Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Par'Nabuk > "Notify: You cannot attack a target that is no longer present. Please aquire another target. If no suitable targets are available lock a gang mate and try again."
Par'Nabuk > sounds kinda like american foreign policy
Par'Nabuk > sounds kinda like american foreign policy
Traches > i was always of the opinion that if they didn't want us to illegally download music, movies, games, or programs they really should not have called it piracy
Traches > yarr :)
Traches > yarr :)
Tergazzi > wow my little 200mm autocannon is a bad mother..... doing 30damage :)
Crydol > trying rolling down the window and sneezing, may do more damage
Crydol > trying rolling down the window and sneezing, may do more damage
Arion Iscallion > to see the new hot cgi vid CCP made, hold down the control key and type quaffe
AANGA > the tourists in my hanger said they were going to get upset if I dindt let the prisoners out for their daily exercise- then the fking refugees jumped in and said they felt like the slaves in the other room
AANGA > and the janitors and elite janitors bitched about having to clean up livestock poo
AANGA > so I broke out the spiced wine and spirits and they'reall happy
Windsoord Maelstrom > pfft give them some exotic dancers
AANGA > the marines had them arrested for indescent exposure
ma'eul > wait
ma'eul > what happaned to the damsel in distress then?
AANGA > the slaver hounds ate her
AANGA > and the janitors and elite janitors bitched about having to clean up livestock poo
AANGA > so I broke out the spiced wine and spirits and they'reall happy
Windsoord Maelstrom > pfft give them some exotic dancers
AANGA > the marines had them arrested for indescent exposure
ma'eul > wait
ma'eul > what happaned to the damsel in distress then?
AANGA > the slaver hounds ate her
Tnam > its heizenbergs uncertainty principle, if you observe an expensive russian ship, it has already logged off
Dangermouse DM > we need to get out more
Davion Vrynn > But...
Davion Vrynn > but...
Davion Vrynn > It's SCARY out there, DM!!!
Davion Vrynn > Have you looked lately?
Dangermouse DM > the sunlight burns my pasty playstation tan
Davion Vrynn > There are like.... people... and you can go up to them in person, and see them as they speak to you
*Davion Vrynn shudders
Alerean > not in a chatbox? you're making this stuff up
Recusor > I didnt like RL myself
Recusor > the graphics werent good enough and bloom could have been better
Davion Vrynn > But...
Davion Vrynn > but...
Davion Vrynn > It's SCARY out there, DM!!!
Davion Vrynn > Have you looked lately?
Dangermouse DM > the sunlight burns my pasty playstation tan
Davion Vrynn > There are like.... people... and you can go up to them in person, and see them as they speak to you
*Davion Vrynn shudders
Alerean > not in a chatbox? you're making this stuff up
Recusor > I didnt like RL myself
Recusor > the graphics werent good enough and bloom could have been better
Saint Lazarus > I invented mammydon cause I was so fuckin sick of tryin to spell myrmyiWHATEVER
Truam > Myrmidon
Saint Lazarus > shut up
Truam > Myrmidon
Saint Lazarus > shut up
Miranda Keyes > i can pilot a megathron
Theo Samaritan > =/
timstride > you are 2 weeks old
timstride > and you can fly a battleship?
Miranda Keyes > yeah
timstride > Dont you even think about it
timstride > I will send Theo after you if you get in a BS before 6 months
Theo Samaritan > yarr
Miranda Keyes > why?
timstride > Over to Theo
Theo Samaritan > its like having sex at 12 years old. Your body may be ready, but you're still gonna be shit at it
Theo Samaritan > =/
timstride > you are 2 weeks old
timstride > and you can fly a battleship?
Miranda Keyes > yeah
timstride > Dont you even think about it
timstride > I will send Theo after you if you get in a BS before 6 months
Theo Samaritan > yarr
Miranda Keyes > why?
timstride > Over to Theo
Theo Samaritan > its like having sex at 12 years old. Your body may be ready, but you're still gonna be shit at it