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William Amato > ok who needs a partner for tommorow
William Amato > i have a slut avaliable on my team
William Amato > if anyone needs a team
NoLSolid > ...
NoLSolid > slut?
William Amato > slot/slut
William Amato > same thing
William Amato > its what you stick something in
Uri Maximov > There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
it would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].
Tijgetje > ok, how many dragon ball z char does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Kyoko Sakoda > Over 9000.
Mss Darkness > kiddiecare, bbiab
Stella SGP > awe look the tough minnie pvper is doing kiddie care
Kyrall > hahaha
Arro Cera > lol
Arro Cera > the words "minnie" or "minmatar" and "pvper" dont go in the same sentence
Stella SGP > yea but minmatar guys look the toughest in the game if u ask me
Arro Cera > EVER
Arro Cera > :p
Kyrall > erm... nanos?
Arro Cera > thats not pvping
Kyrall > LOL
Arro Cera > its going fast and shooting guns
Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Grak Yarn > Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Yuki Li > you're about as gangster as my grandparents
Cycon Dubois > <ooc> since you are more fluent in french than I (I am don't actually speak it but use a web page to translate), what was the literal translation of your greeting to me? I caught the greetings and the my good friend portion.
Valda Valadas > that's prety much it
Cycon Dubois > I am curious because I am trying to flesh out more of my characters french background,..
Valda Valadas > Salut is like Bonjour, and the rest means "my good friend Dubois"
Valda Valadas > Haa, that's good if you have any questions regarding french, just ask me
Cycon Dubois > ah, ok. the translator translated salut a vous as 'hello has you'
Valda Valadas > Yak, those translators!
Cycon Dubois > I understand, they are not very good (I am using Yahoo's babel fish'

... a bit later

Cycon Dubois > alas, I have to go now. I will be on later.
Cycon Dubois > coffre-fort de mouche
Cycon Dubois > I hope that translate to fly safe
Valda Valadas > hahahahah
Cycon Dubois > if it actually insulted you or your parentage, I am sorry
Valda Valadas > lololol
Valda Valadas > no but it's very funny
Cycon Dubois > what did it translate to?
Valda Valadas > It means exactly fly safe, but fly as the insect and safe as the big metal thing to put valuable stuff
Cycon Dubois > LOL
Cycon Dubois > yes, the translators have no sense of context
Valda Valadas > I'm really laughing to the floor right now
Valda Valadas > but you can't blame them, it does mean fly safe!
Cycon Dubois > that is very true. I think I will just stick to hello and goodbye,
Cycon Dubois > with that, see you later
-In the Rookie help channel-
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
Iracham > the uncertainty principle dictates that whenever two women are alone in a room, they are engaged in lesbian sex.
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
Tiffy Mezzier > I've decided that women have a 20% logic resistance bonus per level
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