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DTHI - dastommy79: which reminds me if i ever see chowdown irl my balls will be in his mouth.
Herra B > oh my friggin god, i think i've made a terrible mistake
Herra B > so horrible im not sure what to do
Zeron Zeth > you had sex with your best friends sister ?
Herra B > no, zandra zeth :p
Zeron Zeth > lol
SupaFlyTNT > lol
Herra B > i just realized i joined an anti-pirate corp
McBarnacle > http://www.clyde-space.com/cubesat_shop
McBarnacle > want to build your own space satellite? ;)
Anna Book > Do they have giant death lasers?
McBarnacle > don't think so but I could e-mail them and ask if you want
Anna Book > If they are not prepared to sell it over the counter then they won't get my money...
McBarnacle > imagine being able to buy a death star online
McBarnacle > "can I help you sir?"
McBarnacle > "yes, I'd like a death ray, 2 large battery packs, a deployment platform and a coffee machine please
Anna Book > "certainly sir, would that be the regular sized death star or our new dyson sphere sized one? The dyson sized comes with a five-year warranty."
McBarnacle > lol
McBarnacle > "does that include insurance if it fails to blow up Yavin IV?"
Anna Book > "We will fully reimburse you for any planets it fails to blow up, but the warranty does not include damages caused by improper exhaust port protection."
Ieya > does anyone else see the big conc veld roid twitching?
Emperor paulpentine > yeah
Emperor paulpentine > its a feature
Emperor paulpentine > its nervous that we will mine it :P
<ZOLA> I am professor glankenbahl from holland and I strongly support this thread.
<ZOLA> If veldspar is veldspar but the real life version of it is also veldspar while not as veldsparry as the eve veldspar, we might get a tad confused on the veldsparity of the veldspar.
<ZOLA> rofl
<%Sham> :D
<%Sham> real life version of veldspar is actually feldspat
<%Sham> But languages change, and veldspar is a logical change from feldspat
<Ryctor> Sham the fact that you know that makes you an e-weenie
<Ryctor> :P
<%Sham> Ryctor, I actually had to suffer Geology 103
<@moocifer> Ryctor: surely as an ex orethief you knew that too ??
<Ryctor> Of course...but it was something i had to learn in Ore thief night classes
<@moocifer> :)
<Ryctor> They just dont give those degrees to anyone!
<%Sham> There are ore thieves
<%Sham> and there are Ore Thieves, Ph.D
Phoenix Meureux > Who the fuck builds a city underwater!? Douche bags.
Hunter Stockton > space frogs
Rogue Frog > someone say space frogs?
Hellraiza666 > laythun u won
Hellraiza666 > where u want it escrowed ?
Hellraiza666 > and im talkin to myself becuz
he isnt online arent i
GrayFox247 > shit happens
Meandar > i went out of state for christmas and didn't play EVE for like 13 days
Sepins Airon > howd u manage?
Meandar > I had withdraws
Meandar > I kept asking family members if they wanted to fleet up
Ruzho > I trained Socializing to IV, which let me get Carousing which I trained up to III, which let me get Dirty Dancing which I trained up to II.
Krysee > Okay.
Ruzho > And I still can't do a pirouette.
Krysee > Well, duh. That's because you first need Ballet III.
Ruzho > And what are the prerequisites for that?
Krysee > Gayness V, Uber-Gayness V and Liberache Gay III.
Ritaer > gotta log now--work in 7 hours
Ritaer > already got in trouble today for when I was late
Ritaer > they did not understand that I had to refuel a POS
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