Discrodia > JESUS CHRIST IT'S A DRUNK DIPLOMAT! GET IN THE CAR AND READY TEH TITS
Discrodia > *****TITANS!!!!!!!
Discrodia > fuck
Discrodia > *****TITANS!!!!!!!
Discrodia > fuck
<Batolemaeus> http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1001/RAWR_HAKA_NORTHERN_MONKEY_PAIN_TRAIN_2010_COALITION_EDITION_UNCENSORED.wmv
<Batolemaeus> [22:13:44] ISD Najax Lergazin > i am here to document a wildly inappropriate fleet arrival
<Ulviirala> I suppose it has something to do with naked, penis-propelled men?
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<sg3s> oh yeah sure, mention penis and Entity will be there
<Batolemaeus> of course, Ulviirala
<Batolemaeus> you will have to admit that the video is hypnotizing
<Ulviirala> disturbing :P
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<Batolemaeus> [22:13:44] ISD Najax Lergazin > i am here to document a wildly inappropriate fleet arrival
<Ulviirala> I suppose it has something to do with naked, penis-propelled men?
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<sg3s> oh yeah sure, mention penis and Entity will be there
<Batolemaeus> of course, Ulviirala
<Batolemaeus> you will have to admit that the video is hypnotizing
<Ulviirala> disturbing :P
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Blyzz > i can get ships into pos ship array, as long as they smaller thatn 500001 m³
Blyzz > (with stuff in their hold)
Brentsowski > will my titan fit?
Blyzz > scoop it then transfer it to pos hangar from yours
Blyzz > maybe up bash's ass yes...
Scargill > i know how to do that blyzz
Blyzz > fit a titan up bash's ass?
Scargill > was confused as to where all my fuel had gone
Scargill > go up behind him and hit warp
Blyzz > (with stuff in their hold)
Brentsowski > will my titan fit?
Blyzz > scoop it then transfer it to pos hangar from yours
Blyzz > maybe up bash's ass yes...
Scargill > i know how to do that blyzz
Blyzz > fit a titan up bash's ass?
Scargill > was confused as to where all my fuel had gone
Scargill > go up behind him and hit warp
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Batilda Yogmoth > "i heard how much you like star trek, so i got you this luke skywalker shirt"
Logdsen > "The Force canna take no more young padawan."
Batilda Yogmoth > "beam me up, yoda"
Batilda Yogmoth > "we've landed, on what appears, to be a planet, of, cities"
Batilda Yogmoth > "data, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
Logdsen > "The Force canna take no more young padawan."
Batilda Yogmoth > "beam me up, yoda"
Batilda Yogmoth > "we've landed, on what appears, to be a planet, of, cities"
Batilda Yogmoth > "data, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
Akhual > roflmao
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > roflmao with cherrys on top
* sigirelli gets coat
* Akhual is roflmao so hard he's crying
Akhual > you made my day dude
Max Calimaris > ?
Max Calimaris > sig just die?
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > max, did you know you can change skills mid train and not lose all the cp you learnt?
* sigirelli cries
Max Calimaris > yeah
Akhual > cos sig only just this second found out
Akhual > after all ths time playing - 4 months!!
Akhual > !!!!!
Max Calimaris > wtflmfao!
Max Calimaris > u never tried it :))))
Max Calimaris > august septembver october november :)
Max Calimaris > 4 months siggy thatt gotta be a record :)
Macky Oriley > ah sig you gem
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > theres not enough places I can post that story
sigirelli > so how do u do it?!
* sigirelli cries again
sigirelli > that does make things a lot easier
sigirelli > thought it was a bit stupid!
Max Calimaris > it tells u u nork!
sigirelli > lol yep
Max Calimaris > no wonder you nearly quit :)
sigirelli > i work it out in my head when i have to log back on and change :(
sigirelli > i dnt go to bed until i can :(
Akhual > rofl
Max Calimaris > 'oh no ive gotta let this finish or ill lose the points!"
Max Calimaris > RAWR
Sigirelli > I even leave my gf's house at 2am just to get home and change skills!!! Didn't want to lose 9 hours...
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > roflmao with cherrys on top
* sigirelli gets coat
* Akhual is roflmao so hard he's crying
Akhual > you made my day dude
Max Calimaris > ?
Max Calimaris > sig just die?
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > max, did you know you can change skills mid train and not lose all the cp you learnt?
* sigirelli cries
Max Calimaris > yeah
Akhual > cos sig only just this second found out
Akhual > after all ths time playing - 4 months!!
Akhual > !!!!!
Max Calimaris > wtflmfao!
Max Calimaris > u never tried it :))))
Max Calimaris > august septembver october november :)
Max Calimaris > 4 months siggy thatt gotta be a record :)
Macky Oriley > ah sig you gem
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > theres not enough places I can post that story
sigirelli > so how do u do it?!
* sigirelli cries again
sigirelli > that does make things a lot easier
sigirelli > thought it was a bit stupid!
Max Calimaris > it tells u u nork!
sigirelli > lol yep
Max Calimaris > no wonder you nearly quit :)
sigirelli > i work it out in my head when i have to log back on and change :(
sigirelli > i dnt go to bed until i can :(
Akhual > rofl
Max Calimaris > 'oh no ive gotta let this finish or ill lose the points!"
Max Calimaris > RAWR
Sigirelli > I even leave my gf's house at 2am just to get home and change skills!!! Didn't want to lose 9 hours...
Murphy Black > The tranquillity of space, the sound of mining lasers and a good beer. What a great way to end the day
McBarnacle > I vote for getting laid personally
McBarnacle > I vote for getting laid personally
Kast Agnet > Your comp is fine. Your client is.......... like the rest of us unfortunately. As stable as Charlie Sheen in a chinese whorehouse on free coke day.
Dryr Lint > guys I'm hallucinating in eve
Dryr Lint > sometimes I'll see a neutral ship icon on screen when I alt tab out of eve
Dryr Lint > I think there are pirate rifters haunting me
XxPsykosisxX > i get that when i unminimixe EVE
XxPsykosisxX > unminimize*
Dryr Lint > oh hey, I'm not hallucinating it really is there
XxPsykosisxX > yeah lol
Dryr Lint > I'm still crazy I tell you! CRAZY!
Dryr Lint > sometimes I'll see a neutral ship icon on screen when I alt tab out of eve
Dryr Lint > I think there are pirate rifters haunting me
XxPsykosisxX > i get that when i unminimixe EVE
XxPsykosisxX > unminimize*
Dryr Lint > oh hey, I'm not hallucinating it really is there
XxPsykosisxX > yeah lol
Dryr Lint > I'm still crazy I tell you! CRAZY!
BobFromMarketing > And then read war and peace
BobFromMarketing > then when youre done with that read the bill going through congress concerning farming
BobFromMarketing > Then read a few dozen encyclopedias, paperback only. No internet ones
BobFromMarketing > Then skim through the source code for Vista
BobFromMarketing > in binary
BobFromMarketing > And if you still cant find the answer
BobFromMarketing > Read through Eve O
BobFromMarketing > then when youre done with that read the bill going through congress concerning farming
BobFromMarketing > Then read a few dozen encyclopedias, paperback only. No internet ones
BobFromMarketing > Then skim through the source code for Vista
BobFromMarketing > in binary
BobFromMarketing > And if you still cant find the answer
BobFromMarketing > Read through Eve O