Gregory MacAllister > hi guys, question, i keep picking up this yellow can outside my station marked free ammo, and then my ship does something funny and i'm back in the station
Llewelyn Fawr > Samirrah is operating a CNR scam
Leslie e'Evob > Let's go through the CNR Scam Checklist, shall we?
Leslie e'Evob > [x] someone offered to sell you a CNR
Leslie e'Evob > There we go.
Leslie e'Evob > Next time someone offers to sell you a CNR, go through the above handy checklist to see if the offer is a scam.
Leslie e'Evob > Let's go through the CNR Scam Checklist, shall we?
Leslie e'Evob > [x] someone offered to sell you a CNR
Leslie e'Evob > There we go.
Leslie e'Evob > Next time someone offers to sell you a CNR, go through the above handy checklist to see if the offer is a scam.
Kathryn Dougans > Eve is Sparta, we proved this the other day. Here is the reasoning
Kathryn Dougans > Pvp ships, are attracted to pvp ships. they are also attracted to pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > pve ships only role is to make more ships.
Kathryn Dougans > therefore pvp ships are bisexual, except for ECM ones which are gay, as they're not so good at screwing pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > and in Sparta, men liked men, and also liked women. Women only were to make more spartans
Kathryn Dougans > Spartan men = pvp ship, Spartan woman = pve ship.
Kathryn Dougans > and so, EVE = sparta
Kathryn Dougans > and the spartans didn't like lesbians, which is why in EVE, group pve is pretty lolzy
Kathryn Dougans > the logic is unassailable.
Kathryn Dougans > Pvp ships, are attracted to pvp ships. they are also attracted to pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > pve ships only role is to make more ships.
Kathryn Dougans > therefore pvp ships are bisexual, except for ECM ones which are gay, as they're not so good at screwing pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > and in Sparta, men liked men, and also liked women. Women only were to make more spartans
Kathryn Dougans > Spartan men = pvp ship, Spartan woman = pve ship.
Kathryn Dougans > and so, EVE = sparta
Kathryn Dougans > and the spartans didn't like lesbians, which is why in EVE, group pve is pretty lolzy
Kathryn Dougans > the logic is unassailable.
Quinn Oron > I should carry a trade commodity for good luck.
Quinn Oron > A homeless guy perhaps.
Quinn Oron > So if I die, I know I won't be the worst off.
Quinn Oron > A homeless guy perhaps.
Quinn Oron > So if I die, I know I won't be the worst off.
haav0c > i have to go unclog air ventilator #3
haav0c > back.
haav0c > apparently the pvc pipe we were using for the bomb calorimeter drain fit perfectly in the nozzle of the shop vac, got the clog out no problem o/
Blake Sheffield > pvc pipe?
Blake Sheffield > bomb calorimeter?
Blake Sheffield > what the heck are you doign?
haav0c > umm...
haav0c > science?
haav0c > back.
haav0c > apparently the pvc pipe we were using for the bomb calorimeter drain fit perfectly in the nozzle of the shop vac, got the clog out no problem o/
Blake Sheffield > pvc pipe?
Blake Sheffield > bomb calorimeter?
Blake Sheffield > what the heck are you doign?
haav0c > umm...
haav0c > science?
Stitcher > I think there's an ad campaign there
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Neesa Corrinne > I dropped 6 grand on my wifes new pair of titties and I'm gonna drop like 500 bucks on PLEX when I get back and not need ISK for a while.
Bacchanalian > pics or stfu
Neesa Corrinne > NP, I'll put some on the alliance page. Her titties are in the doctors brochure anyways.
Bacchanalian > pics or stfu
Neesa Corrinne > NP, I'll put some on the alliance page. Her titties are in the doctors brochure anyways.
Rhoads07 > can you buy prostitutes off the market?
Lt Omnidan > yes
Sue Thamel > Welcome to EVE!
Lt Omnidan > yes
Sue Thamel > Welcome to EVE!
Dangerous Vixen > Although talking to Inara always brings back funny memories.
Dangerous Vixen > Like when he ordered Calamari at Olive Garden and my kid yelled "We're eating Caldari?!??!!?"
Dangerous Vixen > Like when he ordered Calamari at Olive Garden and my kid yelled "We're eating Caldari?!??!!?"
Elise Randolph > i definitely need to bring an alt over to spy on these guys
Elise Randolph > 4 hulks and an orca just don't sit in a pos for no reason
Dez Affinity > what i would do is, join their corp, mine with them for a few months...
Dez Affinity > then leave on good terms
Elise Randolph > 4 hulks and an orca just don't sit in a pos for no reason
Dez Affinity > what i would do is, join their corp, mine with them for a few months...
Dez Affinity > then leave on good terms