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Bruce McMoose > dont play wow to stroke kittens and dance in rivers, come play EVE to shout alot and chew glass
Nadjar > real men play eve
Nadjar > wouldnt catch me playing wow
Bruce McMoose > i installed wow once
Nadjar > :0
Bruce McMoose > just so i could have the pleasure of uninstalling it
Nadjar > lol
Packtu'sa > I should really write an article for them or something:
Packtu'sa > "How to get a free Chimera!"
Lazerous Random > How about:
Lazerous Random > Carriers: How to get your own for free- The poor mans guide with everything from begging to blowjobs.
Lazerous Random > I like my title better
Packtu'sa > There was no begging
Jaled Tomias > we're blue
Ryo Jang > neutral now
Jaled Tomias > I have an agreement with your leadership
Ryo Jang > i am the leadership
Blyzz > fucking hate this country
Raizer Zero > wot countrys that then
Blyzz > south africa
Raizer Zero > so wots wrong with it
Blyzz > 1 word: telkom
Raizer Zero > and in english
Blyzz > (that's a swearword here)
Blyzz > it's the name of the ONLY company that owns international internet lines in this country
Blyzz > and they limit us fucked up
Blyzz > 3 Gb cap on internet ADSL lines
Raizer Zero > move
Blyzz > and 1/2 the time the internet fucking broken
Blyzz > i couln't log on now for 2 days becuase of timeouts
Raizer Zero > i say again move
Blyzz > if i had a garuanteed job somewhere else and didn't have to wory about a visa or somewhere to live, i'd be out of this hell-hole already
Raizer Zero > goto states they take all sorts of ppl
Blyzz > i'm desperate, i'm not a masochist
Khellias> There is something horribly wrong that the Minmatar and the Amarr are both flying Gallente haulers, the Caldari is zipping around in a Minmatar can with a duct tape fin, and the Gallente is flying a Caldari missile boat.
Khellias> If Dread ever shouts "For the Emperor!" I'm going to pod him myself, though.
Beletre > ...okay. It's too quiet. What are you plotting?
Mr Reeth > Im going to invade the Intaki system with an army of balloon doggies
Beletre > ......balloon doggies...... I may just have to risk low sec to see that....
Mr Reeth > There will be 10 million Doggies all the size of a Titan!
Beletre > ......I am oddly horrified by that mental image.... however, the thought that one reall kitten with sharp claws can pwn this balloon doggie army amuses me.
HayesDuSid > Shhhh! dont let the dog army in on our secret!
Mr Reeth > I know you have buit the kitten launcher IIs!!!
Mr Reeth > The doggies will have anti kitten yarn guns fitted!!!
Tablaren > I have a Kitten Bay II, far more deadly then some mere launcher!
Beletre > /emote hasn't actually built the T2 KL's yet. Have the BPO and materials, but still gathering them into one place before can start the build queue....
Mr Reeth > I must attack now then!
HayesDuSid > yarn, now with extra yarr!
Beletre > Nah, our mailman sentry guns have the area secure, just difficult to go offensive as tehy don;t like to leave their assigned mail route.
Mr Reeth > And if the Doggies fail I have a bachup... 1 billion clowns with nerf guns and jetpacks!
Beletre > ......okay, that may be a problem. Jetpacks and nerf weapon I can deal with, but clowns creep me out....
HayesDuSid > ...clowns with nerf guns? you have oveur and tuxford working with you? NO FAIR!
LillaRinn > god charon warps slow :S
Izo Azlion > Lmao
Izo Azlion > Whats in it?
LillaRinn > jita
Marchant LaCroix > go get yerself some Cajones mr rooker.
* Rooker cuts off marchant's cojones with a spork
Rooker > ok, now what?
* Marchant LaCroix takes his cajones back and staples them in place.
Marchant LaCroix > get yer own ya lazy begger.
<Kurenin> digi
<Kurenin> hate the game
<Kurenin> not the player
<Prophetguru> kurenin
<Prophetguru> 1997 called, they want their slogan back
The Thorax flies much the same way as it looks. It goes in as far as it can, shoots its load, and then, one way or another, it's over.
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