Leopold Caine > Also, I heard a good Skyrim based one
Leopold Caine > Health is red
Leopold Caine > Stamina is green
Leopold Caine > I'm leveling one handed
Leopold Caine > if you know what I mean
Leopold Caine > Health is red
Leopold Caine > Stamina is green
Leopold Caine > I'm leveling one handed
Leopold Caine > if you know what I mean
Shadow XII > I'll give you a rundown of EVE's controls:
Shadow XII > Mouse1: everything
Shadow XII > Mouse1: everything
idolmicko > was talkin to a friend of mine last night. He's a prison guard...a con asked him why he's so fat...
idolmicko > he turned around and said "cos every time i fcuk yer mum she gives me a biscuit" and slammed the door in his face :)
idolmicko > he turned around and said "cos every time i fcuk yer mum she gives me a biscuit" and slammed the door in his face :)
Garth Alwin > i'm heading to jita atm to sell some stuff, have an empty run back if anybody wants me to pickup anything
JerichoSteele > 2 blondes and a short fiety redhead
Garth Alwin > hmm well since i'm in ireland i can get that easily
Garth Alwin > /emote makes note to get 2 sheep and a lepraechaun
JerichoSteele > 2 blondes and a short fiety redhead
Garth Alwin > hmm well since i'm in ireland i can get that easily
Garth Alwin > /emote makes note to get 2 sheep and a lepraechaun
Maya Gintaki > wanna do some low sec plexs?
Cashmere Caladi > sure
Maya Gintaki > im fited for pvp, so someone fucks with us, lets take me
Maya Gintaki > em
Cashmere Caladi > lol freudian slip?
Cashmere Caladi > sure
Maya Gintaki > im fited for pvp, so someone fucks with us, lets take me
Maya Gintaki > em
Cashmere Caladi > lol freudian slip?
Gavinex9 > i need an oven inside my desk.
Gavinex9 > and a deep freezer by my computer.
Gavinex9 > Then i can make pizza while mining
Herculite > I'd settle for a hot secretary under it
Gavinex9 > can she make pizza?
Gavinex9 > and a deep freezer by my computer.
Gavinex9 > Then i can make pizza while mining
Herculite > I'd settle for a hot secretary under it
Gavinex9 > can she make pizza?
Yanaoo > I wrote an essay on the third grade, about a preselected subject that was "my day in prehistory" or some such
Yanaoo > in finnish of course
Yanaoo > In finnish, the word "näin" means "I saw"
Yanaoo > where as "nain" means "I fucked" or "I married"
Yanaoo > So I wrote "näin puskan takana dinosauruksia" which means "I saw dinosaurs behind the bush"
Yanaoo > and forgot the dots on the "ä"
cr8rmakr > HAHAHAHA
Yanaoo > my teacher used that as an example of how important it is to remember those little dots for years to come
Ashigari > :D
Minver Trader > LOL
Yanaoo > Taught me something though. The little dots ARE important
Yanaoo > :D
cr8rmakr > outsourcing to India taught me the same thing
cr8rmakr > oh wait... did I say that out loud?
Yanaoo > in finnish of course
Yanaoo > In finnish, the word "näin" means "I saw"
Yanaoo > where as "nain" means "I fucked" or "I married"
Yanaoo > So I wrote "näin puskan takana dinosauruksia" which means "I saw dinosaurs behind the bush"
Yanaoo > and forgot the dots on the "ä"
cr8rmakr > HAHAHAHA
Yanaoo > my teacher used that as an example of how important it is to remember those little dots for years to come
Ashigari > :D
Minver Trader > LOL
Yanaoo > Taught me something though. The little dots ARE important
Yanaoo > :D
cr8rmakr > outsourcing to India taught me the same thing
cr8rmakr > oh wait... did I say that out loud?
Ulien > sorry i got a bit of wife agro
IncinX > initiate ECM
Ulien > lol ya
Ulien > im trying
Ulien > I found though
Ulien > to be honest
Ulien > its better to just sit there and try to tank it
Ulien > until she runs outa ammo
IncinX > hahahaha
Ulien > if you try and hold her off she just gets more pissed
Xavier Banesword > gf-specific ecm costs $/cycle
IncinX > initiate ECM
Ulien > lol ya
Ulien > im trying
Ulien > I found though
Ulien > to be honest
Ulien > its better to just sit there and try to tank it
Ulien > until she runs outa ammo
IncinX > hahahaha
Ulien > if you try and hold her off she just gets more pissed
Xavier Banesword > gf-specific ecm costs $/cycle
Icebox > taking a stunning brunette out tonight
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
Xiang Lau > i'm still probably a mil away now after my can just got flipped
Jennifer Dechy > hehe
Jennifer Dechy > will send you 500k
Xiang Lau > don't worry about it
Xiang Lau > i'll get it tomorrow
Twilight Corsair > barges are anything but swift....
Cousin Balki > can flippers're a pain in the ass
Twilight Corsair > it's like a flying anvil..
Jennifer Dechy > I know :) that's why I usually transport the barge in a badger.. slightly more agile.. and more capacitor for warp-distance
Xiang Lau > you know what, you guys are jerks... cuz now i'm gonna have to pay the favor forward
Xessej > yeah the downside to the barges and exhumers
Cousin Balki > I'm a bastard not a jerk =p
Xiang Lau > well fine, you're a bastard then.
Xiang Lau > cuz now i've gotta pay 1.5mil forward to some other poor bastard that gets their can flipped
Merowech Hammerfest > They're taking your money to isengard ..
Cousin Balki > don't gotta pay nothing if you don't feel like it xiang
Cousin Balki > the money will never make it to isengard, it's being gate camped by ents
Jennifer Dechy > hehe
Jennifer Dechy > will send you 500k
Xiang Lau > don't worry about it
Xiang Lau > i'll get it tomorrow
Twilight Corsair > barges are anything but swift....
Cousin Balki > can flippers're a pain in the ass
Twilight Corsair > it's like a flying anvil..
Jennifer Dechy > I know :) that's why I usually transport the barge in a badger.. slightly more agile.. and more capacitor for warp-distance
Xiang Lau > you know what, you guys are jerks... cuz now i'm gonna have to pay the favor forward
Xessej > yeah the downside to the barges and exhumers
Cousin Balki > I'm a bastard not a jerk =p
Xiang Lau > well fine, you're a bastard then.
Xiang Lau > cuz now i've gotta pay 1.5mil forward to some other poor bastard that gets their can flipped
Merowech Hammerfest > They're taking your money to isengard ..
Cousin Balki > don't gotta pay nothing if you don't feel like it xiang
Cousin Balki > the money will never make it to isengard, it's being gate camped by ents