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Brytak > im supposed to get my agent 220 units of small arms
Vira Estonia > so you only need 110 dead bodies
bonesy19uk > join channel "access" and ask for access there
merovingio > i dont have the sufficient tights to see the content
bonesy19uk > awesome typo dude :P
Mansku > LOL
* HuDDy waves
Sarmaul > looo
Sarmaul > come join the gay miners
Sarmaul > fine. warp out then
Lea Grass > gay ?
Sarmaul > I don't know about you but I'm as bent as a right angled triangle
theRaptor > I was teasing atan
Atandros > LIAR
* Atandros sulks and cries
theRaptor > I bet this is how he does diplomacy
Atandros > no with diplomacy i hold my breath and tell them I'll keep holding it until they agree to our demands
Mordax Ibrium > How long can you last?
Atandros > I don't know. That's the fun part!
<KaleZombie> you're not even a real gay
<Galazar> ...
<Galazar> i am
<KaleZombie> It's disgraceful
<Galazar> i really am
<Galazar> watch
<KaleZombie> pfft
<JoeyLemur> Lipstick gay?
* Galazar is for teh gheyyy
<KaleZombie> It's too late now
<Galazar> see
<Galazar> please kale
<KaleZombie> Just
<Galazar> im gay
<KaleZombie> get out of my sight
* Galazar looks at the floor
<Galazar> please?
<KaleZombie> I can't take you playing me like a fool anymore, Gal.
<KaleZombie> I've had enough!
<Galazar> im sorry
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<KaleZombie> No
<Galazar> please?
<Galazar> please?
<KaleZombie> Too late.
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> it wont happen agian
<Galazar> PLEASE!
<KaleZombie> You had your chance.
<Galazar> but i was messing about
<KaleZombie> Oh, so many chances.
<Galazar> please, just one more chance
<KaleZombie> It's always ONE MORE CHANCE WITH YOU
<KaleZombie> ITS ONE MORE CHANCE GALAZAR
<Galazar> i know
<Galazar> but this time i'll be good
<Galazar> i swear
<Galazar> just me and u kale
<KaleZombie> Well here's one chance you'll never get
<Galazar> i swear it
* KaleZombie leaves
<Galazar> please!
<Galazar> forgive me
* Galazar cries on the floor while reaching after Kale
Nerovar > note to self: Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, go to Amaar with a full load of drugs
Knuck > lol, caldari customs scorpion stuck on a stargate
* Knuck salutes the stargate for sticking it to 'the man'
Jungle Jim > bastards
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
* Susanin (Community_@coldfront-131B36A1.sux.mv.ru) has joined the channel.
<Susanin> Åñòü êòî æèâîé?
<&Rhaegar|afk> possibly.
<&Rhaegar|afk> whaddya think, Stavros?
<Stavros> hmm
<Stavros> i disagree
<&Rhaegar|afk> interesting
<Susanin> Ýòî áûë îòâåò íà ìîé âîïðîñ...
<&Rhaegar|afk> Ah, good point.
<&Rhaegar|afk> I hadnt thought about it in that way...
<Stavros> yes interesting counter arguement that
<Stavros> hmmm
* &Rhaegar|afk wonders if he should install a cyrillic language pack
<Susanin> Öîé æèâ!
<&Rhaegar|afk> gesundheit
<Susanin> Êàê ñìåíèòü ßçûê?
* Susanin (Community_@coldfront-131B36A1.sux.mv.ru) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<JoatOrion> Having seen NK in here and listening to his (we can only assume he's male and not some amphorous mutant globule) rantsing we can safely assume that a) it's too early in the day for NK to be out of bed b) he sleeps alone and c) since his right hand pretends to fall asleep and will have nothing to do with him that NK has taken to sodomising poor defenseless pillows.
<Cro_Magnus> I was alright with everything up until the "sodomising poor defenceless pillows" ... that was a graphical touch I didn't need
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