Rooker > man, that chili I ate last night is doin bad things to me this morning :x
Thormbus > bad thing to you rooker or those around you?
Rooker > well, the cat is hiding in the closet and the smoke alarm's gone off twice......
Thormbus > bad thing to you rooker or those around you?
Rooker > well, the cat is hiding in the closet and the smoke alarm's gone off twice......
Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Vivian321 > anyone feel laggy?
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Blutreiter > Sidyin
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Jin Entres > EVE is as stable as an agitated bull that just found his cow being humped by a horse
Captain Wolfman > i hear usku knows his way around a thorax
Captain Wolfman > fabienne looks like she does too
Fabienne Runestar > I hear CW knows all about being ruptured
Captain Wolfman > ouch
Fabienne Runestar > And then being Abandonned
Ahiro'ken > you guys are punny
Ahiro'ken > but I dont give a Caracal
Captain Wolfman > fabienne looks like she does too
Fabienne Runestar > I hear CW knows all about being ruptured
Captain Wolfman > ouch
Fabienne Runestar > And then being Abandonned
Ahiro'ken > you guys are punny
Ahiro'ken > but I dont give a Caracal
Magdalena'Graaf > hostile BS at UER gate
Serkis > why dont you kill it?
Magdalena'Graaf > because my kestrel had difficulties firing 175km
Serkis > why dont you kill it?
Magdalena'Graaf > because my kestrel had difficulties firing 175km
Gryphin Rambaldi > what's the story in KDF?
Jacob Majestic > last time I checked it was clear
Jacob Majestic > that was about two weeks ago though
Jacob Majestic > last time I checked it was clear
Jacob Majestic > that was about two weeks ago though
Jaeger Orlofsson > oh ffs! i keep undocking without emptying my hold
Jaeger Orlofsson > 3 times now
MFWood > lol
Shanna Merrick > sounds like my sexlife......
Jaeger Orlofsson > 3 times now
MFWood > lol
Shanna Merrick > sounds like my sexlife......
Devilish Ledoux > nine days, bitches
neo samu > what you training for?
Devilish Ledoux > Vagabond
Devilish Ledoux > it's going to be horrifying
neo samu > hmm, a vagabond must be blood raider rat heaven
neo samu > with those resists I mean
Devilish Ledoux > rat?
Devilish Ledoux > RAT?!
Devilish Ledoux > BLASPHEMY!!!!!
neo samu > if you want safe cash!
Devilish Ledoux > BURN, HERETIC!!!!!
neo samu > well, officers are rats!
Devilish Ledoux > I have never killed one
neo samu > well, if you were riding around in your vagabond and you saw one, what would you do?
neo samu > huh huh!
Devilish Ledoux > kill the guy trying to pop it
neo samu > if it was only you there!
Devilish Ledoux > I'd wait
neo samu > what you training for?
Devilish Ledoux > Vagabond
Devilish Ledoux > it's going to be horrifying
neo samu > hmm, a vagabond must be blood raider rat heaven
neo samu > with those resists I mean
Devilish Ledoux > rat?
Devilish Ledoux > RAT?!
Devilish Ledoux > BLASPHEMY!!!!!
neo samu > if you want safe cash!
Devilish Ledoux > BURN, HERETIC!!!!!
neo samu > well, officers are rats!
Devilish Ledoux > I have never killed one
neo samu > well, if you were riding around in your vagabond and you saw one, what would you do?
neo samu > huh huh!
Devilish Ledoux > kill the guy trying to pop it
neo samu > if it was only you there!
Devilish Ledoux > I'd wait