Rico Naginata > FU
Rico Naginata > the local thugs love me
Node Crash > Well it ain't for your charming personality, so I'll assume you bend over easily.
Rico Naginata > the local thugs love me
Node Crash > Well it ain't for your charming personality, so I'll assume you bend over easily.
Tareen Kashaar > Best Looking Ship <-- wins
Daerdeae > Ooo heck yueah
Daerdeae > Sexeh Interceptor
Rutger Torranus > oh god tareen
Rutger Torranus > touch me while i think about crusaders!
Tareen Kashaar > mmmh
Tareen Kashaar > like in that spot?
Rutger Torranus > yes, tell me about the negative sig radius bonus too...
Aaemon > hey whos hand is that
Daerdeae > LMAO
Daerdeae > omg....
Rutger Torranus > TAREEN, YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!
* Rutger Torranus slaps Tareen, hitting for 37.9 damage.
Aaemon > nerdiest possible response
Daerdeae > Ooo heck yueah
Daerdeae > Sexeh Interceptor
Rutger Torranus > oh god tareen
Rutger Torranus > touch me while i think about crusaders!
Tareen Kashaar > mmmh
Tareen Kashaar > like in that spot?
Rutger Torranus > yes, tell me about the negative sig radius bonus too...
Aaemon > hey whos hand is that
Daerdeae > LMAO
Daerdeae > omg....
Rutger Torranus > TAREEN, YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!
* Rutger Torranus slaps Tareen, hitting for 37.9 damage.
Aaemon > nerdiest possible response
Mike deVoid > omg. i just read that FRUIT BATS have oral sex...
Zyck > well
Zyck > thank you for sharing
Mike deVoid > this is not the sort of information that stays private.
Zyck > lol
Mike deVoid > its like if you found out your parents had decided to become nudists. its so terrifying you have to share it. instantly halved!
Zyck > lol ok
Mike deVoid > that was a fake example btw.
Zyck > sure sure
Zyck > whatever you say man
Zyck > well
Zyck > thank you for sharing
Mike deVoid > this is not the sort of information that stays private.
Zyck > lol
Mike deVoid > its like if you found out your parents had decided to become nudists. its so terrifying you have to share it. instantly halved!
Zyck > lol ok
Mike deVoid > that was a fake example btw.
Zyck > sure sure
Zyck > whatever you say man
BH Aratoxi > Yes, but I'm doing someone
BH Aratoxi > something**
BH Aratoxi > something**
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
High Sierra > brb..... possibly as someone else........
High Sierra > maybe even my main
High Sierra > but probably not
Colubra > lol
High Sierra > in fact.............
High Sierra > no
Colubra > cya
High Sierra > but then maybe i might stay
High Sierra > or not
High Sierra > or i could just go
High Sierra > OR
High Sierra > I could go and become emo
High Sierra > and rather than log off, just end myself
High Sierra > wrist
Murukan > high sierra you're rambling!
High Sierra > yuh... blood loss does that
High Sierra > uh... guys? it was across for death down for hospital right?
High Sierra > guys?
Dyden Nemor > Other way round
High Sierra > fuck
High Sierra > afk
High Sierra > maybe even my main
High Sierra > but probably not
Colubra > lol
High Sierra > in fact.............
High Sierra > no
Colubra > cya
High Sierra > but then maybe i might stay
High Sierra > or not
High Sierra > or i could just go
High Sierra > OR
High Sierra > I could go and become emo
High Sierra > and rather than log off, just end myself
High Sierra > wrist
Murukan > high sierra you're rambling!
High Sierra > yuh... blood loss does that
High Sierra > uh... guys? it was across for death down for hospital right?
High Sierra > guys?
Dyden Nemor > Other way round
High Sierra > fuck
High Sierra > afk
Khellias> Did I tell you that my corpmates named my Hulk?
Dreadstar Kilron> No..... Do I WANT to know?
Khellias> In honor of the fact that I single-handedly stripped a system completely bare of everything but the Veld and even about half of that over two days, they demanded that I name it after the Tarrasque.
Dreadstar Kilron> LOL
Khellias> Devourer of worlds and all.
Dreadstar Kilron> No..... Do I WANT to know?
Khellias> In honor of the fact that I single-handedly stripped a system completely bare of everything but the Veld and even about half of that over two days, they demanded that I name it after the Tarrasque.
Dreadstar Kilron> LOL
Khellias> Devourer of worlds and all.
olddone > nice hits
olddone > sorry not here to play tonight, kind of busy
Sadist > travel setup, hauling goods?
Sadist > not in the mood?
Sadist > have to get up early tomorrow?
Sadist > That and more in our best selling book "1001 excuses for an ASCN pilot"
olddone > sorry not here to play tonight, kind of busy
Sadist > travel setup, hauling goods?
Sadist > not in the mood?
Sadist > have to get up early tomorrow?
Sadist > That and more in our best selling book "1001 excuses for an ASCN pilot"
Carr Lan > I tried to salvage a minmitar ship for an hour today, untill the pilot told me to stop following him around
Kingsley II > Stupid drones
Kingsley II > they split upthey
Olan Draselac > well, even though they're not together anymore
Olan Draselac > just know that they still love you
Kingsley II > lol
Olan Draselac > and them splitting up isn't your fault
Major Carnage > lol
Olan Draselac > your still their litle guy
Kingsley II > they split upthey
Olan Draselac > well, even though they're not together anymore
Olan Draselac > just know that they still love you
Kingsley II > lol
Olan Draselac > and them splitting up isn't your fault
Major Carnage > lol
Olan Draselac > your still their litle guy