Reginald Sakakibara > In their inferiority, they believed they could rebel against the Empire. Their republic is both weak and pathetic.
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Liafcipe9000 > I just jetted some cap boosters into a can
Liafcipe9000 > and it's gone O_O
Liafcipe9000 > IT'S FCKING GONE
Barzhad > magic
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Barzhad > check if you accidentally trashed it
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > I saw the can
Barzhad > or sold it (check wallet/orders)
Liafcipe9000 > I FCKING SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > dude
Liafcipe9000 > i'm in space
Liafcipe9000 > dead space
Barzhad > maybe the can expired
Liafcipe9000 > in 2 seconds?
Liafcipe9000 > TWO SECONDS?!
Barzhad > how long was it there?
Liafcipe9000 > 2 seconds
Barzhad > petition
Liafcipe9000 > maybe there's some1 cloaked here 2.1K off the thing
Barzhad > maybe you switched to another overvie where you don't see the can?
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > DUDE
Liafcipe9000 > I SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > THEN I SAW THE CAN DISAPPEAR
Liafcipe9000 > AFTER TWO FCKING SECONDS
Barzhad > damn.
Liafcipe9000 > wait.
Liafcipe9000 > WAIT.
Liafcipe9000 > i'm so stupid
Barzhad > so what was it?
Liafcipe9000 > OF COURSE.
Liafcipe9000 > I'm sitting next to a tractor unit that I deployed
Liafcipe9000 > o
Liafcipe9000 > /emote shoots himself
Kalrissia > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Liafcipe9000 > so fail :(
Liafcipe9000 > please kill me.
Liafcipe9000 > now.
Liafcipe9000 > I just jetted some cap boosters into a can
Liafcipe9000 > and it's gone O_O
Liafcipe9000 > IT'S FCKING GONE
Barzhad > magic
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Barzhad > check if you accidentally trashed it
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > I saw the can
Barzhad > or sold it (check wallet/orders)
Liafcipe9000 > I FCKING SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > dude
Liafcipe9000 > i'm in space
Liafcipe9000 > dead space
Barzhad > maybe the can expired
Liafcipe9000 > in 2 seconds?
Liafcipe9000 > TWO SECONDS?!
Barzhad > how long was it there?
Liafcipe9000 > 2 seconds
Barzhad > petition
Liafcipe9000 > maybe there's some1 cloaked here 2.1K off the thing
Barzhad > maybe you switched to another overvie where you don't see the can?
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > DUDE
Liafcipe9000 > I SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > THEN I SAW THE CAN DISAPPEAR
Liafcipe9000 > AFTER TWO FCKING SECONDS
Barzhad > damn.
Liafcipe9000 > wait.
Liafcipe9000 > WAIT.
Liafcipe9000 > i'm so stupid
Barzhad > so what was it?
Liafcipe9000 > OF COURSE.
Liafcipe9000 > I'm sitting next to a tractor unit that I deployed
Liafcipe9000 > o
Liafcipe9000 > /emote shoots himself
Kalrissia > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Liafcipe9000 > so fail :(
Liafcipe9000 > please kill me.
Liafcipe9000 > now.
Stanley Fischer > "On February 24th, I showered for the last time, said goodbye to my family, and purchased a paid Eve account"
Buncho Coconuts > Stanley Fischer your soul like all of ours is now in a jar in a basement at CCP HQ somewhere
Buncho Coconuts > Stanley Fischer your soul like all of ours is now in a jar in a basement at CCP HQ somewhere
Spartan Gauntlet > your gay
Illusive Wolf > he has a gay?
Maldad Asesino > your = posessive
Spartan Gauntlet > oo you got me
Illusive Wolf > the irony is, it's a homophone
Illusive Wolf > he has a gay?
Maldad Asesino > your = posessive
Spartan Gauntlet > oo you got me
Illusive Wolf > the irony is, it's a homophone
Getix Kain > If I could fly and piss plasma
Getix Kain > I would have already won eve
Crynsos Cealion > you can
Crynsos Cealion > its called blasters
Getix Kain > I would have already won eve
Crynsos Cealion > you can
Crynsos Cealion > its called blasters
Ulfghar De'Treztin > they say a dog is mans best friend, but I don't even have enemies that look me dead in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet.
vianee Tivianne > no druggies aloud sorry
Andreus Ixiris > Do you let quiet druggies in?
Andreus Ixiris > Do you let quiet druggies in?
Camper101 > finally found a way to play eve at work
Camper101 > open excel, close your eyes and let your imagination flow
Camper101 > open excel, close your eyes and let your imagination flow
Juno Kilbride > A Freudian slip, is that when you say one thing when you mean your mother?
Juno Kilbride > * another
Juno Kilbride > * another
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?