<HerioMortis> You know you are a geek when you use POS anchoring timers to time your owen pizza...
<Trinexx> I've been wondering why my toilet was spitting out lettuce all damn night
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
Zimobo Rugmuncher > eves learning curve is like mt. everest only there is a guy at the top with a m60....
-In the Rookie help channel-
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
Nykitah > If EVE was the Internet, Jita would be 4chan...
Usagi Tsukino > Bacch went bye bye
Tatsue Nuko > probably redhead dragging him back to bed or something
Tatsue Nuko > "Why are you playing a computer game when you could be massaging my labia?"
Tatsue Nuko > "Hmm... good point." ctrl-q
Tatsue Nuko > probably redhead dragging him back to bed or something
Tatsue Nuko > "Why are you playing a computer game when you could be massaging my labia?"
Tatsue Nuko > "Hmm... good point." ctrl-q
Venetian Tar > ah shit... i forgot my ship! Warping in a pod....
Alexi Zhukov > if im typing slow for a bit it's because im typing with one hand
Davien Kaahtt > ..
Alexi Zhukov > i dont know what you sick bastards are thinking, but im trying to eat a pizza here
Davien Kaahtt > ..
Alexi Zhukov > i dont know what you sick bastards are thinking, but im trying to eat a pizza here
Finraer > Moa - bastard lovechild of a swan and a toaster
Fatwatai > Mynthor was complaining about strip miners the other day.
Fatwatai > He said that it wasn't "fair" that they can only be mounted on barges.
Khellias > ...Wow.
Khellias > I can just picture a stripper on a cruiser.
Khellias > Strip miner, that is.
Fatwatai > I can picture a stripper on a cruiser.
Fatwatai > He said that it wasn't "fair" that they can only be mounted on barges.
Khellias > ...Wow.
Khellias > I can just picture a stripper on a cruiser.
Khellias > Strip miner, that is.
Fatwatai > I can picture a stripper on a cruiser.