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Rococho Ranger > wat happened to the carpets i ordered?
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map
Maxopka > dread
Maxopka > 5 min breake
Maxopka > 20.30 be ready
charmed knight > /emote afk 7min, smoke
Dimitri Chandler > did we just get a HR department?
Dimitri Chandler > all these breaks are great
RUBAlX > who would want hairy balls in their mouth?
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
Khalhani > I have to say... I really enjoy my time in this corp :-)
SwirvE > :D
Guy Von Shmuck > swirve has to get a load off... calls pres
Guy Von Shmuck > oh la la
SwirvE > ;))
SwirvE > u have already take the first load Guy ;)
SwirvE > taken*
Guy Von Shmuck > :P
Judas II > this all sounds very kinky
Judas II > people taking off loads of other people
Khalhani > Guy Are you taking the load of swirve?
Presidente Gallente > CC has enough room
Presidente Gallente > wait
Khalhani > Swirves load?
Rydra Wong > No-ones taking my loads.
Judas II > hes got a big load for you
Khalhani > omg
Khalhani > Thats why people are so friendly...
Khalhani > in this corp
Khalhani > They play for the other team :-P
Judas II > we all share each others loads !!
Khalhani > Waaaaah!
Von Seth > i`m clearly on at the wrong hour
Von Seth > going back to study lol
Omski > time for me to log, fly safe
Shooter BrightStar > o/
Viceroy P > o/
DanFraser > o/
Perivale > o/
DanFraser > o
DanFraser > o/
DanFraser > ^o^
DanFraser > <o.
DanFraser > ./o
DanFraser > yay!
DanFraser > i did it!
DanFraser > young man!
DanFraser > there's a place you can go
DanFraser > i said young man!
DanFraser > der der der der...
DanFraser > something something something
DanFraser > Y
DanFraser > M
DanFraser > C
DanFraser > A
DanFraser > !
DanFraser > o/
DanFraser > ^o^
DanFraser > <o.
DanFraser > ./O
Torquil Noble > =.=
Viceroy P > got it out of your system now?
DanFraser > nope
Viceroy P > >.>
Perivale > oh dear god dan
Perivale > are you the cop or the indian?
DanFraser > the black guy, that's who
DanFraser > quarter asian
DanFraser > with the assless chaps
DanFraser > with YOUR name on my butt!
Perivale > hahalol
Perivale > you i guess you could have thee "i" in the crack
DanFraser > nah, the v around the hole
DanFraser > maybe above it so it's an arrow
Perivale > i will NOT be known as "rimjob perivale"
DanFraser > too late
Anslo > What would any "normal" person say when a group of people including a raider, sansha, caldari scientist, crazy gallente media rep, cartle thics lead, and a slew of other zanny people come into one room
Hilen Tukoss > "Welcome to the Intergalactic Summit?"
Esparian > hehe been gone that long game wants me to do tutorial
Raz Lictor > It's sad when my dreams involve EVE.
Raz Lictor > It was weird too. At some point in my dream I jumped into a harbor or something to swim away from a somebody from PL, but they caught up to me and tackled me in the water because my Drake was fitted with two nanos while theirs was two nanos with a t2
Raz Lictor > aux thruster rig and two polys
Raz Lictor > Then we got into a fitting discussion and they decided to let me go and not kill me O.o
Rob Crowley > that's some quality dreaming right there
Kalil d'Maelstromo > why the fuck am i getting jumpgate sounds thru my speakers
H3AsO4 > cause DW used his cloak
DarkWizzard > rofl
Kalil d'Maelstromo > aha
H3AsO4 > it's no jumpgate sound, it's cloak/uncloak
Kalil d'Maelstromo > /emote puts the spliff down
King Brutus > HEY
King Brutus > START TALKING OR I KILL YOU ALL
Resaec Fitsuga > .........talk.......
TimmyChaw > /emote doesnt say anything
Dagrin RDM > /emote refuses to speak, except in interpretive dance
Dagrin RDM > <(^-^<)
King Brutus > /emote breaks timmys legs
King Brutus > lmao dagrin
King Brutus > thats awesome
King Brutus > dance peon!
Dagrin RDM > (>^-^)>
Dagrin RDM > (^-^)?
King Brutus > lmao
Dagrin RDM > (^-^)v
TimmyChaw > /emote Tries to dance on his broken legs...
Resaec Fitsuga > (((^-^)))(((^-^)))(((^-^)))(((^-^)))
TimmyChaw > Ooh, snap. You just got served!
King Brutus > oh sweet jesus
Dagrin RDM > <(^-^<) (>^-^<) (>^-^)> <(^-^)> (^-^)y
King Brutus > /emote runs and hides from dagrins dancin powah
TimmyChaw > Oh, its on now... You gonna take that Res?
Dagrin RDM > /emote no longer wishes to dance, and only has one thing left to say.....
Dagrin RDM > t(-_-t)
Resaec Fitsuga > /emote resigns from dancing.......... until next time.
Dagrin RDM > well that was odd, even by my standards
King Brutus > it was awesome!
King Brutus > not
Dagrin RDM > "interpretive dance.." what the f*ck was I thinking?
King Brutus > next time do it in spandex ;)
Dagrin RDM > no..you don't want to see me in spandex
Dagrin RDM > just visualize a hippo in pantyhose, you'll get the general idea
TimmyChaw > /emote votes for that to never, never, happen
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