View Contracts > lol gues not much point in joining coms my spanish ends at "help i need a hospital"
Aldrith Shutaq > guess what gaiz
Aldrith Shutaq > Aldy's a minor holder now
Katrina Oniseki > put the child down, aldrith.
Aldrith Shutaq > Aldy's a minor holder now
Katrina Oniseki > put the child down, aldrith.
Marne Deville > jesus christ .... I can't believe I am photoshopping tits and an eye patch on a dog
Tristan Acoma [prax]: New plan: alt corp
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.
Tristan Acoma: Confirming I'm reporting to my -A- masters on behalf of my PL masters who are really just the actual remnants of the old BOB-CCP linked leadership
Tristan Acoma: who are, in fact, trying to form a new ISS coalition that will destroy all outposts in nullsec space save their own and rent out said stations at great RL expense to the local residents which will then be funneled into a fund to allow CCP to act on their long-standing plan to actually build Hello Kitty Online(tm).
Tristan Acoma: who are, in fact, trying to form a new ISS coalition that will destroy all outposts in nullsec space save their own and rent out said stations at great RL expense to the local residents which will then be funneled into a fund to allow CCP to act on their long-standing plan to actually build Hello Kitty Online(tm).
LongHard Johnson > I got franks hot sauce in my beard
Jago Kain > im sure frank doesnt mind
Jago Kain > im sure frank doesnt mind
jih chop > Today, at work, I was bored and had nothing to do (well, I didn't feel like doing the work that actually needed doing, so, you know, same thing)
jih chop > anyway, so sitting there looking up at the clouds when - HEY! that looks just like a manticore!
jih chop > and that one looks like a Caracal.
jih chop > Ooo! That could be a Blackbird, er well then again, one clunky lump of crap pretty much looks like any other
jih chop > but that one is definitely a scorpion!
jih chop > after an afternoon of this, I came to a profound conclusion
jih chop > God Flies Caldari
jih chop > anyway, so sitting there looking up at the clouds when - HEY! that looks just like a manticore!
jih chop > and that one looks like a Caracal.
jih chop > Ooo! That could be a Blackbird, er well then again, one clunky lump of crap pretty much looks like any other
jih chop > but that one is definitely a scorpion!
jih chop > after an afternoon of this, I came to a profound conclusion
jih chop > God Flies Caldari
Whatdafuzz > looking pretty has its benefits
McBarnacle> It does for my GF, she gets to have sex more often
McBarnacle> Shame it's not with me though.................
McBarnacle> It does for my GF, she gets to have sex more often
McBarnacle> Shame it's not with me though.................
Tristan Acoma : asking advice there gives you a 20% chance of getting the right answer, 20% the wrong one, 20% silence, 30% tangential conversation and 10% Lake will take over the fleet :)
Soarin': Eh, actually, it's kinda meh. Too much sex is a lot like too much candy.
Soarin': You lose your appetite for it a whole bunch, and even with the appetite you have left you start getting bored with all the normal flavours.
Soarin': So you go out searching for weirder more niche stuff
Soarin': And then you eventually get to the point where to satisfy your tastes you have to make your own at home AND OH GOD THIS METAPHOR WENT SOMEWHERE DREADFUL
Soarin': You lose your appetite for it a whole bunch, and even with the appetite you have left you start getting bored with all the normal flavours.
Soarin': So you go out searching for weirder more niche stuff
Soarin': And then you eventually get to the point where to satisfy your tastes you have to make your own at home AND OH GOD THIS METAPHOR WENT SOMEWHERE DREADFUL