dirk_johnwood: Cold -> Sinus Infection -> Two ear infections > Strep throat > Pinkeye in both eyes.
Zuju: > doom
dirk_johnwood: all in 4 days
Chris Vattic: Did you have a date with the Pestilence horseman of apocalypse? Christ
Zuju: So which heathen god did you annoy? Nurgle?
dirk_johnwood: No clue, I'm just glad it's kind of over. I just can't swallow yet
Chris Vattic: [insert innuendo]
Liam Jacobs: thats what she said
Zuju: :rimshot:
Zuju: and now tradik will say "Damn you Kesper!"
dirk_johnwood: imagine swallowing but only getting half of what you normally do down, then choking. Shit sucks.
Zuju [prax]: The innuendo just got worse
dirk_johnwood: Then my nose.
Liam Jacobs: wow
Zuju: again
Sarkelias Anophius: into the rabbit hole, folks
Zuju: and he just invented golf
dirk_johnwood: Glad the oozing is over too
Zuju: > doom
dirk_johnwood: all in 4 days
Chris Vattic: Did you have a date with the Pestilence horseman of apocalypse? Christ
Zuju: So which heathen god did you annoy? Nurgle?
dirk_johnwood: No clue, I'm just glad it's kind of over. I just can't swallow yet
Chris Vattic: [insert innuendo]
Liam Jacobs: thats what she said
Zuju: :rimshot:
Zuju: and now tradik will say "Damn you Kesper!"
dirk_johnwood: imagine swallowing but only getting half of what you normally do down, then choking. Shit sucks.
Zuju [prax]: The innuendo just got worse
dirk_johnwood: Then my nose.
Liam Jacobs: wow
Zuju: again
Sarkelias Anophius: into the rabbit hole, folks
Zuju: and he just invented golf
dirk_johnwood: Glad the oozing is over too
Anette Inhonores > /emote climbs on Rek's shoulders
Rek Jaiga > /emote is now bearing a child on his shoulders>Been there, done that.
Rek Jaiga > Want a toy plane to play with? Uh huh, yeah. I go there
Anette Inhonores > /emote snaps Rek's neck with her thighs for suggesting such an infantile activity
Anette Inhonores > /emote is ten, not five!
Anette Inhonores > er, eleven.
Valerie Valate > thighs :o
Valerie Valate > /emote condemns this Gallente unrighteousness
Yuhe Hepimeki > /emote just got a vision of Seriphyn as a father > " Yes, Anette dear, this is how we learn in the Marines to snap people's necks."
Valerie Valate > in the more civilised regions of the universe, young ladies only learn to snap people's necks with their thighs when they're 18.
Valerie Valate > also, how to smother people with boobs.
Rek Jaiga > /emote is now bearing a child on his shoulders>Been there, done that.
Rek Jaiga > Want a toy plane to play with? Uh huh, yeah. I go there
Anette Inhonores > /emote snaps Rek's neck with her thighs for suggesting such an infantile activity
Anette Inhonores > /emote is ten, not five!
Anette Inhonores > er, eleven.
Valerie Valate > thighs :o
Valerie Valate > /emote condemns this Gallente unrighteousness
Yuhe Hepimeki > /emote just got a vision of Seriphyn as a father > " Yes, Anette dear, this is how we learn in the Marines to snap people's necks."
Valerie Valate > in the more civilised regions of the universe, young ladies only learn to snap people's necks with their thighs when they're 18.
Valerie Valate > also, how to smother people with boobs.
Lumari > Minmatar ships are never destoryed, they only turn into smaller minmatar ships
Test Ctrl > they shouldnt be mining
Test Ctrl > whining*
Promon Delnai > and im probably missing a few big ones
Test Ctrl > wtf :
Alekzander > and i just hosed my monitor in snot
Promon Delnai > lol that was an eve slip
Test Ctrl > whining*
Promon Delnai > and im probably missing a few big ones
Test Ctrl > wtf :
Alekzander > and i just hosed my monitor in snot
Promon Delnai > lol that was an eve slip
Fin DePaix > Im wearing my gay boxers
Marogian > wtf?!
Fin DePaix > I have this bad habit of never throwing clothes away so I have these boxers that had a hole in the ass and it just got bigger and bigger
Fin DePaix > now there is like no ass in them
Marogian > o.0
Marogian > And you decided to tell me...because? o.0
Marogian > wtf?!
Fin DePaix > I have this bad habit of never throwing clothes away so I have these boxers that had a hole in the ass and it just got bigger and bigger
Fin DePaix > now there is like no ass in them
Marogian > o.0
Marogian > And you decided to tell me...because? o.0
Matrixion > sooooooooooo
Matrixion > where we mining?
Mores DeVoid > my pants
Leliel Dirac > yea, Mores has lots of Roids in his pants.
Mores DeVoid > damn
Matrixion > where we mining?
Mores DeVoid > my pants
Leliel Dirac > yea, Mores has lots of Roids in his pants.
Mores DeVoid > damn
Lynx Amurie > Why does everyone bump me?
Gammus Arterius > Is your ship named "Thread"?
Gammus Arterius > Is your ship named "Thread"?
Azia Burgi > according to einstein its like a big rubber sheet
Azia Burgi > with weights on it
Azia Burgi > or something
Omantus > oh. not like the rubber sheet on my bed then
Azia Burgi > TMI! TMI!!!!!
Pegasus TG > err, no
Omantus > whew. would hate to think I was sometimes pi**ing all over the universe
Azia Burgi > the bigger the weight (celestial body) the more it distorts the rubber sheet (space-time continuum)
Pegasus TG > works for the bed too
Omantus > ....
Omantus > u calling me fat Azia?
Pegasus TG > hmm
Azia Burgi > no comment
Omantus > :(
Azia Burgi > "your so fat you warp time and space!"
Omantus > ....
Monty Haul > Rubber sheet analogy is no good; it presupposes a force
Omantus > is gravity not a force?
Azia Burgi > but it works when explaining stuff to physics n00bs
Monty Haul > Gravity is obviously a force. A rubber sheet is not a good description
Morat Starhopper > rubber sheet was to explain gravity forces
Pegasus TG > actually I think rubber sheet was on his bed
Monty Haul > Haha!
Monty Haul > Score
Morat Starhopper > that wasnt mentioned at school
Azia Burgi > well until they invent a 3D rubber sheet to demonstrate how gravity distorts space i'm sticking to the 2d rubber sheet
Azia Burgi > no wait!
Pegasus TG > lol
Azia Burgi > ignore the last line
Omantus > ewwww
Azia Burgi > /emote shudderrs
Pegasus TG > too late, way too late
Azia Burgi > i feel dirty now...
Pegasus TG > rofl
Azia Burgi > with weights on it
Azia Burgi > or something
Omantus > oh. not like the rubber sheet on my bed then
Azia Burgi > TMI! TMI!!!!!
Pegasus TG > err, no
Omantus > whew. would hate to think I was sometimes pi**ing all over the universe
Azia Burgi > the bigger the weight (celestial body) the more it distorts the rubber sheet (space-time continuum)
Pegasus TG > works for the bed too
Omantus > ....
Omantus > u calling me fat Azia?
Pegasus TG > hmm
Azia Burgi > no comment
Omantus > :(
Azia Burgi > "your so fat you warp time and space!"
Omantus > ....
Monty Haul > Rubber sheet analogy is no good; it presupposes a force
Omantus > is gravity not a force?
Azia Burgi > but it works when explaining stuff to physics n00bs
Monty Haul > Gravity is obviously a force. A rubber sheet is not a good description
Morat Starhopper > rubber sheet was to explain gravity forces
Pegasus TG > actually I think rubber sheet was on his bed
Monty Haul > Haha!
Monty Haul > Score
Morat Starhopper > that wasnt mentioned at school
Azia Burgi > well until they invent a 3D rubber sheet to demonstrate how gravity distorts space i'm sticking to the 2d rubber sheet
Azia Burgi > no wait!
Pegasus TG > lol
Azia Burgi > ignore the last line
Omantus > ewwww
Azia Burgi > /emote shudderrs
Pegasus TG > too late, way too late
Azia Burgi > i feel dirty now...
Pegasus TG > rofl
Laverda > The advent of Netscape forced me to learn to use a mouse with my left hand and not looking
Karasu Kaizoku > pr0n?
Dmitri Jukoff > hahaha! :D
Number Purple > lol
Karasu Kaizoku > pr0n?
Dmitri Jukoff > hahaha! :D
Number Purple > lol
NetNeutrality > The concern last time was having the right kind of food
NetNeutrality > dps8
NetNeutrality > dammit*
Meisje > lololol
Meisje > hungry net?
NetNeutrality > my mom was talking about food
NetNeutrality > and that's what I typed
NetNeutrality > dps8
NetNeutrality > dammit*
Meisje > lololol
Meisje > hungry net?
NetNeutrality > my mom was talking about food
NetNeutrality > and that's what I typed