Darque Steel > doesn't make sense to jump 20 gates, when I can just log in an alt. :)
Obsidian Hawk > there is also game channels for price checking
Darque Steel > the ships channel?
Obsidian Hawk > no its a user made channel
Obsidian Hawk > i think its called prick check
Obsidian Hawk > wtf
Obsidian Hawk > *prick check
Obsidian Hawk > flm
Obsidian Hawk > FML
Obsidian Hawk > *price check
Volboris > lol
Obsidian Hawk > fuck me.......
Obsidian Hawk > seriously
Volboris > now it all comes out
Darque Steel > fuck you? lemme do a prick check first.....
Obsidian Hawk > there is also game channels for price checking
Darque Steel > the ships channel?
Obsidian Hawk > no its a user made channel
Obsidian Hawk > i think its called prick check
Obsidian Hawk > wtf
Obsidian Hawk > *prick check
Obsidian Hawk > flm
Obsidian Hawk > FML
Obsidian Hawk > *price check
Volboris > lol
Obsidian Hawk > fuck me.......
Obsidian Hawk > seriously
Volboris > now it all comes out
Darque Steel > fuck you? lemme do a prick check first.....
<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
<Viceroy> yeah but i spend most of my time with her now
<DigitalCommunist> holy crap :(
<Viceroy> HEY SORRY SHE HAS BOOBIES :(
<DigitalCommunist> i got replaced by a bleeding bag of water :(
* DigitalCommunist cries
<Viceroy> we kiss :
<Viceroy> if you kissed me
<Viceroy> i wouldn't have left EVE
<Viceroy> I WOULDN'T HAVE
<DigitalCommunist> holy crap :(
<Viceroy> HEY SORRY SHE HAS BOOBIES :(
<DigitalCommunist> i got replaced by a bleeding bag of water :(
* DigitalCommunist cries
<Viceroy> we kiss :
<Viceroy> if you kissed me
<Viceroy> i wouldn't have left EVE
<Viceroy> I WOULDN'T HAVE
Knuck > one of my ex corpmates is a 911 operator and he plays eve on the job
Atandros > he plays Eve while dispatching medics, directing firefighters and calling in police?
Knuck > well I'm pretty sure he says 'afk' when he takes a call
Atandros > he plays Eve while dispatching medics, directing firefighters and calling in police?
Knuck > well I'm pretty sure he says 'afk' when he takes a call
[–]Coherent
EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.
[–]maccabeus
Actually it's not.
It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.
EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.
[–]maccabeus
Actually it's not.
It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.
Zakthar Kadaj > the hell?
Zakthar Kadaj > I come back to find 2 messages
Zakthar Kadaj > something about the server shutdown being aborted?
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Asfalt Makedamovic > yeah
Asfalt Makedamovic > again
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > they need to stop the devs from humping the damn server
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > Oh tranquility
Zakthar Kadaj > ooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > oooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > spurt
Zakthar Kadaj > SHIT I DID IT TO THE SERVER AGAIN!
Asfalt Makedamovic > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > can you imagine what happens when the IT guys come in too
Zakthar Kadaj > YOU DID WHAT...AGAIN?!
Zakthar Kadaj > GET OUT
Zakthar Kadaj > after he leaves
Zakthar Kadaj > Don't worry baby, I'll make it all better *unzips flies*
Zakthar Kadaj > FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 0_0
Zakthar Kadaj > I come back to find 2 messages
Zakthar Kadaj > something about the server shutdown being aborted?
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Asfalt Makedamovic > yeah
Asfalt Makedamovic > again
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > they need to stop the devs from humping the damn server
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > Oh tranquility
Zakthar Kadaj > ooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > oooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > spurt
Zakthar Kadaj > SHIT I DID IT TO THE SERVER AGAIN!
Asfalt Makedamovic > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > can you imagine what happens when the IT guys come in too
Zakthar Kadaj > YOU DID WHAT...AGAIN?!
Zakthar Kadaj > GET OUT
Zakthar Kadaj > after he leaves
Zakthar Kadaj > Don't worry baby, I'll make it all better *unzips flies*
Zakthar Kadaj > FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 0_0
0SKULL0 > plans in advance is not one of my specialties
Arcelian > What sound does a baby make in the microwave?
Duckeye > boom
Rahkashi > pop
Arcelian > I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Duckeye > I like you
Duckeye > boom
Rahkashi > pop
Arcelian > I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Duckeye > I like you
<LuigiThirty> good luck docking at 9rq lolols
<KomradeVirtunov> Why?
<LuigiThirty> cause AAA
<KomradeVirtunov> k, lets go over the basics of what a jump clone does
<LuigiThirty> I know that
<LuigiThirty> but you'll never be able to dock again
<LuigiThirty> because he can't set his clone to a hostile station
<LuigiThirty> he can JC to it sure
<LuigiThirty> but he can't go back once the JC exits it
<LuigiThirty> SO HE CAN'T DOCK AT 9RQ ONCE HE UNDOCKS.
<KomradeVirtunov> k lets go over this again
<KomradeVirtunov> 9RQ is an NPC station you retard
<LuigiThirty> oh
<KomradeVirtunov> Why?
<LuigiThirty> cause AAA
<KomradeVirtunov> k, lets go over the basics of what a jump clone does
<LuigiThirty> I know that
<LuigiThirty> but you'll never be able to dock again
<LuigiThirty> because he can't set his clone to a hostile station
<LuigiThirty> he can JC to it sure
<LuigiThirty> but he can't go back once the JC exits it
<LuigiThirty> SO HE CAN'T DOCK AT 9RQ ONCE HE UNDOCKS.
<KomradeVirtunov> k lets go over this again
<KomradeVirtunov> 9RQ is an NPC station you retard
<LuigiThirty> oh
Seya Brennan: you hear these new heavy indterdictors will be able to tackle any ship, even if loaded with warp core stabs or if a supercapital
Minuteman: At 30km. While MWDing.
Minuteman: Or "bubble-mode", while getting rogered through every orofice and moving about as fast as a one-legged turtle.
Minuteman: At 30km. While MWDing.
Minuteman: Or "bubble-mode", while getting rogered through every orofice and moving about as fast as a one-legged turtle.