Allant Doran > awesome, somebody left a present for me in the toilet
Pliskkenn > Did you open it?
Allant Doran > if by open it you mean fired pee at it until it split, then yes
Pliskkenn > High pressure pee
Allant Doran > it's basically a laser
Pliskkenn > Did you open it?
Allant Doran > if by open it you mean fired pee at it until it split, then yes
Pliskkenn > High pressure pee
Allant Doran > it's basically a laser
dhart > You guys are so insensitive to this poor brave care bear, And its giving me a boner.
<Challis> it is always amusing to look up Gottii's titles
<Gottii> oh God...what has she done now..<logs in>
<Eva> It would be so awesome if I could set Gottii's title through Eve Gate
<ulf-phone> Back when I was still able, I was going to change Eva's title to "Titular oppressor" but Matariki talked me out of it
<Eva> :D Matariki is wise
<Eva> Besides, there's nothing oppressive about my...
<ulf-phone> See, I knew it would count as a straight line :)
<Gottii> oh God...what has she done now..<logs in>
<Eva> It would be so awesome if I could set Gottii's title through Eve Gate
<ulf-phone> Back when I was still able, I was going to change Eva's title to "Titular oppressor" but Matariki talked me out of it
<Eva> :D Matariki is wise
<Eva> Besides, there's nothing oppressive about my...
<ulf-phone> See, I knew it would count as a straight line :)
Pallidum pets Entity.
Entity purrs
<+Pallidum> :D
<+Ulviirala> oh look, he puts his tail up, like a real cat! :D
Entity purrs
<+Pallidum> :D
<+Ulviirala> oh look, he puts his tail up, like a real cat! :D
Ghost Hunter > mom come quick - verone got turned into a TV again
ZZ Stop > There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin,
You must pay to get out of it too
Who filled her vagina with glue.
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin,
You must pay to get out of it too
Gecko Shadow > god im fucking bored
Golakka > no isk?
Gecko Shadow > nope, no ship
Golakka > want my hulk?
Gecko Shadow > no im good
Golakka > i salvaged parts from some nubs hulk wreck
Gecko Shadow > i hate you
Golakka > no isk?
Gecko Shadow > nope, no ship
Golakka > want my hulk?
Gecko Shadow > no im good
Golakka > i salvaged parts from some nubs hulk wreck
Gecko Shadow > i hate you
angient > Anything goin on?
Karrth moonblade > dunno I'm not in 0.0 atm
Durgar Tulan > im sure theres something going on
Berneh > "these are not the goings on you are looking for"
Tochimo > I think that's Nerd for go away =P
Karrth moonblade > dunno I'm not in 0.0 atm
Durgar Tulan > im sure theres something going on
Berneh > "these are not the goings on you are looking for"
Tochimo > I think that's Nerd for go away =P
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> i asked my brother how his new ""girlfriend" looked like
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> and he gave me a description of how she cummed 11 times while he only did 3 times
<+zoic> well, he didn't actually say what she looked like. And sounds like he just watched and rewinded a porn clip :P
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> and he gave me a description of how she cummed 11 times while he only did 3 times
<+zoic> well, he didn't actually say what she looked like. And sounds like he just watched and rewinded a porn clip :P
uppgift > Hey lister
Lister ofSMEG > hi upp
uppgift > they have finally made a lightsaber:P
Lister ofSMEG > do tell
uppgift > http://www.wickedlasers.com/
uppgift > apperently it will cause instant blindness and can burn skin
Lister ofSMEG > what the hell do you use this for
Lister ofSMEG > not a toy
uppgift > i have no idea
Sabastian Furia > why do you have to use it for anything?
uppgift > i think the local obi wan we have here would buy one:P
Tribisha > hehe.. I love their comparison chart
Tribisha > Burning Power: Make holes in black trash bags, pop dark colored balloons.. etc
Tribisha > lol
uppgift > lol
Lister ofSMEG > so its a $200 toy they you need safety googles for and that at its most efffective, allows you to go to war with an ants nest
Sabastian Furia > so you ordered 3?
Loquatos > wasnt there a 1000$ model to
Tribisha > I can understand its usefulness in extreme sports and stuff like survival courses etc.. but for every tom, dick and harry.. not so sure :)
uppgift > yeah it should not be sold
Tribisha > then again.. not every tom, dick and harry has $1300 to throw at a "fun toy" :).. oh wait.. how many PS3's sold on release day? :)
Legendalpha > hey i know tom dick and harry and they would love one
Legendalpha > along with moe larry and curly
Sabastian Furia > love those guys
Lister ofSMEG > local astromomy clubs where using the green laser due to its thight beam. allowed them to point to what they were looking at
uppgift > yeah laser has its usefullness but not for for tom, dick, harry, moe, larry or curly
Legendalpha > oh now the boys could find more uses for it than anyone else i bet
uppgift > oh yeah and now when the news talk about how dangerus its is everyone's gonna want one
Legendalpha > oooo can it slice cake or cheese
uppgift > na just burn it
Sabastian Furia > cake? /me gets credit card
Tribisha > it can pop balloons.. think of all the little children's brithday parties you could ruin :)
uppgift > im reading the comments on the articel about it and someone said" got the laster today, fun to start the grill with"
Tribisha > "fun to start my cigarette with.. oh but be careful not to blind yourself or burn a hole through your left nostril" :)
Sabastian Furia > apparently the right nostril is not affected?
Lister ofSMEG > hi upp
uppgift > they have finally made a lightsaber:P
Lister ofSMEG > do tell
uppgift > http://www.wickedlasers.com/
uppgift > apperently it will cause instant blindness and can burn skin
Lister ofSMEG > what the hell do you use this for
Lister ofSMEG > not a toy
uppgift > i have no idea
Sabastian Furia > why do you have to use it for anything?
uppgift > i think the local obi wan we have here would buy one:P
Tribisha > hehe.. I love their comparison chart
Tribisha > Burning Power: Make holes in black trash bags, pop dark colored balloons.. etc
Tribisha > lol
uppgift > lol
Lister ofSMEG > so its a $200 toy they you need safety googles for and that at its most efffective, allows you to go to war with an ants nest
Sabastian Furia > so you ordered 3?
Loquatos > wasnt there a 1000$ model to
Tribisha > I can understand its usefulness in extreme sports and stuff like survival courses etc.. but for every tom, dick and harry.. not so sure :)
uppgift > yeah it should not be sold
Tribisha > then again.. not every tom, dick and harry has $1300 to throw at a "fun toy" :).. oh wait.. how many PS3's sold on release day? :)
Legendalpha > hey i know tom dick and harry and they would love one
Legendalpha > along with moe larry and curly
Sabastian Furia > love those guys
Lister ofSMEG > local astromomy clubs where using the green laser due to its thight beam. allowed them to point to what they were looking at
uppgift > yeah laser has its usefullness but not for for tom, dick, harry, moe, larry or curly
Legendalpha > oh now the boys could find more uses for it than anyone else i bet
uppgift > oh yeah and now when the news talk about how dangerus its is everyone's gonna want one
Legendalpha > oooo can it slice cake or cheese
uppgift > na just burn it
Sabastian Furia > cake? /me gets credit card
Tribisha > it can pop balloons.. think of all the little children's brithday parties you could ruin :)
uppgift > im reading the comments on the articel about it and someone said" got the laster today, fun to start the grill with"
Tribisha > "fun to start my cigarette with.. oh but be careful not to blind yourself or burn a hole through your left nostril" :)
Sabastian Furia > apparently the right nostril is not affected?