<KnifeyMcShanker> I do this every fucking time
<KnifeyMcShanker> leave an eve video paused fullscreen and leave, walk back
<KnifeyMcShanker> see red on overview and dropped shield
<KnifeyMcShanker> and run to the chair fast, tripping over shit to get my tank on
<KnifeyMcShanker> leave an eve video paused fullscreen and leave, walk back
<KnifeyMcShanker> see red on overview and dropped shield
<KnifeyMcShanker> and run to the chair fast, tripping over shit to get my tank on
Khellias> Mining barges maneuver like a particularly fat cow.
Khellias> That's not an excuse to orbit me or shout "That's no moon!", Dread.
Dreadstar Kilron> Awww.
Khellias> That's not an excuse to orbit me or shout "That's no moon!", Dread.
Dreadstar Kilron> Awww.
Commander Killah > kinda fun to see every time i finsh learning skill everything takes less time to train
Marcathonas > I prefer finishing gunnery skills
Marcathonas > everything takes less time to die! o/
Red 7 > Says the expert
Marcathonas > the only reason I've ever lost a fight is because the other person didn't die first.
Marcathonas > I prefer finishing gunnery skills
Marcathonas > everything takes less time to die! o/
Red 7 > Says the expert
Marcathonas > the only reason I've ever lost a fight is because the other person didn't die first.
<~Stavros> dammit
<~Stavros> gf is coming round in like
<~Stavros> 30 minutes
<~Stavros> i have no pants on
<~Stavros> and i need a shave
<~Stavros> DAMMIT
<~Stavros> ;
<&Rhaegar> half an hour to shave your face and put on pants.
<&Rhaegar> life is so hard huh?
<~Stavros> gf is coming round in like
<~Stavros> 30 minutes
<~Stavros> i have no pants on
<~Stavros> and i need a shave
<~Stavros> DAMMIT
<~Stavros> ;
<&Rhaegar> half an hour to shave your face and put on pants.
<&Rhaegar> life is so hard huh?
(Klauz) fucks sake
(Klauz) this fucking
(Klauz) shit hardener
(Klauz) wont turn on
(Klauz) jesus
(Klauz) this Drake is using thermic missiles
(Klauz) and my
(Klauz) thermic hardener
(Klauz) is bugging
(Klauz) wont turn on
...
(Klauz) oh jesus christ almighty
(Klauz) I fitted a plating by accident
(Klauz) this fucking
(Klauz) shit hardener
(Klauz) wont turn on
(Klauz) jesus
(Klauz) this Drake is using thermic missiles
(Klauz) and my
(Klauz) thermic hardener
(Klauz) is bugging
(Klauz) wont turn on
...
(Klauz) oh jesus christ almighty
(Klauz) I fitted a plating by accident
Rooker > man, that chili I ate last night is doin bad things to me this morning :x
Thormbus > bad thing to you rooker or those around you?
Rooker > well, the cat is hiding in the closet and the smoke alarm's gone off twice......
Thormbus > bad thing to you rooker or those around you?
Rooker > well, the cat is hiding in the closet and the smoke alarm's gone off twice......
Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Jin Entres > EVE is as stable as an agitated bull that just found his cow being humped by a horse
Captain Wolfman > i hear usku knows his way around a thorax
Captain Wolfman > fabienne looks like she does too
Fabienne Runestar > I hear CW knows all about being ruptured
Captain Wolfman > ouch
Fabienne Runestar > And then being Abandonned
Ahiro'ken > you guys are punny
Ahiro'ken > but I dont give a Caracal
Captain Wolfman > fabienne looks like she does too
Fabienne Runestar > I hear CW knows all about being ruptured
Captain Wolfman > ouch
Fabienne Runestar > And then being Abandonned
Ahiro'ken > you guys are punny
Ahiro'ken > but I dont give a Caracal
Shinshitar > dude... i just locked someone and fired on them and my ship exploded! can i petition that?