<Solor> ahh its quiet, talk people
<Mort> I like pancakes.
<Strids> iam eating pancakes rightnow!
<Mort> I knew it. i wanted to freak you out.
<Solor> least its not waffles
<Mort> Im outside, stealing your lightbulbs.
<Solor> those lightbulbs are fake
<Mort> LIES!
<Strids> the cake is a lie!
<Strids> who want to be a pink marshmallow? :S
<Solor> mort obviously
<Strids> thats a lie
<Mort> only if I could swallow things, crap them out, and maintian their abilities.
<Solor> only the cake is a lie
<Adria> thank you for participating in this CCP hf enrichment center activity!
<Adria> we do what we must because we can
<Mort> I crap because I must, not because I can.
<Adria> i'd crap because i can
<Solor> if you didnt have to would you crap?
<Mort> nope, but it depends on how I exceted things.
<Mort> Im not getting a collastomy bag for the hell of it.
<Mort> I like pancakes.
<Strids> iam eating pancakes rightnow!
<Mort> I knew it. i wanted to freak you out.
<Solor> least its not waffles
<Mort> Im outside, stealing your lightbulbs.
<Solor> those lightbulbs are fake
<Mort> LIES!
<Strids> the cake is a lie!
<Strids> who want to be a pink marshmallow? :S
<Solor> mort obviously
<Strids> thats a lie
<Mort> only if I could swallow things, crap them out, and maintian their abilities.
<Solor> only the cake is a lie
<Adria> thank you for participating in this CCP hf enrichment center activity!
<Adria> we do what we must because we can
<Mort> I crap because I must, not because I can.
<Adria> i'd crap because i can
<Solor> if you didnt have to would you crap?
<Mort> nope, but it depends on how I exceted things.
<Mort> Im not getting a collastomy bag for the hell of it.
Lamorte DeTout > wow, it's like my old hotmail account, but only with more spam
Missus Fantastic > yeah, you better give the undercarriage a good scrub in case you get lucky
Mr Inevitability > if you dont love the drake you can get booted by CCP
Pliskkenn> Lol Verone
Allant Doran> i could tell that was him, he just LOOKS noocassel
Pliskkenn> Hahaha
Allant Doran> slightly receeded hair, wonky features like he's always recovering from a fight.
Allant Doran> i could tell that was him, he just LOOKS noocassel
Pliskkenn> Hahaha
Allant Doran> slightly receeded hair, wonky features like he's always recovering from a fight.
<@HellGremlin> If I own cats, I'll own like, 15, and say I'm one of those charity animal people
<@HellGremlin> So I get all the pussy.
<@HellGremlin> IN BOTH MEANINGS
<GAC> and fleas
<@HellGremlin> IF U KNOW WAT I MEANIN
<@HellGremlin> No I'll de-flea them
<GAC> you'd need a sheep dip for 15
<@HellGremlin> And de-any-other-body-part-that-pisses-me-off
<@HellGremlin> Cats are pretty fickle
<@HellGremlin> Gotta trim them to make them workable
<@HellGremlin> Males? goodbye testicles
<@HellGremlin> sorry guys but you pee everywhere with em
<@HellGremlin> All genders? goodbye claws
<@HellGremlin> My furniture > you as far as value is concerned
<@HellGremlin> Act like a dick?
<@HellGremlin> I'll just fucking punch you
<@HellGremlin> I have no problems punching a cat.
<@HellGremlin> So I get all the pussy.
<@HellGremlin> IN BOTH MEANINGS
<GAC> and fleas
<@HellGremlin> IF U KNOW WAT I MEANIN
<@HellGremlin> No I'll de-flea them
<GAC> you'd need a sheep dip for 15
<@HellGremlin> And de-any-other-body-part-that-pisses-me-off
<@HellGremlin> Cats are pretty fickle
<@HellGremlin> Gotta trim them to make them workable
<@HellGremlin> Males? goodbye testicles
<@HellGremlin> sorry guys but you pee everywhere with em
<@HellGremlin> All genders? goodbye claws
<@HellGremlin> My furniture > you as far as value is concerned
<@HellGremlin> Act like a dick?
<@HellGremlin> I'll just fucking punch you
<@HellGremlin> I have no problems punching a cat.
AtheistOfFail > can't wait to see people come to the sun and blob me :)
Jack Folstam > well, they'll blob lite
Jack Folstam > 70% less calories
AtheistOfFail > more like 70% less caldari :)
Jack Folstam > well, they'll blob lite
Jack Folstam > 70% less calories
AtheistOfFail > more like 70% less caldari :)
ZergRushJohnny > I get sick of seeing the same unchanging modal get hit in exactly the same spot with every single weapon I fire at it, even those that miss.
ZergRushJohnny > it might as well be a text game
ZergRushJohnny > > Kill ship
ZergRushJohnny > > Damaging enemy ship |----=======|
ZergRushJohnny > |--==========|
ZergRushJohnny > |===========|
ZergRushJohnny > enemy ship destroyed
ZergRushJohnny > o/
ZergRushJohnny > -_-
ZergRushJohnny > it might as well be a text game
ZergRushJohnny > > Kill ship
ZergRushJohnny > > Damaging enemy ship |----=======|
ZergRushJohnny > |--==========|
ZergRushJohnny > |===========|
ZergRushJohnny > enemy ship destroyed
ZergRushJohnny > o/
ZergRushJohnny > -_-
War Hawk99 > how do i kill jumpclones?
War Hawk99 > other than podding myself
dibblebill > By masturbating furiously
Niniel Cerva > that only gives hairs on your hands :p
War Hawk99 > other than podding myself
dibblebill > By masturbating furiously
Niniel Cerva > that only gives hairs on your hands :p
Zendane > Dear lord, I have one of my best miners on a choke chain because he wants to take a T3 ship and annihilate whatever he can :)