Eddieguin Renalard > I find the particles that behave differently depending on whether or not they are being observed very.... untrustworthy
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Jason Marshall > THIS IS MY LAST SITE
Jason Marshall > WIFE IS NAKED
Jason Marshall > HOLY SHIT
Jason Marshall > KILL THESE DELTOLES NOW
Jason Marshall > NO SHES LEANING IN THE HALLWAY STARING
Jason Marshall > IM EAITHER DEAD OR GETTING LAID AGAIN
Jason Marshall > WIFE IS NAKED
Jason Marshall > HOLY SHIT
Jason Marshall > KILL THESE DELTOLES NOW
Jason Marshall > NO SHES LEANING IN THE HALLWAY STARING
Jason Marshall > IM EAITHER DEAD OR GETTING LAID AGAIN
Ragtime Jack > My fellow members of the Interstellar Intelligence Community, with the help of my office, I have prepared the following statement: What's up?
Gallen Herculaneos > My diplomatic experts correlated with the international law specialist and prepared for me the following retorque: Nothing much and you ?
Gallen Herculaneos > My diplomatic experts correlated with the international law specialist and prepared for me the following retorque: Nothing much and you ?
Colonel Kurtko > wtf they changed one ice planet in DW into an plasma planet :S
Colonel Kurtko > I`m missing a planet now XD
Enyalius Jin > Global warming mate
Colonel Kurtko > I`m missing a planet now XD
Enyalius Jin > Global warming mate
Hirnfiedler > I'm done with this Game! Anyone can take the rest of my money and get happy with it! My Money
Andoria lexi > Dude, you forgot to link the scam
Hirnfiedler > indeed, i did
Andoria lexi > /facepalm
Andoria lexi > Dude, you forgot to link the scam
Hirnfiedler > indeed, i did
Andoria lexi > /facepalm
Par'Gellen > yeah the faction ships on the market now is pure wintaters
Par'Nabuk > wots taters?
* Par'Gellen smacks his alt!
Rukhov Chmee > Wow.
Rukhov Chmee > I love when people are such losers that they speak to themselves on both their own alts.
Par'Gellen > glad I could amuse you with my fail :D
Par'Gellen > it's why i exist
Rukhov Chmee > You exist to fail.. Guess god has given up
Par'Gellen > how do they know YOU aren't one of my alts?
Rukhov Chmee > Because I am in a different corp, and my name is made of win.
Gretchen Ross > your name is misspelled
Rukhov Chmee > Really now, Gretchen?
Rukhov Chmee > What do you think the correct spelling is?
Gretchen Ross > cock sucker
Par'Nabuk > wots taters?
* Par'Gellen smacks his alt!
Rukhov Chmee > Wow.
Rukhov Chmee > I love when people are such losers that they speak to themselves on both their own alts.
Par'Gellen > glad I could amuse you with my fail :D
Par'Gellen > it's why i exist
Rukhov Chmee > You exist to fail.. Guess god has given up
Par'Gellen > how do they know YOU aren't one of my alts?
Rukhov Chmee > Because I am in a different corp, and my name is made of win.
Gretchen Ross > your name is misspelled
Rukhov Chmee > Really now, Gretchen?
Rukhov Chmee > What do you think the correct spelling is?
Gretchen Ross > cock sucker
Twisty ThePirate > i accidently killed someone
Gettosmurf > accidently?
Twisty ThePirate > thought he was a war target
Twisty ThePirate > i think the american term for it is "collateral damage"
Gettosmurf > accidently?
Twisty ThePirate > thought he was a war target
Twisty ThePirate > i think the american term for it is "collateral damage"
Mechael > no market trivia I've found yet tops the fact that there are freed slaves available for purchase
Sahaquiel Faust > OMG Veto in local
Andreus Ixiris > Everyone stay calm, their vision is based on wealth
Andreus Ixiris > If you look poor they won't see you
Andreus Ixiris > Everyone stay calm, their vision is based on wealth
Andreus Ixiris > If you look poor they won't see you