grunny > Thors hammer has alot of crushing to do
Kinvaryn > thats my pickup line
Kinvaryn > except i say mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and they're like whats a mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and *ziiip*
Kinvaryn > "it makes thunder if you stroke it the right way"
Lomong > Since thunder is the sound of an electric discharge in the atmosphere, that implies you're using an electric strapon to compensate for your... lack......
grunny > ^ electric burn
Kinvaryn > thats my pickup line
Kinvaryn > except i say mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and they're like whats a mjolnir
Kinvaryn > and *ziiip*
Kinvaryn > "it makes thunder if you stroke it the right way"
Lomong > Since thunder is the sound of an electric discharge in the atmosphere, that implies you're using an electric strapon to compensate for your... lack......
grunny > ^ electric burn
Kinvaryn > xgongivitoyuh hegongivitoyuh
Thufir Bezluden > no, you really don't want to put your tongue in the mixers until they are off
Thufir Bezluden > no, you really don't want to put your tongue in the mixers until they are off
Little Chubby > I'm so good at this game.
Little Chubby > Spent 30 seconds trying to find the jump button before realizing I was right clicking on a Charon
Little Chubby > Spent 30 seconds trying to find the jump button before realizing I was right clicking on a Charon
Scorpion Venom1 > i miss the lolfights of soemthing liek 14 v 2 and winning
Scorpion Venom1 > had a fight once, like that
Onyxalia La'fiette > you had that for a while
Scorpion Venom1 > 22 wrecks on the station when it was over
Scorpion Venom1 > not one of them freindly
Scorpion Venom1 > nothing compares to that holy shit moment when you zoom out and realize that concord is gonna bill you for litering
Scorpion Venom1 > had a fight once, like that
Onyxalia La'fiette > you had that for a while
Scorpion Venom1 > 22 wrecks on the station when it was over
Scorpion Venom1 > not one of them freindly
Scorpion Venom1 > nothing compares to that holy shit moment when you zoom out and realize that concord is gonna bill you for litering
Galhadrias > Sitting in the dark on EVE, with my desk fan on full in the other corner of the room
Galhadrias > A really small bit of fluff must have blown on to my face, I thought it was a spider, I saw it out the corner of my eye and the fluff looked like legs
Galhadrias > I tried to grab it but it blew a bit lower onto my neck and I thought it'd crawled down my shirt
Galhadrias > I've never screamed so much in my god damned life
Galhadrias > ...
Galhadrias > it's a bit of white fluff form my duvet
Galhadrias > A really small bit of fluff must have blown on to my face, I thought it was a spider, I saw it out the corner of my eye and the fluff looked like legs
Galhadrias > I tried to grab it but it blew a bit lower onto my neck and I thought it'd crawled down my shirt
Galhadrias > I've never screamed so much in my god damned life
Galhadrias > ...
Galhadrias > it's a bit of white fluff form my duvet
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
Tigrandyr > go away for 2 years and CCP adds all sorts of new skills :P
Stephiano > btw, did you know they added skills to increase your sensor strength now?
Tigrandyr > yeah training those...why i am looking for other things
iavatus > And hats. We're getting hats in the summer update.
Kulper > well hats worked for team fortress :)
Tobias Xiaosen > Eve is becoming TF2 now?
Ioderea Soul-Eater > yes.
Ioderea Soul-Eater > That way half-life 3 can get made
iavatus > "Wake..... up, Doctor Freeeeeman. Wake up, and adjust the skill queue"
Stephiano > btw, did you know they added skills to increase your sensor strength now?
Tigrandyr > yeah training those...why i am looking for other things
iavatus > And hats. We're getting hats in the summer update.
Kulper > well hats worked for team fortress :)
Tobias Xiaosen > Eve is becoming TF2 now?
Ioderea Soul-Eater > yes.
Ioderea Soul-Eater > That way half-life 3 can get made
iavatus > "Wake..... up, Doctor Freeeeeman. Wake up, and adjust the skill queue"
Magosian > I have an erebus in my pants
Ame Sonoda > there must be very little room for your penis
Ame Sonoda > there must be very little room for your penis
Foxhound: So I think I may have fallen into that general sociopathy that every EVE player seems to ascribe to
Foxhound: After about the third tackle on ships worth much more than our frigates, I thought "geez, someone put in plenty of ISK and time to fly that thing"
Foxhound: And after a moment, I began to grin.
Foxhound: I liked it.
Foxhound: After about the third tackle on ships worth much more than our frigates, I thought "geez, someone put in plenty of ISK and time to fly that thing"
Foxhound: And after a moment, I began to grin.
Foxhound: I liked it.
Captain Starkiller Dimaloun > omg eve is working! now i dont have to spend time with my fucking family