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Persia > i have 1 trit in my ibis!
Kerosene > I'll buy it for 1isk Persia
Kerosene > What's brown and sticky?
Daedalus Fang > 2 isk here
Kerosene > A stick.
Kerosene > 2.5isk
Daedalus Fang > 3.7 isk
Persia > ooo
Persia > i might make something on this
Kerosene > 3isk... and a stick
Daedalus Fang > /emote pulls ou the big 5 isk
Daedalus Fang > /emote struts
Persia > the stick and 3isk still beats that
Persia > i value the stick highly
Kerosene > or.. I could blow your ibis up.. claim the trit and you get another piece of trit for free next time you dock
Daedalus Fang > 2 isk and a beer
Kerosene > Do that 600,000 times and we've enough trit for 1500 runs of antimatter small
Daedalus Fang > /emote cackles.
Persia > thats a bit of a scam kero
Persia > i could do alot with 1500 rounds of AM s
Daedalus Fang > top that kero.. you dont have good beer over there hey ;p
Persia > we are total h4x~
Daedalus Fang > i got 150k of anti small on the build Persia
Persia > gee you must have got your ibis blown up alot daed
JINX HSC > lol, i never noticed a dominix has little wings
SUNscatcher > it has no wings stop being mean!!!!
JINX HSC > it does
JINX HSC > tiny little ones
SUNscatcher > those are the observation decks
Kalahari Wayrest > dominix looks like a bus
JINX HSC > they wings, at least that's what mine are on this domi, weee, i'm flying :)
Caroline > domi looks like a floating potato
Kalahari Wayrest > hey thor, you look like the back end of a dominix :P
ThorTheGreat > thanks kal =(
JINX HSC > looks like a backwards-flying basketball shoe
SUNscatcher > it LOOKS LIKE THE FIST OF GOD !!!!!!! stop makin fun of it
<DigitalCommunist> USA is like GoonSwarm with firepower
<@neb|drunk> - #4 No public or private channels that trade in warez or sexually related content
< Coaster> okay, okay :P
< Coaster> I get the point
< Coaster> albeit, this channel breaks the latter rule on a daily basis...... :P
* Kurenin|out anally rapes neb|drunk
<@neb|drunk> ouch :/
< Kurenin|out> :(
<@HellGremlin> Silly. Everyone knows Auroras have no rectums.
< Kurenin|out> oh?
* neb|drunk hugs his JD
<@HellGremlin> Yeah, their diet is comprised mostly of whiskey, which evaporates, and fairy dust which is magical and
therefore does not need to be excreted.
< Daakkon> shit comes out of their mouth
< Daakkon> ^_^
-!- Daakkon was kicked from #eve-online by neb|drunk [faggit]
-!- Daakkon [Daakkon@84262B32.9AF8FCF9.4E5AEF48.IP] has joined #eve-online
<@HellGremlin> The polite term is "events"
* Serelon wants a snowball bpo
Reatu Krentor > snowball bpo instructions: 1. go to icefield 2. mine ice 3. when enough ice has been gathered, grind it all up 4. roll into balls 5. have fun
Ronwe > u wanne have an ashimuu?
SkyRash > bless u
<[RKK]Alexison> where we going tonight?
<[BNC]Blacklight> BNC have a little op for a few hours, not going too far just something we need to sort out
<[BNC]Crumble|Meep> its mining isnt it
<[BNC]Crumble|Meep> all of a sudden im feeling sick
<[BNC]Crumble|Meep> gonna have to call it a day
<SeverusSnape> In July 2003, Russell Weller, 88, made national news when he froze, with his foot on the accelerator, in Santa Monica, Calif., and plowed through a farmer's market, killing 10 people and injuring 63, in the worst of a recent spate of incidents in which senior citizens momentarily confuse the gas and brake pedals.
<SeverusSnape> there's gotta be some sort of bonus level for that
<Levin> umm
<Daakkon> k...
<Levin> is there some kind of competition to see how far ot we can get?
<Levin> because that would win
<Kaell|Qayos> yeah, i'd vote for that
* SeverusSnape bows
* Kaell|Qayos clap
Zagdul > What you call a cow with no legs?
Bonet > slither mass?
RenMan > an easy lay?
Zagdul > nope
Zagdul > Ground Beef
RenMan > .......
Zagdul > What you call a cow with a twitch?
RenMan > if you say milk shake I am blocking you
Zagdul > nope
Zagdul > Beef Jerky
Captain Thrawn > what were ya doin' yolo?
c0rny > capt, what business is it of your what he was doing? do we constantly harass you to find out what your doing? no
Captain Thrawn > well he was orbiting me so i was wondering what he was gunna do i am kinda edgy from last time
c0rny > maybe he was going for a piss, maybe he was having a wank, maybe he was looking at summat, who knows, but its up to him what he was doing
Enesta > he could very well be taking a nice young lady on a tour
Basheron > rawr
Aquillar > having a wank?
Enesta > would you like it, when (if) you were on a date and had someone constantly asking you what you were up to :)
c0rny > yeah, sorry, maybe he was finding the magnifying glass
c0rny > and tweasers
Enesta > heh
Captain Thrawn > i was in a cruiser corny
c0rny > and?
c0rny > im in a BS
c0rny > i got drones orbitting me, but i dont ask them what the fuck they are doing
Mitby > i had a date like that once Enesta, she never shut up.
Aquillar > :|
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