Helicity Boson > I wonder what we should call the pathological need of every frig/inty pilot to attack my thrasher despite the amazingly good odds that my thrasher is specifically designed to skullfuck them without lubrication.
Maikko Tastalahtien > so, is anyone interested in a pith b-type large shield booster?
Maikko Tastalahtien > if someone buys this here shield booster for 210m, I'll write you a compliment via evemail once a day for a week (you need to turn off your CSPA charge first, of course)
Maikko Tastalahtien > imagine
Maikko Tastalahtien > you log in and have a new evemail from maikko
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir you are looking very clever today sir'
Maikko Tastalahtien > your day goes well
Maikko Tastalahtien > next day
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir who's the enterprising new owner of a pith b-type shield booster, huh?'
Maikko Tastalahtien > you can be called miss if you like, have it your way!
Maikko Tastalahtien > tough crowd
Maikko Tastalahtien > if someone buys this here shield booster for 210m, I'll write you a compliment via evemail once a day for a week (you need to turn off your CSPA charge first, of course)
Maikko Tastalahtien > imagine
Maikko Tastalahtien > you log in and have a new evemail from maikko
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir you are looking very clever today sir'
Maikko Tastalahtien > your day goes well
Maikko Tastalahtien > next day
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir who's the enterprising new owner of a pith b-type shield booster, huh?'
Maikko Tastalahtien > you can be called miss if you like, have it your way!
Maikko Tastalahtien > tough crowd
talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
MC'SNIPER > cock
MC'SNIPER > let me get my rokh then see how hard that drake is
MC'SNIPER > pop pop
aidan t > let me get my mega an c how hard that rokh is
aidan t > lol
phat lootz > let me get my Impairor and see... oh, nevermind.
Feline Ferocity > let me get my bikini and lets see how hard you... no wait
MC'SNIPER > let me get my rokh then see how hard that drake is
MC'SNIPER > pop pop
aidan t > let me get my mega an c how hard that rokh is
aidan t > lol
phat lootz > let me get my Impairor and see... oh, nevermind.
Feline Ferocity > let me get my bikini and lets see how hard you... no wait
Rina Ravenloft > chico are you an old lady in real life?
Chico Treveller > Yep 136 Years Old, I Saw Moses
Usul Crysknife > might want to math that again Chico
Chico Treveller > I´m talking about a different Moses
Chico Treveller > Yep 136 Years Old, I Saw Moses
Usul Crysknife > might want to math that again Chico
Chico Treveller > I´m talking about a different Moses
DominX Kain > wow, the thermal resistance on my ship is amazing! i just went through a star!
Local Spike > Yaarrr! All your local are belong to me
Node Crash > lol, nice name
Local Spike > You know you can't live without me
Node Crash > youre the root of all my problems
Local Spike shrugs
Local Spike > You could be right
Node Crash > lol, nice name
Local Spike > You know you can't live without me
Node Crash > youre the root of all my problems
Local Spike shrugs
Local Spike > You could be right
Annie Anomie > It's transformers 2
Annie Anomie > It's going to be cack
Annie Anomie > The only way it could possibly be any good is if the plotline involved Megan Fox smuggling vibratabot past the decepticons
Annie Anomie > It's going to be cack
Annie Anomie > The only way it could possibly be any good is if the plotline involved Megan Fox smuggling vibratabot past the decepticons
Node Crash > Why is it people always run to stare at the cyno?
Node Crash > "Oh shiney...OHSHIT A CARRIER LIKE THAT'S A FUCKING SURPRISE SOMEHOW!"
Node Crash > "Oh shiney...OHSHIT A CARRIER LIKE THAT'S A FUCKING SURPRISE SOMEHOW!"
Verx Interis > anything important going on?
Xander Telcontar > Define important :)
Verx Interis > You masturbating is not important
Xander Telcontar > Then I never do anything important
Xander Telcontar > Define important :)
Verx Interis > You masturbating is not important
Xander Telcontar > Then I never do anything important