Slackiekommando: eviltwin and cognac are in ng
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
Exetos > lag is kinda like trying to sprint in electomagnetic shoes over a steel bridge with the shoes randomly being turned on and off
DisturbdGuy > i like to kill people....and dismember them...then i just set the parts loose in space.
DisturbdGuy > omgz gibblets
Detrevni > freeze them and shoot them out of your autocannon
DisturbdGuy > i wish
Detrevni > then they'd be death gibblets
DisturbdGuy > Meaty suprise strikes RandomTarget perfectly. Wrecking for 1.4 damage and 6% blood staining
DisturbdGuy > omgz gibblets
Detrevni > freeze them and shoot them out of your autocannon
DisturbdGuy > i wish
Detrevni > then they'd be death gibblets
DisturbdGuy > Meaty suprise strikes RandomTarget perfectly. Wrecking for 1.4 damage and 6% blood staining
Promon Delnai > Ummmm
Promon Delnai > I just self destructed my pod, but a wreck just appeared and another pod came out
Promon Delnai > ffs
Test Ctrl > pwnt
Promon Delnai > I just self destructed my pod, but a wreck just appeared and another pod came out
Promon Delnai > ffs
Test Ctrl > pwnt
Synapse Archae > hey Suiteii you still pirating?
Suiteii > I still have a blood oath to kill you, Synapse ;)
Synapse Archae > rofl thats not pirating
Synapse Archae > thats just the revenge business
Suiteii > Hahaha
Synapse Archae > You should talk to my friend Iniego Montoya
Synapse Archae > he knows all about it
Suiteii > lol
Synapse Archae > some guy killed his father I think....
Suiteii > You killed my maller. Prepare to die
Suiteii > I still have a blood oath to kill you, Synapse ;)
Synapse Archae > rofl thats not pirating
Synapse Archae > thats just the revenge business
Suiteii > Hahaha
Synapse Archae > You should talk to my friend Iniego Montoya
Synapse Archae > he knows all about it
Suiteii > lol
Synapse Archae > some guy killed his father I think....
Suiteii > You killed my maller. Prepare to die
XxAngelxX > What's Ladar for??
Shinoobie > Ladar : Isn't that radar for getting laid?
XxAngelxX > rofl
[ XxAngelxX > you obviously have poor jamming skills then :):)
[Shinoobie > I use magnemetronic, they come to me ;)
Shinoobie > Ladar : Isn't that radar for getting laid?
XxAngelxX > rofl
[ XxAngelxX > you obviously have poor jamming skills then :):)
[Shinoobie > I use magnemetronic, they come to me ;)
Gothikia > brb need to bathe dog, was just sick on him
Jenesa > I dont really like the Raven
Roderickspeed > i love it now that i have missile skills
Jenesa > I miss giant enormus railguns
Jenesa > my hubby has a pirate char with less than 9 million sp and he already kills things better than I can with nearly 25 million sp
Roderickspeed > true but can he fly a freighter and a barge :) ?
Jenesa > no he just fights
Jenesa > mostly he dies and I have to give him money cause I hate his whines
Jenesa > booo whoooo I lost my destroyer, whaaa whaaa pweeese give me another one
Jenesa > no I gave you three already it will spoil your appitite. go mine
Jenesa > Bwaaaahhh I hate mining come on gimmie gimmie gimme
Jenesa > so I give him a new ship the cry baby
Jenesa > sorry I had to vent a little there
Saibotek > two words for you.... HA HA
Jenesa > I swear I married a 2 year old
Roderickspeed > i love it now that i have missile skills
Jenesa > I miss giant enormus railguns
Jenesa > my hubby has a pirate char with less than 9 million sp and he already kills things better than I can with nearly 25 million sp
Roderickspeed > true but can he fly a freighter and a barge :) ?
Jenesa > no he just fights
Jenesa > mostly he dies and I have to give him money cause I hate his whines
Jenesa > booo whoooo I lost my destroyer, whaaa whaaa pweeese give me another one
Jenesa > no I gave you three already it will spoil your appitite. go mine
Jenesa > Bwaaaahhh I hate mining come on gimmie gimmie gimme
Jenesa > so I give him a new ship the cry baby
Jenesa > sorry I had to vent a little there
Saibotek > two words for you.... HA HA
Jenesa > I swear I married a 2 year old
ZarnieWoop > are you active to do cyno jumps for me?
Krystian > Stain way point is iffy, you have a cloak on that ship?
Krystian > if not ill bring you one
ZarnieWoop > i have a cloak but makes little diffrence
Cenaurille > a cloaked dreadnaught? O.o
Cenaurille > wouldn't people notice the small moons orbiting it?
Cenaurille > that's like Rosie O'Donnel wearing vertical stripes, you're still fat lady
Krystian > Stain way point is iffy, you have a cloak on that ship?
Krystian > if not ill bring you one
ZarnieWoop > i have a cloak but makes little diffrence
Cenaurille > a cloaked dreadnaught? O.o
Cenaurille > wouldn't people notice the small moons orbiting it?
Cenaurille > that's like Rosie O'Donnel wearing vertical stripes, you're still fat lady
Siren Sylvanis > holy hell...
Siren Sylvanis > O_O at the damage mod of 1400mm Autocannons
Siren Sylvanis > base dmg mod 5.75x O_O
Frools > haha if only they existed siren :p
Frools > 1400mm artillery
Siren Sylvanis > er, artillery
Siren Sylvanis > ^^;;
Gniot > :)))))))))
Siren Sylvanis > BAH
Frools > and then look at the rof :D
Siren Sylvanis > I'm lysdexic today
Siren Sylvanis > ^^;;
Siren Sylvanis > ooo.... yeah that ROF...
Frools > now look at tach II's
Siren Sylvanis > the pilots have to run out of the ship
Frools > 5.4x 12.5s rof
Siren Sylvanis > and stuff gunpowder down the barrel
Frools > yea :D
Siren Sylvanis > then pack it down
Siren Sylvanis > and shove another kestrel down the gun
Siren Sylvanis > O_O at the damage mod of 1400mm Autocannons
Siren Sylvanis > base dmg mod 5.75x O_O
Frools > haha if only they existed siren :p
Frools > 1400mm artillery
Siren Sylvanis > er, artillery
Siren Sylvanis > ^^;;
Gniot > :)))))))))
Siren Sylvanis > BAH
Frools > and then look at the rof :D
Siren Sylvanis > I'm lysdexic today
Siren Sylvanis > ^^;;
Siren Sylvanis > ooo.... yeah that ROF...
Frools > now look at tach II's
Siren Sylvanis > the pilots have to run out of the ship
Frools > 5.4x 12.5s rof
Siren Sylvanis > and stuff gunpowder down the barrel
Frools > yea :D
Siren Sylvanis > then pack it down
Siren Sylvanis > and shove another kestrel down the gun