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kurupt21O > thgre should be one big fight against caldari minimar gallente and amarr.... omg who would win???
Guhmar > Chuck NOrris
Guhmar > sorry, I coudln't resist
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Guhmar: that is off-topic, and also out of season, chuck norris jokes are old
Junzou > Chuck Norris jokes are never old
Jai Zen > Chuck Norris jokes are never old!
Junzou > The only person who says chuck Norris jokes are old is Chuck Norris
Junzou > who can say*
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Junzou: still off topic, and that logic would make me chuck norris, and as chuck norris i command you to get back on topic
kurupt21O > thgre should be one big fight against caldari minimar gallente and amarr.... omg who would win???
Guhmar > Chuck NOrris
Guhmar > sorry, I coudln't resist
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Guhmar: that is off-topic, and also out of season, chuck norris jokes are old
Junzou > Chuck Norris jokes are never old
Jai Zen > Chuck Norris jokes are never old!
Junzou > The only person who says chuck Norris jokes are old is Chuck Norris
Junzou > who can say*
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Junzou: still off topic, and that logic would make me chuck norris, and as chuck norris i command you to get back on topic
tru drksniper > only game worth its salt now a days is hello kitty island adventure
tru drksniper > but i cant afford it
tru drksniper > so im stuck in eve
tru drksniper > but i cant afford it
tru drksniper > so im stuck in eve
Rooker > is it laggy today? i've told it twice to strip the fittings and nothing's come off yet
Firespirit > maybe its shy
Firespirit > turn around
Rooker > :P
Firespirit > maybe its shy
Firespirit > turn around
Rooker > :P
Raena Valente > God I love this game, where else could I say "I cant pee! Its not safe around here!!"...
Quinti Aurelius > So dante, want to hear a funny story ?
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.
Recusor> Someone told me once that Samuel L. Jackson plays EVE.
Static Kinetics> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Static Kinetics> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... ohoho that was the best laugh ive had in a while.
Recusor>Thats what I said too.
Static Kinetics> I would crap myself laughing
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GURISTAS"
Recusor> "IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DEADSPACE"
Static Kinetics> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Static Kinetics> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... ohoho that was the best laugh ive had in a while.
Recusor>Thats what I said too.
Static Kinetics> I would crap myself laughing
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GURISTAS"
Recusor> "IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DEADSPACE"
Naphtalia > did you just die?
Katharina DeMatier > yes....
Naphtalia > if you got killed while ransommed we will pay back the ransom
Naphtalia > Find the concord mail, and select all and copy it to a mail to me
Katharina DeMatier > i gave them 60million...
Katharina DeMatier > one moment not yet arrived
Katharina DeMatier > just the insurance mail
Naphtalia > yeh, I need the killmail to see who killed you so I can pay you back the isk
Katharina DeMatier > i got no killmail i down know why
Naphtalia > Did you do anything before you died? like self-destruct or jetison?
Katharina DeMatier > self-destruct
Katharina DeMatier > i remember now
Naphtalia > ok.. that explains it
Naphtalia > you paid a ransom and then self-destructed?
Katharina DeMatier > i want to kill myself in this moment ;)
Katharina DeMatier > so i dont get the money back i think? ^^
Naphtalia > no
Katharina DeMatier > yes....
Naphtalia > if you got killed while ransommed we will pay back the ransom
Naphtalia > Find the concord mail, and select all and copy it to a mail to me
Katharina DeMatier > i gave them 60million...
Katharina DeMatier > one moment not yet arrived
Katharina DeMatier > just the insurance mail
Naphtalia > yeh, I need the killmail to see who killed you so I can pay you back the isk
Katharina DeMatier > i got no killmail i down know why
Naphtalia > Did you do anything before you died? like self-destruct or jetison?
Katharina DeMatier > self-destruct
Katharina DeMatier > i remember now
Naphtalia > ok.. that explains it
Naphtalia > you paid a ransom and then self-destructed?
Katharina DeMatier > i want to kill myself in this moment ;)
Katharina DeMatier > so i dont get the money back i think? ^^
Naphtalia > no
DeathHawkTheMad > Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad
<Levin> mostly i dont want to go duel you on a fresh install and new video card
<Levin> just to have the usual 57843562043523 warnings and shit
<Levin> do you REALLY want to shoot that guy?
<Levin> REALLY REALLY?
<Sadist> yes, esp. during an inty duel
<Levin> yeah
<Sadist> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE THE TARGETING TUTORIAL NOW?
<Levin> YOU ARE IN A POD
<Levin> YOU SHOULD DOCK BEFORE YOU GET PODDED
<Levin> YOU ARE IN THE CLONE BAY
<Levin> WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE CLONE TUTORIAL?
<Levin> just to have the usual 57843562043523 warnings and shit
<Levin> do you REALLY want to shoot that guy?
<Levin> REALLY REALLY?
<Sadist> yes, esp. during an inty duel
<Levin> yeah
<Sadist> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE THE TARGETING TUTORIAL NOW?
<Levin> YOU ARE IN A POD
<Levin> YOU SHOULD DOCK BEFORE YOU GET PODDED
<Levin> YOU ARE IN THE CLONE BAY
<Levin> WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE CLONE TUTORIAL?
Belfalas > i want to remove pos from the game
Belfalas > they are like children
Pilk > Whiny, needy, and not-very-well-thought-out?
Belfalas > and every 2 days they vomit stuff you have to pick up
Belfalas > they are like children
Pilk > Whiny, needy, and not-very-well-thought-out?
Belfalas > and every 2 days they vomit stuff you have to pick up