Khellias> I want to be able to tow asteroids in warp.
Khellias> I'll build a damned Dyson Sphere out of Veldspar around the local star.
Khellias> I'll build a damned Dyson Sphere out of Veldspar around the local star.
Bridget Mery > only beating off into a plastic cup is allowed
Destr0math > hmm
Bridget Mery > and you have to think about your grandmother while doing it
Beef Hardslab > I have some damn sexy plastic cups
Destr0math > GILF
Bridget Mery > lol
Bridget Mery > you've got a gilf, too? :P
Destr0math > :P
High Sierra > i log on to change skills and you guys are discussing masturbation.
High Sierra > again.
Destr0math > hmm
Bridget Mery > and you have to think about your grandmother while doing it
Beef Hardslab > I have some damn sexy plastic cups
Destr0math > GILF
Bridget Mery > lol
Bridget Mery > you've got a gilf, too? :P
Destr0math > :P
High Sierra > i log on to change skills and you guys are discussing masturbation.
High Sierra > again.
Miranda Keyes > i can pilot a megathron
Theo Samaritan > =/
timstride > you are 2 weeks old
timstride > and you can fly a battleship?
Miranda Keyes > yeah
timstride > Dont you even think about it
timstride > I will send Theo after you if you get in a BS before 6 months
Theo Samaritan > yarr
Miranda Keyes > why?
timstride > Over to Theo
Theo Samaritan > its like having sex at 12 years old. Your body may be ready, but you're still gonna be shit at it
Theo Samaritan > =/
timstride > you are 2 weeks old
timstride > and you can fly a battleship?
Miranda Keyes > yeah
timstride > Dont you even think about it
timstride > I will send Theo after you if you get in a BS before 6 months
Theo Samaritan > yarr
Miranda Keyes > why?
timstride > Over to Theo
Theo Samaritan > its like having sex at 12 years old. Your body may be ready, but you're still gonna be shit at it
Norven > whats wrong with a 48 page mining guide?
Lord Warlock > HEY look the dimwit of the year award just lit up
Jordus Melicia > what did you win?
Jordus Melicia > what did you win?
<KnifeyMcShanker> I do this every fucking time
<KnifeyMcShanker> leave an eve video paused fullscreen and leave, walk back
<KnifeyMcShanker> see red on overview and dropped shield
<KnifeyMcShanker> and run to the chair fast, tripping over shit to get my tank on
<KnifeyMcShanker> leave an eve video paused fullscreen and leave, walk back
<KnifeyMcShanker> see red on overview and dropped shield
<KnifeyMcShanker> and run to the chair fast, tripping over shit to get my tank on
Khellias> Mining barges maneuver like a particularly fat cow.
Khellias> That's not an excuse to orbit me or shout "That's no moon!", Dread.
Dreadstar Kilron> Awww.
Khellias> That's not an excuse to orbit me or shout "That's no moon!", Dread.
Dreadstar Kilron> Awww.
Commander Killah > kinda fun to see every time i finsh learning skill everything takes less time to train
Marcathonas > I prefer finishing gunnery skills
Marcathonas > everything takes less time to die! o/
Red 7 > Says the expert
Marcathonas > the only reason I've ever lost a fight is because the other person didn't die first.
Marcathonas > I prefer finishing gunnery skills
Marcathonas > everything takes less time to die! o/
Red 7 > Says the expert
Marcathonas > the only reason I've ever lost a fight is because the other person didn't die first.
<~Stavros> dammit
<~Stavros> gf is coming round in like
<~Stavros> 30 minutes
<~Stavros> i have no pants on
<~Stavros> and i need a shave
<~Stavros> DAMMIT
<~Stavros> ;
<&Rhaegar> half an hour to shave your face and put on pants.
<&Rhaegar> life is so hard huh?
<~Stavros> gf is coming round in like
<~Stavros> 30 minutes
<~Stavros> i have no pants on
<~Stavros> and i need a shave
<~Stavros> DAMMIT
<~Stavros> ;
<&Rhaegar> half an hour to shave your face and put on pants.
<&Rhaegar> life is so hard huh?
(Klauz) fucks sake
(Klauz) this fucking
(Klauz) shit hardener
(Klauz) wont turn on
(Klauz) jesus
(Klauz) this Drake is using thermic missiles
(Klauz) and my
(Klauz) thermic hardener
(Klauz) is bugging
(Klauz) wont turn on
...
(Klauz) oh jesus christ almighty
(Klauz) I fitted a plating by accident
(Klauz) this fucking
(Klauz) shit hardener
(Klauz) wont turn on
(Klauz) jesus
(Klauz) this Drake is using thermic missiles
(Klauz) and my
(Klauz) thermic hardener
(Klauz) is bugging
(Klauz) wont turn on
...
(Klauz) oh jesus christ almighty
(Klauz) I fitted a plating by accident