uh... well
Tor Lann > verone has the hots for you
Tor Lann > he wants your body
Bellum Eternus > /emote presses his ass to the wall
Bellum Eternus > =o
Verone > I have this urge... that I want to strip you naked... and oil up your face... then grab your pudgy little cheeks, and flap them vigarously, so they make a sound like a flapping foreskin during violent and savage masturbation.
Verone > just sayin' :3
Bellum Eternus > my eyes. i can't unread that!
Bellum Eternus > where's the bleach?
Bellum Eternus > si?
Verone > I uh... well
Tor Lann > verone has the hots for you
Tor Lann > he wants your body
Bellum Eternus > /emote presses his ass to the wall
Bellum Eternus > =o
Verone > I have this urge... that I want to strip you naked... and oil up your face... then grab your pudgy little cheeks, and flap them vigarously, so they make a sound like a flapping foreskin during violent and savage masturbation.
Verone > just sayin' :3
Bellum Eternus > my eyes. i can't unread that!
Bellum Eternus > where's the bleach?
RedHot Octane > i was looking at the MC titan loss earlier
RedHot Octane > and realized
RedHot Octane > that titan is nothing more than a floating paperweight
RedHot Octane > an INTERDICTER tanked its dd
RedHot Octane > A FUCKING INTERDICTER
RedHot Octane > A GOD DAMN DESTROYER
RedHot Octane > they slapped RA on the side of it
RedHot Octane > and the dd went WOOSH WOOSH right around the interdicter
RedHot Octane > like WOAH THATS RA FUCK THAT
RedHot Octane > but yea
RedHot Octane > carriers are nice for outpost defense
RedHot Octane > and realized
RedHot Octane > that titan is nothing more than a floating paperweight
RedHot Octane > an INTERDICTER tanked its dd
RedHot Octane > A FUCKING INTERDICTER
RedHot Octane > A GOD DAMN DESTROYER
RedHot Octane > they slapped RA on the side of it
RedHot Octane > and the dd went WOOSH WOOSH right around the interdicter
RedHot Octane > like WOAH THATS RA FUCK THAT
RedHot Octane > but yea
RedHot Octane > carriers are nice for outpost defense
Angelis666 > /emote is feeling a little horse
Angelis666 > wait that came out wroung
Angelis666 > wait that came out wroung