Glacier > note to self, do not rub eyes while dicing chilies
Authay > Non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sister's twat, it tastes the same but it just ain't right
ZarnieWoop > are you active to do cyno jumps for me?
Krystian > Stain way point is iffy, you have a cloak on that ship?
Krystian > if not ill bring you one
ZarnieWoop > i have a cloak but makes little diffrence
Cenaurille > a cloaked dreadnaught? O.o
Cenaurille > wouldn't people notice the small moons orbiting it?
Cenaurille > that's like Rosie O'Donnel wearing vertical stripes, you're still fat lady
Krystian > Stain way point is iffy, you have a cloak on that ship?
Krystian > if not ill bring you one
ZarnieWoop > i have a cloak but makes little diffrence
Cenaurille > a cloaked dreadnaught? O.o
Cenaurille > wouldn't people notice the small moons orbiting it?
Cenaurille > that's like Rosie O'Donnel wearing vertical stripes, you're still fat lady
Kilabi > hiho
Kilabi > eve looks cool when having fever
Kilabi > all the bloom effects look nice with water in the eyes of all the coughing
Kilabi > eve looks cool when having fever
Kilabi > all the bloom effects look nice with water in the eyes of all the coughing
Snoopy11 > if we get 200 people I will sing us rebeca black - friday on coms
Super Skunk > yerrrrrr
Helja Helsdottir > and after THAT the fleet will be empty
Super Skunk > yerrrrrr
Helja Helsdottir > and after THAT the fleet will be empty
See'Noff > i feel your pain, my interent god is currently at war with the EVE god.
See'Noff > they punish me with closed sockets all the time
See'Noff > if i dont run to the back of my ship and flush the toilet every 43 seconds i get DC'd
See'Noff > it takes 45 seconds to reach the back of my ship =(
See'Noff > they punish me with closed sockets all the time
See'Noff > if i dont run to the back of my ship and flush the toilet every 43 seconds i get DC'd
See'Noff > it takes 45 seconds to reach the back of my ship =(
Ale Tricio > A Drunk is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
EVE System > Channel changed to Ostingele Local Channel
Snura > is anyone here in Jita ?
Snura > is anyone here in Jita ?
Tensa > man torpedos sure do look pretty
ShadowDraqon > does anyone else see that?
ShadowDraqon > Tensa > MAN TORPEDOES sure do look pretty
ShadowDraqon > >.<
The Kovenant > rofl
The Kovenant > maybe he meant it like a hick?
ShadowDraqon > does anyone else see that?
ShadowDraqon > Tensa > MAN TORPEDOES sure do look pretty
ShadowDraqon > >.<
The Kovenant > rofl
The Kovenant > maybe he meant it like a hick?
Theo Samaritan > Ultimately it doesn't matter
Theo Samaritan > What matters in EVE is a ratio of "craps given" vs "craps made"
Theo Samaritan > I lost a 40m isk frigate a couple days ago.
Theo Samaritan > But that frigate killed 220m of crap
Theo Samaritan > Thus
Theo Samaritan > I have a positive crap ratio.
Theo Samaritan > What matters in EVE is a ratio of "craps given" vs "craps made"
Theo Samaritan > I lost a 40m isk frigate a couple days ago.
Theo Samaritan > But that frigate killed 220m of crap
Theo Samaritan > Thus
Theo Samaritan > I have a positive crap ratio.