Raena Valente > God I love this game, where else could I say "I cant pee! Its not safe around here!!"...
Quinti Aurelius > So dante, want to hear a funny story ?
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.
Recusor> Someone told me once that Samuel L. Jackson plays EVE.
Static Kinetics> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Static Kinetics> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... ohoho that was the best laugh ive had in a while.
Recusor>Thats what I said too.
Static Kinetics> I would crap myself laughing
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GURISTAS"
Recusor> "IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DEADSPACE"
Static Kinetics> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Static Kinetics> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... ohoho that was the best laugh ive had in a while.
Recusor>Thats what I said too.
Static Kinetics> I would crap myself laughing
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GURISTAS"
Recusor> "IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DEADSPACE"
Xune > omgdamm
Xune > my folder was reset after the crash
Xune > now i need to accept evry fuck again >_<
Xune > and i already know next ship loose i get podkiolled becouse of the freaking tuturial poping up telling me i need to warp my pod to safety
GATORAN > "Hi! I'm clippy, your new ship's computer! It looks like you're tryingto get podkilled!"
Xune > my folder was reset after the crash
Xune > now i need to accept evry fuck again >_<
Xune > and i already know next ship loose i get podkiolled becouse of the freaking tuturial poping up telling me i need to warp my pod to safety
GATORAN > "Hi! I'm clippy, your new ship's computer! It looks like you're tryingto get podkilled!"
Azia Burgi > LOL! i just saw someone in local called "My ship"
Azia Burgi > imagine in PvP...
Devlin Fox > lol.. "Primary my ship...urmm...shit!"
Sotiyo > Yes, looking at the logs and seeing "hits my ship for x damage"
Azia Burgi > yeah!
Zoukanix > 'attack ... my ship...'
Azia Burgi > /emote dies laughing
Azia Burgi > imagine in PvP...
Devlin Fox > lol.. "Primary my ship...urmm...shit!"
Sotiyo > Yes, looking at the logs and seeing "hits my ship for x damage"
Azia Burgi > yeah!
Zoukanix > 'attack ... my ship...'
Azia Burgi > /emote dies laughing
DeathHawkTheMad > Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad
<Levin> mostly i dont want to go duel you on a fresh install and new video card
<Levin> just to have the usual 57843562043523 warnings and shit
<Levin> do you REALLY want to shoot that guy?
<Levin> REALLY REALLY?
<Sadist> yes, esp. during an inty duel
<Levin> yeah
<Sadist> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE THE TARGETING TUTORIAL NOW?
<Levin> YOU ARE IN A POD
<Levin> YOU SHOULD DOCK BEFORE YOU GET PODDED
<Levin> YOU ARE IN THE CLONE BAY
<Levin> WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE CLONE TUTORIAL?
<Levin> just to have the usual 57843562043523 warnings and shit
<Levin> do you REALLY want to shoot that guy?
<Levin> REALLY REALLY?
<Sadist> yes, esp. during an inty duel
<Levin> yeah
<Sadist> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE THE TARGETING TUTORIAL NOW?
<Levin> YOU ARE IN A POD
<Levin> YOU SHOULD DOCK BEFORE YOU GET PODDED
<Levin> YOU ARE IN THE CLONE BAY
<Levin> WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE CLONE TUTORIAL?
Belfalas > i want to remove pos from the game
Belfalas > they are like children
Pilk > Whiny, needy, and not-very-well-thought-out?
Belfalas > and every 2 days they vomit stuff you have to pick up
Belfalas > they are like children
Pilk > Whiny, needy, and not-very-well-thought-out?
Belfalas > and every 2 days they vomit stuff you have to pick up
Garia666 > can someone please ask tyler if he remove the block
Garia666 > he blocked meh
Darth Tom > tyler
BurNa > lol
Darth Tom > did you remove the block on garia
Tyleritus > ?
Garia666 > you blocked meh you mofo
Garia666 > can you read this?
Tyleritus > whos blocked garia
Darth Tom > can u see garia typing
Garia666 > YOU!
Tyleritus > no
Garia666 > ffs
Tyleritus > i havnt blocked him
Darth Tom > rofl
Chronoz > LOL
Garia666 > he doesnt even knows it
Tyleritus > ah i think it was accident lol
Garia666 > ffs
Garia666 > hehe
Chronoz > hehe
Tyleritus > sorry gar
Garia666 > yeah yeah
Tyleritus > I just thought he was afk ;p
Chronoz > NOOB! ;P
Garia666 > he blocked meh
Darth Tom > tyler
BurNa > lol
Darth Tom > did you remove the block on garia
Tyleritus > ?
Garia666 > you blocked meh you mofo
Garia666 > can you read this?
Tyleritus > whos blocked garia
Darth Tom > can u see garia typing
Garia666 > YOU!
Tyleritus > no
Garia666 > ffs
Tyleritus > i havnt blocked him
Darth Tom > rofl
Chronoz > LOL
Garia666 > he doesnt even knows it
Tyleritus > ah i think it was accident lol
Garia666 > ffs
Garia666 > hehe
Chronoz > hehe
Tyleritus > sorry gar
Garia666 > yeah yeah
Tyleritus > I just thought he was afk ;p
Chronoz > NOOB! ;P
Dragonsoul > 3 days 20 hours and wanking o/
Dragonsoul > shit im mean waiting -.-
Dragonsoul > i*
Thorn Glawer > Uh huh... paging Dr. Freud...
Dragonsoul > shit im mean waiting -.-
Dragonsoul > i*
Thorn Glawer > Uh huh... paging Dr. Freud...